Let's do crude numbers. 16121 posts on EDF/1000 days = crudely 16 posts on EDF a day. 109/500 ~ 0.5 posts on EDF a day. EDF is bigger for your social life than his.
... I've had worse in lobbies and I barely play multiplayer. It was worse in LOL from 2008 to 2014 (when I finally quit that shit) and my IRL pals are far worse in team games or hearthstone...
Been there, done that. I was like 10 or something and even then they were lame. And unlike you, I've seen the movie (1995). Even as a 10 year old I was embarrassed.
... weird it seems to work. So let me get this straight, you house them, feed them, then you guys get slaughtered every second year... how has that worked for you?