The Assassination of Derek Chauvin by the coward Fentanyl Floyd

Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd

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Not at all, people have literally doxxed themselves and tried to get people from the forum to come to their apartment building to fight them. that georgefloydthanigger guy
Oh yeah that guy; just added him to the FOTY article, along with 2 other guys (Peyton Pruitt and Duke of Nimonia) who didn't make the cut, because apparently UMK forgot to add him.
 

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Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you loud ass entitled faggots running your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "Chauvin is done" this, "Nelson threw the trial" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna take my mouse
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click on the post number
>WHAT?
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
>WHAT?
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!
>WHAT?
I'm gunna call you a nigger
>WHAT?
A pavement ape
>WHAT?
A porch monkey
>WHAT?
A no good son of a sheboon
>WHAT?
I'm gonna solve that captcha
>WHAT?
The one with the fire hydrants
>WHAT?
The one with the stoplights
>WHAT?
The one with the bicycles
>WHAT?
The one with the cars
>WHAT?
The one with the busses
>WHAT?
The one with the CROSSWALKS
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click submit
>WHAT?
I said I'm gonna click submit!
>WHAT?
I'm gunna derail the thread!
>WHAT?
Send all you ungrateful niggers back to Africa
>WHAT?
That's right, I said I'll send you back!
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
>WHAT?
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
 

GloriousReader

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>FINALLY... The Rock has come back to...
>/pol/ville
>As I look out through the net...I see nothing but trannie faggot jabronis here
...
>and Twitter is filled Nelson naysayers
>/ctg/ is full of Daddy Nelson drawings
>and one day I saw him looking at The Rock
...
>Checking out the People's champ
>drooling over the people's streusel
>I said, "Nelson, My eyes are up here."
>He came walking over
"Rock? Please? I like Streusel."
>**Raises the people eyebrow**
>"You like Streusel?"
"Yes Rock"
>"You like Pancakes?"
"Ummm yeah"
>"How about waffles?"
"They're Ok"
>"Well waffle your roody poo candy ass out of here you two bit lawyer!"
"But Rock I just thought"
>"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, CHAUVIN IS INNOCENT, QUIT BEIN A JABRONI AND GET HIM AQUITTED."
>"OR I'M GONNA TAKE YA THROUGH CANDY ASS PLACE, PAST JABRONI STREET, ALL THE WAY TO ROCK BOTTOM AVENUE."

>Jim Ross, "Rock bottom! Rock bottom"
"Know the most electrifying move in sports entertainment!"
***People's elbow***
>*music plays*
 
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