Assnapkins has been arrested for retail theft

[umkemesik]

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How do you know that isn't a black guy?

 

[burninghell]

How do you know that isn't a black guy?

for all i know it could be the riddler with that huge ass question mark

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

Law and order has been done, the fuck couldnt make enough money off his book writing career (the hustler's bible) so he had to turn to shoplifting, instead of getting a job like the rest of us.

 

[Lovecraft]

Law and order has been done, the fuck couldnt make enough money off his book writing career (the hustler's bible) so he had to turn to shoplifting, instead of getting a job like the rest of us.

"career"

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

"career"

It wasnt much of a career, more like a grift for e shekels.

 

[Lovecraft]

It wasnt much of a career, more like a grift for e shekels.

A poor one at that, seeing as it apparently is a very overpriced pamphlet regurgitating rubbish from a bunch of shite subreddits.

 

[Quence]

I confirmed that he was arrested, and not by Chicago. Most likely Skokie, but the cop wasn't giving me details other than his mugshot had puffy hair (jew fro).

https://www.skokiepolice.org/ar_report.pdf

This is how they skew crime statistics:

 

[TabbyGarf]

I appreciate your reposting of the garf defenestration twitter gimmick's tweets

 

[BiteySnek]

I periodically search his name since I believe he was going to be arrested for something else.

Of course he is, he's the "Edwardo".

Like that terrible movie "The Pest", that's what he is, but like the real life version of that (perpetual failure).

He's the type of dude who REALLY wants to be a scam artist or some kind of like ~master thief~ but he's sooo bad at it that he just keeps fuckin his own shit up and the shit of everyone around him.

Usually the "Edwardo" is a short, effeminate Mexican man, who is often gay and/or of mixed Jewish ancestry.

Avoid him at all costs.

Don't even associate with types like that, because when they get in trouble for shit... they'll name drop your shit just to try and fuck your shit up with their failings.

 

[dropdatwat]

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[dropdatwat]

We'll fine out. But it's likely since retail theft threshold is low in Illinois.

well shit

 

[umkemesik]

Thanks @zogg

 

[c0mp]

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"Height: 5' 11" (1.8 m)"
"Weight: 260 pounds (117 kg)"
lol fat

 

[dropdatwat]

imagine being a trust fund kid and still having to shoplift

 

[.wil]

nigga stealing socks lol

 

[.wil]

recalled smart socks for babies lol

Owlet baby socks discontinued after FDA warning. Parents argue device offers 'peace of mind.'

Owlet’s Smart Socks, which are baby monitoring socks programmed to track a baby’s sleep patterns, have halted sales after a warning letter from FDA.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Lovecraft]

nigga stealing socks lol

$300 "smart" socks

 

[umkemesik]

nigga stealing socks lol

He stole recalled baby smart socks lol.

 

[kurisu]

bruh is that nigga having a kid

 

[Lovecraft]

bruh is that nigga having a kid

Obviously he's read his Hustler's Bible pamphlet and got inspired to hawk some stolen shite on eBay.

 

[umkemesik]

Leaving this at his door.

 

[Maysam]

bruh is that nigga having a kid

he wouldn't need two of the things then. Probably just stole those because they are small and expensive.

 

[Yuna is My Waifu]

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Thanks @zogg

lol

 

[BiteySnek]

He stole recalled baby smart socks lol.

Christmas has come early!

 

[BiteySnek]

*nearly dies laughing*

 

[BiteySnek]

Oh shi- this dipshit is the gift that just keeps on giving!

 

[.wil]

Its ok he plead the fifth

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Its ok he plead the fifth

*fif*

 

[Ifrit]

i hope he is getting a boyfriend in the showers after the trial

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

i hope he is getting a boyfriend in the showers after the trial

He probaly wont get much jail time since its just retail theft. 100$ bond is pretty low.