Which religion is the gayest?

[valleydemon999]

Which religion is the gayest and why?

 

[Gert7]

fellas, this is the guy who wrote on dick cheney's wikipedia article before we even knew what iraq was

 

[Likeicare]

 

[Jimmy Rolfe]

The atheist religion

 

[FukkenUsername]

Christianity is the most cucked religion for sure.
I think it is also the gayest because iirc we had a female lesbian bishop in norway at least once.
Also they preform gay weddings.

 

[valleydemon999]

Christianity is the most cucked religion for sure.
I think it is also the gayest because iirc we had a female lesbian bishop in norway at least once.
Also they preform gay weddings.

Catholics came up with a "gay friendship" ceremony as well because so many people were so upset with those gay weddings internationally.

 

[Likeicare]

I think it is also the gayest because iirc we had a female lesbian bishop in norway at least once.

The churchs 1000 year fight to drive out the last remaining fragments of viking testosterone

 

[valleydemon999]

Shane Gillis mentioning gay Nazis, and gay vikings.

 

[valleydemon999]

Peter H. Gilmore is a "Julliard Fascist", which is like an American Brownshirt. Very bisexual, and the reason the nickname "Sweet Pete" is still a relevant meme in the swingers community, even with their normies. Lest we forget why so many people left his church; The "after party" is supposed to be optional, and he doesn't handle rejection well. The guy that started that church in the 1960s, wrote about how smelly wiccan lesbians were, when he had some kind of smell fetish himself.

If you're looking at percentages, as opposed to sheer numbers, The Church of Satan & Wicca, respectively would break the top 10 for gayest.

 

[valleydemon999]

The atheist religion

Making a non-believer movement into a religion is pretty gay

 

[Retarded_FAG]

Atheism, leftism (atheism but more extreme making it even gayer and retarded) and judaism

 

[FukkenUsername]

The churchs 1000 year fight to drive out the last remaining fragments of viking testosterone

Nigga, norwegian bull dykes are the last remaining vikings. They are the rapiest fucking creatures i've ever seen, and they square up to fight at the drop of a hat.

 

[SuperbHowardGuy]

Atheists on Reddit truly are something special, definitely would put them up there but Islam as a whole is hilarious.

 

[Sleepy]

Christianity is the most cucked religion for sure.
I think it is also the gayest because iirc we had a female lesbian bishop in norway at least once.
Also they preform gay weddings.

The churchs 1000 year fight to drive out the last remaining fragments of viking testosterone

When you live in a diverse area you start to realize how different sects of Christianity are basically their own religions at this point

Protestant churches fly lgbt pride flags while some of the smaller Arab churches have entire sermons about how to avoid your kids getting groomed into homosexuality by the school system

 

[valleydemon999]

When you live in a diverse area you start to realize how different sects of Christianity are basically their own religions at this point

Protestant churches fly lgbt pride flags while some of the smaller Arab churches have entire sermons about how to avoid your kids getting groomed into homosexuality by the school system

Why call it, "learning about denominations", when you could call it, "The Sects Talk"?

 

[gallery_0f_r0gues]

“Gay” as in the literal sense of dicks going into men’s bootyholes I’d say Catholicism; also the most pedophilic other than Islam. As for “gay” as a slang term for “lame or cringe” then probably Buddhism.

 

[Yarblesthefilth]

Ancient Greek pantheon of course.

 

[valleydemon999]

“Gay” as in the literal sense of dicks going into men’s bootyholes I’d say Catholicism; also the most pedophilic other than Islam. As for “gay” as a slang term for “lame or cringe” then probably Buddhism.

I'm not gonna specify which definition, it's an open ended question. Fucking boys that wear long robes or dresses is something priests do to altar boys, Muslims do the bacha bazi shit, and Buddhists monks do to newbie monks as an initiation sometimes. Buddhists (poorly) try to keep that on the low, like fraternities. There isn't exactly a wrong answer, religion can get pretty gay even when it's against the rules to do gay stuff. Even if it's gay, I can't stand kiddie diddlers.

 

[valleydemon999]

Ancient Greek pantheon of course.

A lot of the Greek pantheon were openly gay, or bi. Pansexuality is even named after the god Pan, which is pretty gay. That's the P in the long gay acronym, and they kinda fuckin' hate pedos for tryna take their spot.

 

[Likeicare]

A lot of the Greek pantheon were openly gay

gay wasnt a thing

 

[Yarblesthefilth]

gay wasnt a thing

nobody was compartmentalised based on where they stick their meat

 

[Sleepy]

A lot of the Greek pantheon were openly gay, or bi. Pansexuality is even named after the god Pan, which is pretty gay. That's the P in the long gay acronym, and they kinda fuckin' hate pedos for tryna take their spot.

In Greece/Rome it wasn't considered gay to fuck another dude in the ass or get your dick sucked, it was only gay if you were receiving.

 

[crab nebula]

In Greece/Rome it wasn't considered gay to fuck another dude in the ass or get your dick sucked, it was only gay if you were receiving.

Hence Caesar derisively being called the Queen of Bithynia

 

[valleydemon999]

In Greece/Rome it wasn't considered gay to fuck another dude in the ass or get your dick sucked, it was only gay if you were receiving.

That's why they liked thick thighs, it's outercourse not intercourse so they didn't consider it gay.

 

[valleydemon999]

How gay is Islam? Hear this guy named Mo' is a fig pucker