Weird Medical

[.wil]

The kidney stones one seems like the most horrific
Were you the one that took the picture of the vibrator in the anus?

No, lol. It's a film I stole from a clinical site as a student.
Film radiography is almost extinct at this point, and I saved that gem from being sent to the silver reclaim pile.

 

[A Fucking Box]

No, lol. It's a film I stole from a clinical site as a student.
Film radiography is almost extinct at this point, and I saved that gem from being sent to the silver reclaim pile.

hero

 

[.wil]

 

[A Fucking Box]

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>9 years

 

[.wil]

>9 years

yes, try not to get aroused at the thought

 

[GroyperSupreme]

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When masturbation isn't enough for your anxiety.

 

[A Fucking Box]

yes, try not to get aroused at the thought

I just thought he tried to fuck the fidget spinner. how else would you get it stuck

 

[GroyperSupreme]

Well if he didn't get consent, he's a rapist too.

Autistic rapist. The kid's done.

 

[Raddy]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1408583537750589441

 

[.wil]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1408583537750589441

Braaaaap

 

[GroyperSupreme]

That can't smell nice.

 

[A Fucking Box]

Maybe it smells like oranges and chocolate, who can know

 

[Raddy]

Its just free air so it shouldn't smell like anything unless there was a perf I reckon

 

[.wil]

Free air came from somewhere. I'd wager bowel gas.

 

[Raddy]

Free air came from somewhere. I'd wager bowel gas.

Could be spontaneous or trauma related. According to pub med most free air is the result of a perforation of the bowels but apparently a perf of a trachea or bad intubation or foreign body in esophagus can cause it too.

Spontaneous pneumoperitoneum and other nonsurgical causes of intraperitoneal free gas.

Intraperitoneal free gas seen radiologically as air under the diaphragm nearly always indicates a perforated abdominal viscus that requires surgical intervention. Rarely, however, the presence of a pneumoperitoneum may not indicate an intra-abdominal ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

The only time I've seen free air to that extent was with a trachea perf from a bad intubation in the field but most of the free air was subcutaneous n we darted.

 

[.wil]

Could be spontaneous or trauma related. According to pub med most free air is the result of a perforation of the bowels but apparently a perf of a trachea or bad intubation or foreign body in esophagus can cause it too.

Spontaneous pneumoperitoneum and other nonsurgical causes of intraperitoneal free gas.

Intraperitoneal free gas seen radiologically as air under the diaphragm nearly always indicates a perforated abdominal viscus that requires surgical intervention. Rarely, however, the presence of a pneumoperitoneum may not indicate an intra-abdominal ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

The only time I've seen free air to that extent was with a trachea perf from a bad intubation in the field but most of the free air was subcutaneous n we darted.

That's a pretty rough intubation.

We'll just assume it smells like fart and sounded like a watermelon if you did percussion on it lol.

 

[Raddy]

That's a pretty rough intubation.

We'll just assume it smells like fart and sounded like a watermelon if you did percussion on it lol.

If you don't RSI right or if the person is a difficult airway its a risk. That situation was a girl who'd been doped up n gang raped then left for dead in a stash house for getting on the wrong side of her ex n his shithead friends. Found down after someone got a conscious n reported it.

Pretty sure she was hypoxic at that point but rescue Ricky was gonna save her goddammit n since he thought no gag meant no reason to paralyze he just shoved it in!!! Again. And again.
And again.... They finally dropped an LMA n she earned herself an emergency trach in the ER (perks of being dragged to a lvl 1 with decent surgeons) but they had pumped so much air into her that she swelled up like the Michelin man.

I hope it sounds like a water balloon being drummed on like the bongos

 

[GroyperSupreme]

If you don't RSI right or if the person is a difficult airway its a risk. That situation was a girl who'd been doped up n gang raped then left for dead in a stash house for getting on the wrong side of her ex n his shithead friends. Found down after someone got a conscious n reported it.

Pretty sure she was hypoxic at that point but rescue Ricky was gonna save her goddammit n since he thought no gag meant no reason to paralyze he just shoved it in!!! Again. And again.
And again.... They finally dropped an LMA n she earned herself an emergency trach in the ER (perks of being dragged to a lvl 1 with decent surgeons) but they had pumped so much air into her that she swelled up like the Michelin man.

I hope it sounds like a water balloon being drummed on like the bongos

What the race of the victim by chance.

 

[GroyperSupreme]

JEW AIR SMELLS LIKE AN UN FORMED NATION_STATE.

 

[chuj]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1408583537750589441

lol a cesarean fart

 

[Raddy]

What the race of the victim by chance.

Well Tim I believe her demographic info listed her as white. So was ths perpetrator of the incident.
She was a middle upperclass kid from NYC from a really sweet family. She was dumped on our side of the Delaware in PA cuz thats what unpleasant ppl do when they wanna dispose of things.

Idk why this kinda stuff happens to good people, but it does. It's why I come here to laugh n shitpost.

 

[GroyperSupreme]

Well Tim I believe her demographic info listed her as white. So was ths perpetrator of the incident.
She was a middle upperclass kid from NYC from a really sweet family. She was dumped on our side of the Delaware in PA cuz thats what unpleasant ppl do when they wanna dispose of things.

Idk why this kinda stuff happens to good people, but it does. It's why I come here to laugh n shitpost.

PA the land of pump and dump.

 

[GroyperSupreme]

Sorta like what the Flyers do to their fans every season.

 

[A Fucking Box]

laparotomy, lapara is (apperantly) the soft part under your ribs and over your hip, so they burst that guy's side (or the entire section of the body between hips & ribs) (also meant saugage at one time, delishus)
How did air even get in there, somehow through the lungs or intenstines? Wouldnt there need to be a hole to accumulate air to there
I'd guess if it didnt come from your shit carriers it would smell like stale flesh air

 

[.wil]

Could be spontaneous or trauma related. According to pub med most free air is the result of a perforation of the bowels but apparently a perf of a trachea or bad intubation or foreign body in esophagus can cause it too.

Spontaneous pneumoperitoneum and other nonsurgical causes of intraperitoneal free gas.

Intraperitoneal free gas seen radiologically as air under the diaphragm nearly always indicates a perforated abdominal viscus that requires surgical intervention. Rarely, however, the presence of a pneumoperitoneum may not indicate an intra-abdominal ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

The only time I've seen free air to that extent was with a trachea perf from a bad intubation in the field but most of the free air was subcutaneous n we darted.

Had a couple interesting pts since we last talked about free air.

Here's a confirmed spontaneous bowel perf with air demonstrated under the diaphragm on a cxr

Another cxr however there is no free air, just distended bowel

 

[Raddy]

Had a couple interesting pts since we last talked about free air.

Here's a confirmed spontaneous bowel perf with air demonstrated under the diaphragm on a cxr
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Another cxr however there is no free air, just distended bowel
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Holy shit that first one that pts Diaphragm looks like it's crushing its lungs
Hot damn that's a shitton of gas lol.
Nooooiiiiccee.
I don't have anything too amazing but it's been a busy month for all of us I reckon
You should really do PA school bto

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

@Raddy and @.wil are edf's medical power couple.

 

[.wil]

You should really do PA school bto

It's on the radar. I want to actually get registered in CT first instead of just winging it without any actual CT specific education

 

[Raddy]

@Raddy and @.wil are edf's medical power couple.

You're a moron.

Ppl in Healthcare are a tight crew. We support each other, kinda cuz we all share the same, shitty, fluid splashing, omg this fucker is trying to die again and all I want is my coffee experience. I love this field, but it's a meat grinder n it's nice to decompress with fgts stuck on the same shitty ride as you..
Thats why if you see someone with mad skill you encourage them. @Solution is 20× the RN I am and I've been playing this game for over a decade, so we build each other up.
Also with the current rate of burnout if ppl don't climb the ranks we gonna be promoting Jorge the plumber to Brain Surgeon.

It's on the radar. I want to actually get registered in CT first instead of just winging it without any actual CT specific education

Not a bad plan, especially if you guys get sold again. Tho tbh, 9/10s of Healthcare im finding out is just winging it, lol.

 

[GroyperSupreme]

Also with the current rate of burnout if ppl don't climb the ranks we gonna be promoting Jorge the plumber to Brain Surgeon.

Well you might as well start getting used to it now, say hello to me, your chief surgeon.