I Suggest A Little 9mm Mouthwash

[BiteySnek]

For uh, for "mini-me"... Stumach... Stomach... uh... Jacob? Tha'fuck ever his name is.

I like the part where he made like Chris Chan and tried to trademark the name. LOL

I also like the part where I got dozens of you banned off Twitter for literally no reason whatsoever. I've been utilizing their own filters and algorithms to force the technocratic virtual nation states to start EATING THEMSELVES!

The best part... the best part tho is how every asshole in America has their 401k all wound up in socialist media... so like... when they wind up fucked, when they don't have any real users left... literally every person's retirement is going to go *poof* like MySpace!

Oh hey, anyway... I'm sure you all still hate me, so I won't stick around, I know how it goes...

If you wanna come hang out in "Weedstorming" sometime that's cool, I don't actually share the uh... hatred? I dunno, whatever tha'fuck problem you have with me.

Well, I gotta go drain my lizard, so I'll catch you doorknobs later.

 

[.wil]

ok dude.

post your dick.

 

[BiteySnek]

ok dude.

post your dick.

Did you forget who has a full archive of the site?

LOL

 

[SK2.0]

Wat?

 

[BiteySnek]

Wat?

When ED doesn't want to see your Pog collection...

 

[.wil]

When ED doesn't want to see your Pog collection...

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Fuck, Onideus?

 

[.wil]

 

[BiteySnek]

I'm just too much for the white man to handle.

 

[BiteySnek]

Fuck, Onideus?

 

[.wil]

ok well whoever you are get a pfp or go fuck yourself.

 

[dropdatwat]

so how's your relationship with @Themightyfish

 

[BiteySnek]

ok well whoever you are get a pfp or go fuck yourself.

I found a pretty autistic lookin one... looks kinda furry... just the kind of skins I enjoy wearing while shit posting. You must learn to blend in with your surroundings!

 

[GroyperSupreme]

This thread is bad. You should feel bad.

 

[BiteySnek]

so how's your relationship with @Themightyfish

Um... I don't mean to be rude, but um... I don't really remember people's names. Like, there was like an otter dude and like... a meth guy from Oz... uh... like angry people... some real stupid people too. I don't remember any smart people at all.

Oh wait, OddGuy, yeah duh, I remember him cause I watch his YouTube stuff... usually when there's nothing better tho. No offense, but I'll take a Nerkish video over OddGuy any day.

 

[BiteySnek]

This thread is bad. You should feel bad.

NO U should feel bad for making it bad! It was 20% cooler before you got here.

Now I'm gonna have to fix it... by erasing Indians and stealing their land...

 

[Sneed]

@.wil @UMK @Likeicare @GloriousReader Found the Onideus sock

 

[Maysam]

Fuck, Onideus?

Yeah

 

[BiteySnek]

@.wil @UMK @Likeicare @GloriousReader Found the Onideus sock

Oh is this like the Twitters?

Here, let me try... @SukMiDik @AmazeBalls @GenerationTidePode

ASS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

Wait, wait, even better... ASS SAVAGES ASSEMBLE!

Why is everybody so hung up on Onideus? Did the mad bastard verbally rape someone again?

He just can't keep his dick out of other people's heads! Guess that's why they call him... a fuckhead!

 

[SK2.0]

Ah jeez...

 

[.wil]

Fuck I was hoping you'd stay gone forever...

You're diabetic crypto furfaggot fascist that can't stay away from ED.

You shit up all your threads with diaper retardation and preen about being banned from the wiki because you were a gay faggot.

Have fun editing on dramatica.online if you want with your backup since signups are open. Just hope you got the markup.

How's the adult diaper business?

 

[Likeicare]

i guess talking yourself on gab can only be entertaining for so long

 

[BiteySnek]

i guess talking yourself on gab can only be entertaining for so long

Actually I came over here to "breath"... there's too many people over there. And like... I had a bunch of groups... but now there's like hundreds and thousands of people in some of them... and it's like they're just running the groups or... I dunno... I need to figure out how to transfer control cause like... tha'fuck do I gotta care?

You guys reply pretty slow tho and there's not very many of you, so it's more chill. Every time I'm on Gab I look at my follower count and suddenly don't feel like posting. I dunno... it's like... feels like voyeurism or something. I like to keep my fun a bit on the private side. It's no fun when EVERYBODY is doing it, ya know?

 

[Likeicare]

Wow what an interesting post that i read every word of

 

[BiteySnek]

Fuck I was hoping you'd stay gone forever...

You're diabetic crypto furfaggot fascist that can't stay away from ED.

You shit up all your threads with diaper retardation and preen about being banned from the wiki because you were a gay faggot.

Have fun editing on dramatica.online if you want with your backup since signups are open. Just hope you got the markup.

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How's the adult diaper business?

Tha'fuck is this tard on about? What the fuck "wiki" are you even talking about? ED?! Uh... the site has gone through more iteration than the Something Awful Sycophant Squad! Like I don't even REMEMBER which iterations I was even banned from, nor do I care, nor do I spend any time at all even talking about ANY of y-er... actually that's wrong, I do mention Meepsheep's Law pretty frequently. That's about it tho.

You got some real weird ideas about me dude... like Trump Derangement Syndrome level weird shit.

Also I'm not here to restore anything... that's impossible. After I got bored with the wiki I took ALL OF THE ARCHIVES and then INTEGRATED THEM INTO MY DATA ARCHIVE... there ~is~ no Encyclopedia Dramatica anymore... you guys... you're just like... fuckin Ghostbusters (2016). Like it's fun to pop on by and make fun of the Millennials trying to LARP as their dad's plastic crap, but... shit man... don't take yourself so seriously.

 

[BiteySnek]

Wow what an interesting post that i read every word of

Which word was your favorite? You weren't licking it I hope.

 

[Scumhook]

shit this is just sad

 

[BiteySnek]

shit this is just sad

And who is this mysterious stranger!?

Is this that Baya guy?

 

[Likeicare]

Can yall believe this clown is almost 50 and still doing this

 

[umkemesik]

Um... I don't mean to be rude, but um... I don't really remember people's names. Like, there was like an otter dude and like... a meth guy from Oz... uh... like angry people... some real stupid people too. I don't remember any smart people at all.

Oh wait, OddGuy, yeah duh, I remember him cause I watch his YouTube stuff... usually when there's nothing better tho. No offense, but I'll take a Nerkish video over OddGuy any day.

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TheMightyFish is Sean Miller.

Like you, he suffers from diaper and shame fetish. He might actually be worse in that regard.

Whatever happens with ED, your article will stay up forever.

 

[BiteySnek]

Can yall believe this clown is almost 50 and still doing this

This dude is on so much crack he's posting from like a decade into the future!

SLOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOWN!