Post your Steam ID and other assorted IDs like Xbox and PSN and find other lonely retards to game with.
I'll start:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/osamabinladeninnocent/
How early do you get up before you have to leave for work? Like if you take 40 minutes to get to work how early do you get up before its time to wheels up? 10 minutes? Half an hour? An hour? Two hours?