Conspiracy thread

[GloriousReader]

post conspiracy theories here

Melinda Gates somehow got killed and now Kevin Kline has been filling in as her replacement

 

[Likeicare]

wait u focking wat m8

 

[.wil]

Conspiracy:

It's not the vaccine that will kill you, it's the vaccine that will save you from the next engineered bioweapon where brainless cattle are the only ones that survive.

 

[lurk]

hmm... how about the still living challenger pilots? or that supposed "one time" when aliens disabled the world's nukes? some are saying that some politicians and celebs are actually clones. oh! i know! hold on....



.... there's a worldwide conspiracy to destroy and hide a globe-spanning tartarian empire's byzantine architecture.

 

[Maysam]

Conspiracy:

It's not the vaccine that will kill you, it's the vaccine that will save you from the next engineered bioweapon where brainless cattle are the only ones that survive.

that sounds too fucking plausible to be funny to me

 

[Likeicare]

or that supposed "one time" when aliens disabled the world's nukes?

Wasnt one time. Both the US and SU documented ufo's regularly deactivating and disarming their weapons

 

[.wil]

I wish I had schizophrenia so that I digitally did the equivalent of the corkboard string spiderweb thing

 

[lurk]

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I wish I had schizophrenia that I digitally did the equivalent of the corkboard string spiderweb thing

some levels of autism should be regulated by the geneva convention.

 

[.wil]

some levels of autism should be regulated by the geneva convention.

The geneva convention is for pussies. I support the widespread use of white phosporus and barrel bombing hospitals and schools. Sounds like a loser's pity party to me.

 

[Chimplord1997]

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I wish I had schizophrenia so that I digitally did the equivalent of the corkboard string spiderweb thing

They actually sell software that you can use that does the corkboard red yarn crazy guy board, iirc they sell it to detectives

 

[.wil]

 

[Sleepy]

the government of western countries commits widespread psychological rape on its inhabitants to enforce authoritarian rule unlike China.

a little birdy told me so anyway

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

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I wish I had schizophrenia so that I digitally did the equivalent of the corkboard string spiderweb thing

Pizzagate 100% confirmed. Time to make Qanon real.

 

[.wil]

Pizzagate 100% confirmed. Time to make Qanon real.

Here's where you're wrong, kiddo.

Pizzagate is real but Qanon is a psyop.

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

Here's where you're wrong, kiddo.

Pizzagate is real but Qanon is a psyop.


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Qanon is a psyop that made Jim watkins rich, but could we make the psy op real and overthrow the Jew Pedophile elite? Only with the help of the two smartest men in the world , the Bogdanoffs.

 

[.wil]

but could we make the psy op real

Signs point to "No"

 

[Scumhook]

Vax truth

https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/freemanbeyondthewall/Episode_574_Full_and_Complete.mp3?dest-id=720289

run

 

[Scumhook]

520 - We Went To A Zoo feat. Zack Kopplin (5/3/21) 🅴 • Chapo Trap House - via Podcast Addict

Will and Felix report from their trip to the zoo. We review the woke CIA ad, and then discuss restaurants finding themselves hurting for employees when their lazy, entitled potential workers aren’t “economically coerced” to labor for “poverty wages”. We’re then joined by journalist Zack Kopplin...

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lol

 

[A Fucking Box]

Qanon is a psyop that made Jim watkins rich, but could we make the psy op real and overthrow the Jew Pedophile elite? Only with the help of the two smartest men in the world , the Bogdanoffs.

I am Q

 

[Paul Rudd]

Conspiracy reveal: I have been secretly coordinating countless assets and agents for a large scale operation centered around a canadian man...I've been doing this for so long that the system I've created to harass this man and eventually imprison this man can run with minimal involvement on my part.

 

[Scumhook]

canadian man

lol oxymoron

 

[Solution]

Conspiracy:

@Scumhook and @Likeicare spiritcooked my laptop to get to my sweet vax docs and nudes!!!
🥧

 

[Likeicare]

Conspiracy:
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@Scumhook and @Likeicare spiritcooked my laptop to get to my sweet vax docs and nudes!!!
🥧

Look at my smile

 

[Likeicare]

Wait is that what you were implying

 

[Likeicare]

What have i just confessed to

 

[Raddy]

Look at my smile

I was assuming the humper was @Scumhook

 

[Scumhook]

I was assuming the humper was @Scumhook

I think that's a parent & kid, so likey's deffo the small one but why is he smiling omfg what is he doing to me why am i feeling these strange feels....

 

[Likeicare]

why am i feeling these strange feels....

It'll stop hurting once you relax

 

[Raddy]

I think that's a parent & kid, so likey's deffo the small one but why is he smiling omfg what is he doing to me why am i feeling these strange feels....

Are you gonna breast feed him?

 

[Scumhook]

Are you gonna breast feed him?

yeah once he gets his dick out of my arse i might