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  1. BiteySnek

    Merry Eastermas!

    This my vibe today... Let's plug that into my emotional cortex. *consults with the burning bushels of bud* I will teach everyone a fun trick! I will teach you how to time travel with your brain! Don't worry, this is totally safe... wait, let me high-er! *elevates on high* There we go...
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    Biden's Long Halloween

    Biden's border brutes are going door to door and killing Americans like it's Halloween... https://therightscoop.com/horrible-woman-brutally-beaten-to-death-by-two-squatters-inside-her-new-york-city-home/ As I covered last October... https://gab.com/Onideus/posts/111323739474436593 All your...
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    It Is My Birthday! This Is The Most Important Of The News! I Give U A Gift!

    It's my birthday! Er... it is ~almost~ my birthda- *swallows cake* I... it's because it wanted to be eaten! I didn't eat the whole thing! Yet... also my mom helped! She is totally an accomplice in my temporal cake taking caper! See, I figured, like... if the government can arbitrarily...
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    International Minty Day

    It's like one of those old school cartoons where the woman is just incoherently squawking and no one is even listening. LOL
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    Well I'm Not Sorry About The Troon Babies Getting Cancelled

    November 24th: https://gab.com/Onideus/posts/111466975292735765 November 28th: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/babyfurs-diaperfurs.26754/page-13#post-17249658 It's so weird how the left tries to attack people. Like, am I supposed to be upset that they "cancelled" their own asshats? What...
  6. BiteySnek

    Rick And Morty Slowly Devolves

    Most people probably haven't bothered to care, but there's a new season of Rick and Morty! Four episodes so far and... *sigh* It's like they're just making it uncanny gross instead of uncanny science. Because there really isn't any actual science in the show at all now. Instead it's just...
  7. BiteySnek

    I'm Having An Awkward Personal Issue

    When you get "social media famous"... how do you sort out the people who are replying ~to~ you versus the people who are... apparently bitching at Liz Cheney. Today, right now, I mean. It'll be something new in like an hour, but... seriously... it kinda weirds me out when people reply to a...
  8. BiteySnek

    Happy 9-11

    https://gab.com/disclosetv/posts/111045764774840337 Actually, missile shaped debris from the towers falling essentially acted like bullets shooting straight down into the buildings below. Ever seen a ball point pen dropped perfectly fuckin vertical off a really tall building? It'll smash...
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    Riffing Off Revelations

    https://gab.com/ChaplainGene/posts/111036883614708554 There's another way of looking at this... "And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb,". Meaning... actions are often taken when the blood of the innocent is spilled. "and by the word of their testimony;" You tell people how...
  10. BiteySnek

    Excuse Me, I Need To Take An Ahsoka

    That's my new word for whenever I need to take a cartoonishly large shit... Sooo... I watched the first two episodes and... wow that's sad! Star Wars has become a parody of a cartoon! I mean... look, I enjoyed the cartoons... at least the original ones... the hot mess that came later, not...
  11. BiteySnek

    BIRDS! D:

    I spy on them... I spy on the birds... There would have been video... but the little shit camera fucked up. It's the only waterproof camera I have tho... sort of. It actually has a little housing unit you stuff it into and ~then~ it's waterproof.
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    Weedstorming - Hellscapes

    Clunky nav/chapter list... Political Pyres - Darkest Brandon Political Pyres - Merrick Garland's Future Burns Bright Reflecting On Yourself Forever Black And White - Part Black Time Trap - The Unassuming Elevator The Differential Physics Of Immortal Existence Permaquakes And Temporal Recursive...
  13. BiteySnek

    Why Chris Can't Breath

    He's busy screaming. He's got a LOT of screaming to do... https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/profile-posts/20576/ You see the trick is... I'm the only one who writes hellstates like that. I'm the only human with sufficient imagination... so no matter the outcome of reality... I get...
  14. BiteySnek

    "What Did You Do During The Writers Strike?", History Will Ask

    Well, I saw this shit... And then I remembered what my abusive asshole of a father always told me, "Go entertain yourself." *salutes* Okay, I'm slightly high... let's see if I can write a cooler rendition of Snow White! So... the "evil witch" is like an immortal half-human, half-wraith...
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    This Is Why I Don't Come Here Anymore

    This kinda shit right here... https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Picture_of_the_Now/July_19,_2023 I mean... you do realize the "banned books" are, uh... Yeah. See, I noticed something... cause, you know leftists always do this thing where they accuse as they act...
  16. BiteySnek

    Happy New Years!

    *reffers towards the edge of the year* How has the year been? You know how in media there are sometimes scenes that jar perception. Can it be quiet? How can you hope to hear my words when they make no sound? Perhaps if you started reading them in the voice of Morgan Freeman. That's more...
  17. BiteySnek

    My Mom Is The Best Mom

    My mom... is the best mom in the world! No, seriously, hear me out here... like, she may not be like very, um... "motherly" in the traditional sense, she just doesn't have a "mothering" instinct and when she tries to emulate it... oh gawd she sounds like a serial murderer! D: BUT! But, but...
  18. BiteySnek

    Weeb Maker

    Er... that's not what it's called, but that's what I call it. Link... https://h5.tu.qq.com/web/ai-2d/cartoon/index Click giant button on the bottom, click giant button below the photo that comes up next, then you can upload an image, then it'll will do "magic shit" (steal data most likely) and...
  19. BiteySnek

    Joshy Moon Moon - Won't Someone Think Of The Kiwi Principles?!

    Tha'fuck died over on Kiwi Farms? https://kiwifarms.net/threads/principles-of-the-kiwi-farms.127111/#post-12709688 Apparently the beatings will continue until happiness improves! D: Well, fortunately I know just the thing! This was my favorite part... "From the bottom of my fucking...
  20. BiteySnek

    God Complex - The Book Series

    Strangely enough I DON'T already have a thread for this. Here is the current "marketing" page... https://godcomplex.site/ Don't donate tho, I have no idea if I can actually access my PayPal account at this point because they're always doing stupid nutty shit. I need to get that fixed and...
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