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    FOOD IN NORTH EUROPE SUCKS ASS - RANT

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    RAMADAN MUBARAK

    RAMADAN KAREEM TO ALL MY MUSLIM BROTHERS AMIN 🙏 🕋🕌☪ رمضان مبارك
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    MC ASSBLONKA - LIFE WISDOM FREESTYLE (1993)

    BASED ON REAL LIFE STORYS....REAL THUG TEARS... LYRICS : VERSE 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - WHAT DAY IT IS, WHERE THE FUCK AM I SHIT IT'S SUNDAY, MY HEAD IS POUNDIN, AM I ABOUT TO DIE I TURN AROUND AND WHAT DO I SEE THE FATTEST BITCH ON PLANET LAYING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, SHIT ITS ALL COMING BACK...
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    VENICE REVIEW - SHIT CITY - OVERRATED DUMP?

    I ARRIVED TO VENICE AROUND MID DAY AND THE FIRST THING THAT HIT ME WAS THE WAFT OF SHIT FROM THE CANALS. MIND YOU THIS IS LATE JULY I THEN PROCEEDED TO SPEND ABOUT AN HOUR AND 10 MINUTES CROSSING 1 KILOMETER TO MY HOTEL, I GET LOST ABOUT 9 TIMES IN THE PROCESS AND I GET YELLED AT BY A GARBAGE...
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    SKIN CARE ROUTINE - PLZ HELP

    HELO, MY NAME IS ASS BLONKER, FAMOUS ARUBA BORN DANCEHALL ARTIST, AND I NEED HELP 2DAY HOW TO DO SKIN CARE ROUTINE? ALL MY LIFE I WASH FACE WITH WATER AND THATS IT PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO DO SKIN CARE, PLEASE CAN YOU DO BULLET POINT LIST LIKE U R EXPLAINING THIS TO A PARTICULARELY DUMB...
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    A BLACKER, WISER ASSBLONKER

    LYRICS : FLYIN HELICOPTERS, SHE'S A ONE WOMAN BAND SAVING LIVES IN THE DESERT, THAT'S HER COMMAND SHE GOT A HEART OF GOLD, AND A SOUL THAT'S-A TRUE FYLIN HIGH AND NEVER TIRIN' THATS WHAT SHE-A DO /// CHORUS /// SAVING LIVES WITH GRIT AND GRACE THAT'S HER AVENUE RADHA IS THE ONE AND THAT'S NO...
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    DOJA CAT USED 2 BE A BADDIE - NOW SHES BUSTED

    HELO LOL. MY INTERNET HANDLE GOS BY THE NAME OF "ASSBLONKER" AND IM MAKING A NISSE TIER THREAD TODAY LOL, I SWEARRE IM NOT FUCKED UP OR ANYTHING, THIS HAS BEEN JUST PERCOLATING IN THE BACK OF MY MIND FOR SOME TIME NOW & I NEED TO SHARE MY SUFFERING WITH MY FELLOW THUGS DOJA CAT USE 2 BE SO...
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    MC ASSBLONKA - RADHA WHERE U BE AT (THUGS CRY 2)

    QUEENSBRIDGE HIP HOP DAYS... RARE LP.... /// CHORUS /// X2 RADHA WHERE U BE AT? (WHERE U BE AT) YOU GOTTA QUIT PLAYIN GIRL AND SHOW ME WHERE THEM FEET AT (WHERE THE FEET AT) BE MY NURSE BABY SO YOU CAN SAVE ME 'CAUSE I THINK I FELL IN LOVE /// VERSE 1 //// AINT GOT NO NECK TATS BABY I JUST...
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    ROCKET EXPLODES IN POLAND - KILLS 2 PPL- EU MAD AS FUCKKKKK

    HELO. INTRO : my NAME ASSBLONKER, PROFESSIONAL NEWS ANCHOR FOR ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA. LOL EARLY BORD GETS THE WORM, AS WE LIKE TO SAY, IN THIS CASE I AM FIRST WITH THIS AMASING NEWS OF BIG BOMB DROPPING ON POLAND WHAT HAPPEN : BOMB DROPPED ON POLAND & IT KILLED 2 PPL.... END OF THE...
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    MC ASSBLONKA - CUM TRIBUTE RIDDIM

    LIMITED EDITION FROM 2022 COMEBACK TOUR LYRICS : /// CHORUS /// GIRL ME GONNA BUSS ON YOUR PICTURE NUT ON GREYSCALE BAKA GONNA COME PON YOUR PICTURE IM SORRY BUT IT JUST HAD TO BE DONE GONNA BUST PON YOUR PICTURE GYAL LET ME BE YOUR WYZZRD TONIGHT GONNA BUST PON YOUR PICTURE PICTURE BAKA...
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    REN FAIRE SLUTS RIDDIM

    COMMISSIONED BY @Chimplord1997 , POWERED BY VALIUM AND WINE YA MON BIG AB COMING BACK WITH SOME SUMMER HITS TO BLAST WITH UR MANDEM ON MONTEGO BAY LYRICKZ : AB : // CHORUS X3 /// RENAISSANCE FAIR SLUTS DEM A UGLY AS SIN REINAISSANCE FAIR SLUTS CHAINMAIL BIKINI RENAISSANCE FAIR SLUTS GOT...
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    MY NIGGA SHKRELI HAS BEEN FREED

    I WAS SMOKING A JOINT JUST NOW (DIPPED IN SHERM) AND I REMEMBERED MY MAIN NIGGA SHKRELI (EVEN THOUGH I HATE ALBANIANS WITH A BURNING PASSION I CAN STILL ADMIRE SOMEONES HUSTLE) - I USED TO WATCH HIS LIVESTREAMS ON FINANCE IN LIKE 2013 OR 2014 , AND I THOUGHT "WTF HASNT THIS NEGGA BEEN IN PRISON...
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    ARTHOE THREAD 2 : MUST GROPE GRUNGE GIRLS EDITION

    EXTREMELY LOW EFFORT PORN THREAD PART 2 : FUCK U ALL MUST....BE SEXUALLY INAPROPPRIATE.... TO RUSSIAN GRUNGE GIRLS......... TFW NO DOC MARTENS GRUNGE GF ON MOOD STABILIZERS
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    MC ASSBLONKA - CHOMO RIDDIM (BANNED FROM DISCORD)

    NEW RELEASE 2022 COMING SOON ON VINYL //// INTRO (WES WATSON)//// "ANYTHING WITH CHILDREN, ANYTHING WITH PEDOPHILA, CHILD MOLESTATION, RAPE, ANY OF THESE FUCKING CHARGES ARE FUCKING DESPICABLE, DISGUSTING, MAKES ME FUCKING SICK" //// CHORUS (MC ASSBLONKA) X1//// "ME NO PEDOPHILE SO WHY...
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    BANNT FROM DISCORD <- EXTREMELY PISSED OFF, MAD AS FUCK THREAD

    HELO , MY NAME IS ASSBLONKER. MY DISCORD ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED, AND I SUSSPECT THAT CHILD PORN POSTER FAGS HAVE BEEN DEEPLY INVOLVED IN THIS (ON THE ED DISCORD) SO IM MAD AS FUAAAAARKKKK!!!!!! EXTREMELY PISSED OFF!!!!! THIS IS DISCORD + CHILD MOLESTER CALL OUT TREATD @CAMEL 555 PAGING ALL MY...
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    MC ASSBLONKA - RADHA RIDDIM (PHILLY GIRL) [1988]

    PROD. KING TUBBY 1988, 12" LOL @Raddy LYRICS: //// MC ASSBLONKA (INTRO) : ///// "ASSBLONKA PON DI TUNE BERMUDA VIBES YA MON WICKED LOVE" //// MC ASSBLONKA (CHORUS) X4 : //// "SHE BE A PHILLY GYAL PHILLY GYAL PHILLY GYAL RADHA A COME AROUND" //// MC ASSBLONKA (VERSE 1):/ //// "SHE...
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    MC ASSBLONKA - RAWDOG BANDIT RIDDIM

    NEW UNRELEASED GEM FROM JAMAICA'S OWN "MC ASSBLONKA" 1989 DUBWISE STYLEE LYRICS : / / / / / / CHORUS (MC ASSBLONKA) / / / / / / x2 Rawdog Bandits, we back in town Rawdog Bandits, baby we neva go down Rawdog Bandits, so hear me now I'm clean, let me just put the Tip In / / / / / HOOK / / /...
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    CHRISTMAS GOTH GF THIGHS THREAD 9000

    MERCIFUL ALLAH FORGEIVE ME FOR I HAVE NOT A 19 YYR OLD GOTH GF THIGHS AROUND MY CAROTID ARTERIES AT THIS MOMENT FORGIVE ME ALHAMDULLILLAH YES MOMMY **DEEP INHALE** AWOOGA WAWOOOOOGA AWOOOGA HONK HONK HONK BAZOOINGGGGGGOINGOINGOINGGGG *MOUTH FALLS TO FLOOR* TY FOR UR ATTENTION GENTLEMEN.
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