Brag About Getting Drunk/High

[BiteySnek]

you may annoy the everliving fuck out of me sometimes, but these are lovely shots... you ever go boating around commencement bay?

Haven't been boating in a long time. We used to sometimes go to, I think the Snake River and we'd, well, we'd do shit the Washington way...

 

[minty]

Haven't been boating in a long time. We used to sometimes go to, I think the Snake River and we'd, well, we'd do shit the Washington way...

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you got any sweet shots of northwest trek, pt defiance, or fort nisqually?

 

[Quence]

They're from all over the state. We do this thing sometimes on our regional news social media where everyone from all over submits pictures if there's some really epic sunrise or sunset going on.

The end result winds up with a flood of amazeballs images and it's like showing off how awesome our state looks.

That last post is all Walla Walla tho.

Don’t you folks have big volcanoes in your state?

And Bigfoot? And other weird stuff?

 

[minty]

Don’t you folks have big volcanoes in your state?

And Bigfoot? And other weird stuff?

mt rainier and mt st helens


and yes huge tracks of forest for bigfoot hunting
and the space needle

 

[Raddy]

mt rainier and mt st helens


and yes huge tracks of forest for bigfoot hunting
and the space needle

Ok. I need to ask.
How do actual ppl there feel about Bigfoot?
Real? Fake? Cousin Joey in a Gili suit drunk n scaring hippies camping?

 

[.wil]

Real 100%

 

[minty]

Ok. I need to ask.
How do actual ppl there feel about Bigfoot?
Real? Fake? Cousin Joey in a Gili suit drunk n scaring hippies camping?

there are large carved wooden bigfoot statues, signs that say bigfoot crossing out on random roads, i've gotten a fuckhuge coffee from bigfoot java, which is a coffee chain...
my own mom says she smelled him in the woods once

 

[Raddy]

When I finally have my nervous breakdown, I'm going to take so much peyote and run around the forest hooting and whooping and praying he hears my call.
Itll be like finding religion except my Jesus will be a giant smelly ape man.

 

[Raddy]

there are large carved wooden bigfoot statues, signs that say bigfoot crossing out on random roads, i've gotten a fuckhuge coffee from bigfoot java, which is a coffee chain...
my own mom says she smelled him in the woods once

THERES A BIGFOOT COFFEE CHAIN?!!

 

[minty]

THERES A BIGFOOT COFFEE CHAIN?!!

https://bigfootjava.com/

if you ever wanna come visit we can hunt the fouke monster together around boggy creek

 

[Quence]

my own mom says she smelled him in the woods once

might’ve been our own hairy roo from Downunder @Scumhook on vacation in a proper nation

 

[Raddy]

https://bigfootjava.com/

if you ever wanna come visit we can hunt the fouke monster together around boggy creek

I could do with a road trip.

 

[minty]

I could do with a road trip.

in a couple months... we can then drive up to hopkinsville for some goblin hunting, n then to western va for flatwoods and mothman

 

[Raddy]

in a couple months... we can then drive up to hopkinsville for some goblin hunting, n then to western va for flatwoods and mothman

I no longer fear the Flatwoods I can now face him irl

 

[BiteySnek]

Ok. I need to ask.
How do actual ppl there feel about Bigfoot?
Real? Fake? Cousin Joey in a Gili suit drunk n scaring hippies camping?

Bigfoot is real, but not what you think.

It's usually just some buck naked, hairy ass old dude tripped tha'fuck out on shrooms and "camping" out in the wilderness.

I know most people don't want to think about this, but like... you know homeless people?

There are like... homeless forest people.

Like, go watch that movie "My Side Of The Mountain"...

My Side of the Mountain (film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

It used to be super popular back in the day, thanks to Big Foot...

Henry David Thoreau - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[BiteySnek]

Another picture...

"Once back in Concord, Thoreau went through a restless period. In April 1844 he and his friend Edward Hoar accidentally set a fire that consumed 300 acres (120 hectares) of Walden Woods."

 

[dropdatwat]

I cured depression... while high... you're welcome...

Part 1...

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Okay! Enough putting it off, I need to get to wo…'

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Okay! Enough putting it off, I need to get to work! I promised to cure depression! So, *takes a long toke*, 3, 2, 1, *freefall into infinity* Whoo, here we go, thinky blinky! Curing depression! With variety of variety! Wut?! Let me elaborate. When you eat food for...

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Part 2...

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Continuing on! With CURING DEPRESSION! OH NOES!…'

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Continuing on! With CURING DEPRESSION! OH NOES! Abuse of positive emotional memories will cause them to DECAY! See, the problem is, the more you access a memory, well the "retrieval process" is LOSSY! Meaning, you recall the memory, but the connection is bad so you...

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Magical extra idea...

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Also a hat version of this idea but it says "Fuck You".

...or maybe one that links to the "Kittens" page... that might get you in trouble tho.

nigger i beat sonic spinball while high

 

[dropdatwat]

Me: "a couple 10-second stonefruit draws should do the trick"
Me 20 minutes later: *scared shitless as I visualize my dead grandpa's face eyeless in a kind of "photo filter" way that reminds you of how you remembered the end of the night shift episode of SpongeBob looking when you first saw it in 03*

 

[FBIAgent]

Dad bought me a pack of benadryl. How much of the shit do I need to take to get high?

 

[Likeicare]

Dad bought me a pack of benadryl. How much of the shit do I need to take to get high?

5 packs

 

[BiteySnek]

Dad bought me a pack of benadryl. How much of the shit do I need to take to get high?

All of it... and then you'll have to pretend you're high, even though you'll just feel drunk... but like tired/sleepy drunk... like a zombie... which isn't being high, unless you don't know what getting high is.

 

[BiteySnek]

nigger i beat sonic spinball while high

I invented time travel while high...

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'You know what the best thing about my temporal sc…'

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'You know what the best thing about my temporal scan sats will be? The library of Alexandria. See the early versions of the tech, they can't scan shit that's moving around a lot through time. So it can't scan people at all. Unless something is sitting perfectly still...

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[BiteySnek]

Here is even MOAR time travel...

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'You want to know some more time travel secrets? …'

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'You want to know some more time travel secrets? Well, see... in order to "aim" an electron's mass from a dead stop... well you have to aim it physically ~back~ through time... so it's like a cut out of a cylinder, but as the particle is traveling back through time, that...

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...wait, should I be telling you this shit? I am... really high right now...

I'm so high I can imagine Chris with a personality!

 

[Velociraper]

I have done virtually everything that doesn't involve a needle. Know my way around weed, or at least thought I did. Had never tried edibles, though. So a bro drops by. We're hanging out, talking bikes and sippin brews when he offers me some gummies. I pop a couple in my mouth. 15 minutes later, nothing. Keep waiting, nothing. Wait, nada, wait, nada, wait, WHAM brick fuckin wall of baked.

Decided to avoid edibles after that. I like to control my high.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Dad bought me a pack of benadryl. How much of the shit do I need to take to get high?

Two damn high

 

[BiteySnek]

This was great...

https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2022/march/unexpected-asteroid-smacks-into-earth-with-little-warning-should-we-be-concerned

It's the same thing you know. The "early detection" bullshit that NASA is trying to develop to spot asteroids... it's the exact same tech my temporal scan sats use to read back the hyperlight stream.

Only instead of doing it in the vastness of space, you have to do it the vastness of innerspace.

Cause we're talking the effective mass of an electron while not in a complete hyperform (energy field).

So it's like trying to find a two dimensional asteroid inside something as large as the entire solar system.

The trick is to start off using short range temporal experiments with artificial EMP knock-backs.

Because the tachyon is traveling back along a very short, predetermined path, it's exponentially easier to find and then it can be converted from two-dimensional light back into three-dimensional energy.

So basically you take an electron, make it dead stop into mono-dimensional energy, let it fall back through the influence of time and gravity (which doesn't effect one-dimensional objects) and then eventually it collides into an EMP field of your choosing (you have to aim it) which in turn causes it to become hyperlight, two-dimensional energy, as it's bounced back past the present and into the future, where you then "grab" the effective energy ribbon and you read that energy ribbon in the process of respinning it back into a three-dimension, physical object... an electron.

An electron is a one dimensional object that's spun around a neutron to turn it into a hyper-dimensional construct.

Of course, from our dimensional perspective, a one-dimensional hyper-construct is just... a two or three-dimensional object.

We don't readily acknowledge how other dimensional states effect ours.

Like we think of space as an "empty" vacuum instead of thinking of it as a hyperfluid.

Just like stuffing a match into a bowl of water, space sucks energy cross dimensionally and is moving so fast that it has no direct impact on physical reality.

Unless I teach you all how to make that hyper-gravity hammer thing...

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'No, if it happens here, I'm going to build a hype…'

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'No, if it happens here, I'm going to build a hyper gravity hammer and have it strafe the planet... continuously... forever... so that way you'll have a better problem to worry about and no one will ever be able to live anywhere for very long and then you don't have to...

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[Quence]

Me: "a couple 10-second stonefruit draws should do the trick"
Me 20 minutes later: *scared shitless as I visualize my dead grandpa's face eyeless in a kind of "photo filter" way that reminds you of how you remembered the end of the night shift episode of SpongeBob looking when you first saw it in 03*

What are stonefruit draws?

 

[dropdatwat]

What are stonefruit draws?

the strain of the weed vape cart i bought

 

[Quence]

the strain of the weed vape cart i bought

Oh. Vape is a liquid, right? How much of it is water and how much is the active ingredient THC?

 

[BiteySnek]

Oh. Vape is a liquid, right? How much of it is water and how much is the active ingredient THC?

Actually, THC vape is like... tree sap.

It's like crazy glue level sticky and takes forever to "pour".