Why you should not order Brooklyn crust from any "pizza" establishment

[JimRotsLungs]

When you order a large Brooklyn crust we have to toss it from a small dough ball meant for small pizza. It's tedious I hate it I hate my job and fuck everyone for ordering these monotonous pizzas in general. You get more pizza when you order normal hand tossed pizzas anyway. If you ask for an extra large Brooklyn you lose your place in the book of life, pan pizzas are way better.

 

[Tech Noir]

When you order a large Brooklyn crust we have to toss it from a small dough ball meant for small pizza. It's tedious I hate it I hate my job and fuck everyone for ordering these monotonous pizzas in general. You get more pizza when you order normal hand tossed pizzas anyway. If you ask for an extra large Brooklyn you lose your place in the book of life, pan pizzas are way better.

First of all, welcome new friend. Second, I'd like to order a large Brooklyn crust with extra pepperoni and mozzarella

 

[JimRotsLungs]

First of all, welcome new friend. Second, I'd like to order a large Brooklyn crust with extra pepperoni and mozzarella

I'm going to short you on the pepperoni I'm going to short you on the cheese. Thank you for shopping with lung rot pizza shop and tobacco

 

[Tech Noir]

I'm going to short you on the pepperoni I'm going to short you on the cheese. Thank you for shopping with lung rot pizza shop and tobacco

What if I demonstrate knowledge of the secret practices of your society?

And the secret handshake

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I don’t like pizza. It is garbage food. Fat people seem to like it because it’s full of cheap carbs and grease.

 

[JimRotsLungs]

By what I see

I don’t like pizza. It is garbage food. Fat people seem to like it because it’s full of cheap carbs and grease.

I mean yeah accurate, it's a waste of money if you're buying it from the shop and the post eating process is one of sleepiness and just generally lower consciousness. The things that wonder into my shop are on the lower end of the bodily care spectrum

 

[JimRotsLungs]

What if I demonstrate knowledge of the secret practices of your society?
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And the secret handshake

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You just made the list

 

[Sigilstone17]

Yeah can I get uhhh large borgar?

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

Yeah can I get uhhh large borgar?

Here, have half of mine, I'm full...

 

[Sigilstone17]

Here, have half of mine, I'm full...

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You didn't bite directly off it, did you? I don't want your cooties

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

You didn't bite directly off it, did you? I don't want your cooties

THE KNOIFE IS RIGHT THERE IN THE PIC

 

[Sigilstone17]

THE KNOIFE IS RIGHT THERE IN THE PIC

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION

DO YOU SEE ANY TOOTH MARKS ON THE EDGE OF THE BUN???

DIDN'T THINK SO.

 

[A Fucking Box]

When you order a large Brooklyn crust we have to toss it from a small dough ball meant for small pizza. It's tedious I hate it I hate my job and fuck everyone for ordering these monotonous pizzas in general. You get more pizza when you order normal hand tossed pizzas anyway. If you ask for an extra large Brooklyn you lose your place in the book of life, pan pizzas are way better.

>Wagie
>New yorker
lol

 

[A Fucking Box]

the only pizzas i know are the ones from the shops and the one my mum makes in a pan

 

[1337coomer]

When you order a large Brooklyn crust we have to toss it from a small dough ball meant for small pizza. It's tedious I hate it I hate my job and fuck everyone for ordering these monotonous pizzas in general. You get more pizza when you order normal hand tossed pizzas anyway. If you ask for an extra large Brooklyn you lose your place in the book of life, pan pizzas are way better.

I'll have one extra large Chicago style pizza with Brooklyn style crust.

 

[portia]

pizza slut
domihoes
little sleezers

 

[GachaLifeSucks]

I don’t like pizza. It is garbage food. Fat people seem to like it because it’s full of cheap carbs and grease.

Pizza isnt that bad lmao

 

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DO YOU SEE ANY TOOTH MARKS ON THE EDGE OF THE BUN???

DIDN'T THINK SO.

But you tend to uncontrollably drool when you’re near food....did you get your germs on the burger?

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]