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  • We have a banger of a match on our hands! It’s the Richmond Tigers vs the West Coast Eagles from Metricon Stadium in Carrara.

    Currently, only 2 points separate these teams on the AFL table with West Coast sitting in 4th place and Richmond in 5th. If WC wins or ties, they can leapfrog Geelong on the table. If Richmond wins, they can overtake both WC and Geelong.

    R U Ready to Rumble?!!
    Oh hey, the West Coast Eagles are playing the Greater Western Sydney Giants at Optus Stadium in Perth.

    Something amazing has happened: the Eagles had a lead of 30 points, but the Giants have clawed their way back to within 10 points by going on a scoring run. The Eagles now lead 34-24 in the 3rd quarter. That’s correct, the Eagles had been in the lead 34-4!

    We’ll see if the Giants can maintain their momentum.
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    Welp, GWS made a noble run, but WC had just enough firepower to earn the victory, 61-49

    In other news, the Sydney Swans proved yet again why they’re one of the worst teams as they were comprehensively taken apart by the Freemantle Dockers, 19-50
    Here’s a matchup that seems like it would be a complete walkover by the dominant team: it’s 1st place Port Adelaide Power vs. third from bottom of the table Hawthorn Hawks.

    Guess what? It’s actually a quality match. In the 3rd quarter, the Power are leading the Hawks by a score of 49-38. Hawthorn has a chance! Will keep U advised.
    I just happened to catch the tail end of the St. Kilda Saints vs. Essendon Bombers match. It’s near the end of the 4th quarter and the Saints have stripped the paint off the Bombers, 68-32.

    It’s getting ugly. Not enough time for Essendon to make a comeback. Game over, man.
    Here’s a treat: 2 mid-table teams, 11th & 12th places, respectively, fighting it out to see who is the most mediocre.

    It’s the Gold Coast Suns vs. the Essendon Bombers at Metricon Stadium in Carrara.

    In the 1st quarter, the Suns are ahead of the Bombers, 13-8. Who will ultimately win this titanic matchup of ordinary adequacy? Stay tuned to find out!
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    Holy Moly, you will NOT believe what happened! The two sides absolutely lived up to their indifferent and uninspired abilities and TIED, 73-73.

    That’s right, neither team could find that one little spark of quality to put themselves ahead by even one miserable point. Blech!
    Oh. My. God. It’s the Battle of Melbourne!

    The North Melbourne Kangaroos are ahead of the Melbourne Demons, 20-10, at the start of the 2nd quarter. Both of these teams have a poor record, so who will come out the winner between them? Stay tuned!
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    Welp, it ended up being a blowout. Chronically underperforming Melbourne came through with a decisive win by thoroughly humiliating Melbourne, 92-35. That’s a 52 point thumping!
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    When you are having a conversation about men in short shorts playing the gay mans LFL Lingerie bowl with yourself for two weeks to no reply its time to make a grindr account
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    We’ve got a banger of a match taking place at The Gabba in Woolloongabba!

    The Sydney Swans (almost the worst team in the AFL) are leading the Collingwood Magpies, 30-22 at halftime.

    What might happen? We can only guess!
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    OMG, the Swans have a dark-skinned negro on the team. The Magpies have what appears to be a lighter-skinned negro. This is shocking. I didn’t think Australia had any of the spear chuckers; I thought it only had those hideous aborigines.
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    Welp, it is all over and it was an excellent match. Very exciting.

    Collingwood defeated Sydney, 50-41. The Swans had their chances near the end of the match, but they just weren’t good enough.
    Adelaide 8, Melbourne 14, 1st qtr, in Adelaide

    You might remember last week when this same Melbourne Demons team was thoroughly humiliated by an Adelaide team. BUT, that team was PORT Adelaide Power whilst this team are the Adelaide Crows.
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    It’s a battle of the bottom of the table


    Oh. My. Gawd.

    It’s halftime and the Richmond Tigers are SLAUGHTERING the Brisbane Lions, 53-26. Will Brisbane make a miraculous comeback? I don’t have that answer.
    3rd quarter and Port Adelaide has pulled ahead of the Bulldogs, 33-24.
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    Welp, Port Adelaide was able to impose their will on the Western Bulldogs as they came away with victory 55-42. I can see why the Power are top of the AFL table.

    BTW, Port Adelaide is my favourite AFL team.
    Port Adelaide Power vs. Western Bulldogs, they’re playing right now!

    I thought Port Adelaide would be unstoppable after they crushed the Melbourne Demons a few days ago, but the Bulldogs are playing them tough. The Power may be tired because they are in the midst of playing 4 matches in only 16 days.
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