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My mom... is the best mom in the world! No, seriously, hear me out here... like, she may not be like very, um... "motherly" in the traditional sense, she just doesn't have a "mothering" instinct and when she tries to emulate it... oh gawd she sounds like a serial murderer! D: BUT! But, but...

*righteously elevates* Ask and ye shall recieve! What's that "Armageddon" shit all about? Oh... it's just a recipe for disaster. Pride and jealousy leads to wrath which leads to loss of autonomy which leads to heathen regression which leads to death. It's not complicated. Out of control...

since birdfarms is down. fuck you LOloLOLOLLOLOLOL your shite birdsite got taken down, PIGFARMS WINS AGAIN!

Alright fellow psychonauts, strap on your bong helmets (I'm sure this is a thing, I don't even need to do a Google search to know someone has already come up with it) and let's prepare to cross over into new dimensions of reality using psychotropically augmented imagination... our proverbial...

IF IT AINT MOVING, SPINNING, OR DOIN SOMETHING IT AINT SHIT BONUS FOR GIFS WITH TRANSPARENCY