This is a fucking stupid thread and I feel like losing my negative IQ points by reading this shit, or giving a shit about some fucking celebrities but here goes as I happen to be an expert of AmmeriKKKan prison docs.
-Ron Jeremy
he will destroy orifices of anyone standing against him in the shower room, he'll become a predator of prisons if left unchecked and unfucked, regardless of me not being old schoo enoughl for not having whacked my toad to his films
-Justin Bieber
will keep on making whiny ass pop-songs but now spiced up by the persistent semen in his vocal cords that equals to a loose astrolite-ridden hole of a camwhore, eat a xanax bitch
-Angry Joe
don't know and don't care, maybe not so angry after being molested and smashed the fuck up
-Chris Avellone
pretty much the pornographer of computer aaaarrrrrpeeegeeeees, hate to know you are a rapist unless it was a bitch crying wolf when there were none
-Jimmy Kimmel
bitter please, fuck this piece of unfunny turd the fuck up, maybe he'll actually be funny after being slang out of a prison with the wind making his arsehole wave like the sleeves of a wizard on addy n booze slamming only the jokers on table like a faggot batman with a misprint deck
-Michael Bay
I will be expecting you to film a movie about the hardships of prison life after you've done your days on that silky smooth bed of not being locked up with the general population