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[GloriousReader]

I THINK 300 IS TOO MUCH GAMBLE FOR GAMEBRED... I HAV A FEELING USMAN MIGHT RAGDOLL HIM FOR 5 ROUNDS UNLESS MASVIDAL GETS THE KO

ALSO I THINK TILL ISNT THAT GOOD....HE IS GOOD BUT I DONT THINK HE STANDS UP THERE WITH GUYS LIKE WHITTAKER

I judge fighters by their twitters

 

[ASSBLONKER]

I GOT SOME MONEY ON MASVIDAL... CURRENTLY WATCHING THE STREAM

LOW BLOW GALORE... PLENTY NUTS GETTING TKO'D LOL

 

[ASSBLONKER]

BOGATOV / SANTOS POSSIBLY THE WORST FIGHT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE LOL

 

[GloriousReader]

I GOT SOME MONEY ON MASVIDAL... CURRENTLY WATCHING THE STREAM

LOW BLOW GALORE... PLENTY NUTS GETTING TKO'D LOL

Me too
Not looking too good for our boy

 

[ASSBLONKER]

CROTCHSNIFFMARU "PEDICURE" SNOOZEMAN RLY BAPTIZED OUR BOY'S TOES..... WHAT A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A CARD..... FUCK! MY DAY IS RUINED

 

[GloriousReader]

CROTCHSNIFFMARU "PEDICURE" SNOOZEMAN RLY BAPTIZED OUR BOY'S TOES..... WHAT A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A CARD..... FUCK! MY DAY IS RUINED

*Stomps your foot and runs away*
TEEEHEEEHEEEHEEE

 

[ASSBLONKER]

YO IM BUTTHURT AS HELL I LOST 200 DOLLARS ON MASVIDAL (EVEN THO I PREDICTED USMAN WINNING BUT I LOVE MY BOY JORGE THAT MUCH)
AND MY BOY MAX GOT ROBBED.... A DARK TIME IS UPON US

 

[ASSBLONKER]

WATCHING TILL VS WHITTAKER ATM....... WAS EXPECTING MORE..... I BELIEVE THE GORILLA IS GONNA WIN VIA MAULING.... WE SHALL SEE

 

[ASSBLONKER]

GUSTAFFSON GOT FINISHED EMBARASSINGLY

 

[GloriousReader]

So sad rn

 

[ASSBLONKER]

I GUESS WE GOTTA WAIT FOR MIOCIC CORMIER 3 NOW.... IM STILL DISSAPOINTED IN THE LAST EVENT.. GOOD THING I DIDNT PAY THE PPV

 

[rodion]

Anyone wanna add to the "drunken master" styled professional fighter collection here?

It is usually something they have to put more time into then any other style because its incredibly easy to fuck up but makes fighters incredibly difficult to predict.

 

[rodion]

But what about when it’s just 2 guys flopping on the floor together and touching each other? Is that really fun to watch?

And why would seemingly heterosexual men be interested in such a display?

You didn’t answer my question, but U did become suspiciously angry about the whole gayness aspect of UFC.

I mean “Ground & Pound” is a common phrase in the UFC, right? You don’t think that’s at least a little bit of a homosexual concept?

C'mon tough guy, BRING IT!

Lol I guess if you don't have any heterosexual hobbies all contact sports could be construed like this.

 

[ASSBLONKER]

HOW THE FUCK DOES SEAN O MALLEY CUT TO LIKE 130 LB AND HES 6 FOOT.... IVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY WEIGHING LIKE 190+ SINCE I WAS A KID I REMEMBER CUTTING TO FUCKIN 165 - 170 WOULD MAKE ME WANNA COMMIT SUDOKU HOW DO THESE GUYS GET SO SKINNY

 

[ASSBLONKER]

252 HAS A PRETTY WEAK CARD TBH.... I DONT EXPECT MUCH FROM DC STIPE 3 .... FUCKIN DINOSAURS LOL.... EVEN THO STIPE IS A BEAST I PREDICT ANOTHER W FOR THE IMMIGRANT

 

[Master_of_Orion]

This thread is new levels of pathetic for this forum. NEW LEVELS.

 

[GloriousReader]

This thread is new levels of pathetic for this forum. NEW LEVELS.

Lick my balls nerd

 

[Master_of_Orion]

Lick my balls nerd

Is that all you can say about your lost money on homo erotic clips? You do know that on the internet you can find such things for free, right?

 

[rodion]

Is that all you can say about your lost money on homo erotic clips? You do know that on the internet you can find such things for free, right?

Thanks for making free gay clips but this MMA thread =Mixed Martial Arts thread not Macking Man Asses.

 

[ASSBLONKER]

IF MY BOY COSTA AKA THE NATTY KING AKA I DONE LIKE DIS GUY AKA I SWEP HE FACE AKA I SMASH SKINNY CLAW ADESANYA DOESNT SMASH IZZY IM STARVING DOWN TO 140LB AND FIGHTING MIDGETS FOREVER

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

This was a good show (lol,dat cauliflower ear, tho)

 

[ASSBLONKER]

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[GloriousReader]

Quit my job to watch natty god

 

[ASSBLONKER]

TOOK ME 2 DAYS TO RECOVER FROM HOW MUCH MONEY I LOST ON REYES PATHETIC KO LOSS

FUCK THAT NIGGA, I HOPE JAN TAKES HIS SOUL ONE MORE TIME

WHAT I LEARNED : 1)BRAZILLIANS IN CURRENT ROSTER ARE SURPRISINGLY GOOD
2) FUCK DOM REYES
3) BET ON MUSLIMS AT UFC 254
4) IZZY "THE LAST GYNOBENDER" ADESANYA IS ABSOLUTELY TAKING STEROIDS

 

[GloriousReader]

its been 2 weeks since our boy lost
now that the dust has settled
kahbibs gonna win unless he pulls out for corona or something
chael sonnen still never lost a round

 

[GloriousReader]

korean zombie will win

 

[Quence]

UFC/MMA is totally not gay at all. Gosh, I'm convinced that it's filled with straight guys who only like women. :ROLLEYES:

 

[GloriousReader]

youre gay

 

[ASSBLONKER]

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN CONOR WAS KILL

 

[ASSBLONKER]

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