The pets of the REAL EDF.

[Barrabas]

My dog always looks so stoic in his pictures, so I started captioning them.

 

[Quence]

Naw, but he understands that he still has his balls and is a man.. HBU?

Are you asking if I can code?

 

[Quence]

My dog always looks so stoic in his pictures, so I started captioning them.

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He’s cute, but he needs exercise. Bad dog owners don’t exercise their pooches.

 

[j15m]

My dog always looks so stoic in his pictures, so I started captioning them.

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My son is all about Stoic philosophy, he just bought me an easy read of Meditations.

 

[Barrabas]

He’s cute, but he needs exercise. Bad dog owners don’t exercise their pooches.

He's plenty exercised, every day. If you're implying he's fat, you're a retard.

1) He's half mastiff, so he is a solid AF dog, with thicc skin.
2) he's laying down. His stomach noticeably retracts upward from his ribcage when he is standing.
3) He's such a spoiled princess about his food that I have to buy good quality kibble and cover it in offal/gravy, and even then he still stops eating when he is full.
4) Last, he's gettin to be my old man now, so he's getting floppier, looser skin, and more chilled-out all the time.

Kindly fuck off.

 

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He's plenty exercised, every day. If you're implying he's fat, you're a retard.

1) He's half mastiff, so he is a solid AF dog, with thicc skin.
2) he's laying down. His stomach noticeably retracts upward from his ribcage when he is standing.
3) He's such a spoiled princess about his food that I have to buy good quality kibble and cover it in offal/gravy, and even then he still stops eating when he is full.
4) Last, he's gettin to be my old man now, so he's getting floppier, looser skin, and more chilled-out all the time.

Kindly fuck off.

Hmm, you’re too eager to explain away his obvious obesity. My guess? YOU don’t like to exercise and so your laziness has resulted in your poor dog not getting the exercise he desperately needs.

Man up, get off your fat arse, and take your dog for AT LEAST 2 walks per day.

Get it? Got it? GOOD!

 

[j15m]

Hmm, you’re too eager to explain away his obvious obesity. My guess? YOU don’t like to exercise and so your laziness has resulted in your poor dog not getting the exercise he desperately needs.

Man up, get off your fat arse, and take your dog for AT LEAST 2 walks per day.

Get it? Got it? GOOD!

The man pretending to be a woman is lecturing you about healthy practices

 

[SK2.0]

He's plenty exercised, every day. If you're implying he's fat, you're a retard.

1) He's half mastiff, so he is a solid AF dog, with thicc skin.
2) he's laying down. His stomach noticeably retracts upward from his ribcage when he is standing.
3) He's such a spoiled princess about his food that I have to buy good quality kibble and cover it in offal/gravy, and even then he still stops eating when he is full.
4) Last, he's gettin to be my old man now, so he's getting floppier, looser skin, and more chilled-out all the time.

Kindly fuck off.

Ignore the tranny.

 

[Barrabas]

Ignore the tranny.

Haha, I literally did. It has become pretty clear it lives to shit out poor quality bait and boiler-plate rhetoric. Can't remember if I had done it on EDF2. At the time it joined, there was a steady stream of dingbats coming in from some recently-defunct community of jackoffs and pedos or something, and its a bit fuzzy.

If I can guess what someone would post before I read what they have written, there's not much point to it.