GroyperSupreme

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I don’t think he understands the concept of having a job and money to buy your own stuff
Why would he. Alan pays for it all. Ben probably won't get a real job until he's thirty-five. He'll "freelance," for a couple more years, ie smoke shit tons of pot while living at home. Make a few phone game apps which will be nothing more than glitchy autistic rehashes of more popular games. (think Perturbed Pterodactyls version of Angry Birds but without the cutesy graphics) With his mother spending up to nine hours in bed due to "exhaustion" Ben finally puts his 40th application in for the Best Buy Geek Squad team and is successful. Meanwhile, Alan, defeated and remote, resolves to live out the rest of his days by slogging it out at the firm, and washing down his disappointment with Johnny Walker.
 

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Why would he. Alan pays for it all. Ben probably won't get a real job until he's thirty-five. He'll "freelance," for a couple more years, ie smoke shit tons of pot while living at home. Make a few phone game apps which will be nothing more than glitchy autistic rehashes of more popular games. (think Perturbed Pterodactyls version of Angry Birds but without the cutesy graphics) With his mother spending up to nine hours in bed due to "exhaustion" Ben finally puts his 40th application in for the Best Buy Geek Squad team and is successful. Meanwhile, Alan, defeated and remote, resolves to live out the rest of his days by slogging it out at the firm, and washing down his disappointment with Johnny Walker.
Sounds like the Life
 
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