Commencement Raffle

[umkemesik]

In honor of our migration, and in appreciation of you, we will have a raffle.

ITT: post if you want to be considered in the raffle. The first unique user post will be one, the second two, etc. Posting multiple times does not increase your odds. It will be easier for me if you guys just post once here.

Edit: disregard, I suck cocks. We will draw by alphabetical order on the users page. Inactive users who have not posted in the last week will be ineligible.

First Prize: $60 steam game or Bitcoin, or whatever equal to value you want.

Second: $30

Third: $15

Drawing on 7 June 2020, mods eligible. Members who won the preceding raffle ineligible. Member's account must be at least 7 days old.

Edit: If it lands on an inactive user, I will respin. If I prize is not collected within three days, or turned down, I will respin.

 

[umkemesik]

I'll just draw by username, alphabetical order. I will post the numbers here and PM the users.

 

[Baka]

Neat

 

[Likeicare]

I want 2 copies of The Forest

 

[umkemesik]

I want 2 copies of The Forest

Would you settle for a free Sticky Date pudding from Hungry Jack's?

 

[Likeicare]

Would you settle for a free Sticky Date pudding from Hungry Jack's?

No im a mcdonalds person

 

[Halal Bacon]

Aw shit I hope I win

 

[umkemesik]

Aw shit I hope I win

You won...the test raffle I did. So did .wil , he comes up as #1 since the dot puts him before "A".

Well hope you win the real one, I will probably stream it.

 

[Halal Bacon]

You won...the test raffle I did. So did .wil , he comes up as #1 since the dot puts him before "A".

Well hope you win the real one, I will probably stream it.

 

[FBIAgent]

Roll

 

[GloriousReader]

If i win give my prize to @FBIAgent because hes an orphan

 

[Likeicare]

If i win give my prize to @FBIAgent because hes an orphan

I think you mean murderer

 

[GloriousReader]

I think you mean murderer

Im scared of what hes gonna do next if he doesn't win the raffle

 

[Likeicare]

Im scared of what hes gonna do next if he doesn't win the raffle

Does he have any family members lef to kill

 

[GloriousReader]

Does he have any family members lef to kill

He might burn down his orphanage

 

[.wil]

He's been adopted by ED and will turn out great

 

[umkemesik]

If i win give my prize to @FBIAgent because hes an orphan

I'm sure he'll request Bitcoin.

 

[GroyperSupreme]

First Prize: $60 steam game or Bitcoin, or whatever equal to value you want.

@Scumhook say it we all know you want to say it.

 

[lurk]

BIG MONEY NO WHAMMIES!

 

[umkemesik]

BIG MONEY NO WHAMMIES!

 

[umkemesik]

BIG MONEY NO WHAMMIES!

Did you know about the dude that figured out the pattern to this and won a shitload of money?

 

[Scumhook]

First Prize: $60 steam game or Bitcoin, or whatever equal to value you want.

I'll take 10 fucks of your mother at her usual rate, thanks Alex.

 

[GroyperSupreme]

I'll take 10 fucks of your mother at her usual rate, thanks Alex.

Hmm that dick to bitcoin exchange rate.....
do we have an investment opportunity here?

 

[lurk]

Did you know about the dude that figured out the pattern to this and won a shitload of money?

No but it doesnt surprise me. Theres some big brained people out there. Read a story once where some CS students ran a job on a casino because the figured out the random number generator wasnt random on some slots.

 

[Phelan]

Ahhh come on Adm. like God like The Dude can't you make each of the top three prizes like triple? I never win at dis shit but if I win first I need monies for a couple 40's at least or I hate you at the very core of my already black detached heart.

No hate. Just sayin. I'm kinda broke right now and I was hoping as a God of a forum you felt my feels and you should me your feels.

 

[Harpoons]

I'll take 10 fucks of your mother at her usual rate, thanks Alex.

Free?

 

[A Fucking Box]

im gonna be fucking rich!!!!!!!

 

[umkemesik]

Gonna do this about midnight. I will record it.

 

[umkemesik]

Winnrars:

3rd Place: @ASSBLONKER ($15-20)

2nd Place: @Cock ($30)

1st Place: @Killerratte ($60)

I recorded the drawing, it's in two parts (an email popped up requiring me to restart in the middle) and I have to put it together but I will upload it.

Niglord and a couple others won before Cock, but they were not active the last week so I re-rolled.

 

[umkemesik]

PM if you want a steam game or something else like bitcoin or coupons for a blowjob in Budapest.