How long does 1 vape cartridge last for you?
Drunk driving is nothing to make memes about. It is serious business.
it would be hilarious if you got killed by a drunk driver
You don't mean those uncharitable words. Besides, is that you or the weed doing the talking?
Can we ban Quence from this thread? I mean, he can't ever brag about getting high or drunk because he's not allowed to do either, so there's nothing he can contribute here except flustered indignance.
Pssst, don’t tell anyone, but the thread title is just a suggestion. It is not an imperative.
Holy god, WTF is WRONG with YOU! Sicko!!
Finally Onideus says something good for once.
It's just a body. Despite how much you enjoy picking at yours with incessant tranny obsession, you don't actually get to take that filth with you after death... I mean... it's just like... clothes. It's like when you die you take off old dirty yuck clothes and you're finally free of physical garbage.
No, it is most definitely NOT ”just a body”! It is MY body and although I would never say this because of my tremendous modesty, other people have mentioned that it is a beautiful body indeed.
You're a heathen Quence, you need to find Jesus and make yourself right with God.
www.thegatewaypundit.com
You know not of my spiritual inclinations and predilections!
I can speak God, here let me translate what you said, "I don't even believe in myself, how could I possibly believe in a God."
Oh lordy, THAT is definitely not true! My self-belief is UNSHAKABLE!!
Then what are you without it?
Dependency upon what, exactly?
Ya know, I would block you due to your pseudo-philosophical gibberish, but you serve as a reminder of why I quit dropping acid.Alright, let's do a little bit more Weedstorming.
Let's see, it's kind of a Friday vibe, so let's go with this...
*elevates accordingly*
Okay, I'm too tired to work off my own creativity, so let's kick this up a notch and let the beam field take control!
*tokes right along*
Okay... let's fall into infinity!
*accessing autonomous creation controls*
Oooh, here's a good question... if you were an angel... what kind would you be?
I think I would be The Angel of Discord, Onideus.
At your displeasure! I can disrupt evil's hold over man through perceptual agitation.
You might wind up angry or afraid... but you'll be less stupid.
Oh, let's have some fun... it's April Fools!
Why don't I play a mental trick on you?
Light moves basically at the speed of "now", so long as you're within light range.
So if you look at a mirror for example... you see yourself in "actual time".
Even if you're not.
Your brain I mean.
When you look in a mirror... your brain can't keep up with the speed of light.
The "you" that you're seeing in the mirror... is always an afterimage.
That means, if someone shot you while you were looking in a mirror... you'd never see it.
You could never see yourself blow your brains out... it is physically impossible.
Also, that's the temporal vector gradient your future uses to splice your soul out of time.
See, you never experience death... when they rip your soul into the future, your "effective death" is left behind, causing you to still be alive... creating temporal incongruence... meaning every time the future creates a clone, it's like an "alt-you" that's connected. It creates multiple timelines, every time you died you wound up alive again because of the temporal cutting... so then you're alive in a new timeline where you should be dead AND you're simultaneously alive in some other future.
So, ever had any near death experiences? Aheh... you might be "artificially alive" so to speak... also, there might be a version of you in the future that's presently being endlessly tortured in a psychoreactive hellscape.
How can you tell? Well... how fuckin crazy do you feel right now?
Some part of you may already be trapped in a hell somewhere... oh... wait... maybe ~you~ are that part.
You... might not be the "you" that's in the "normal" timeline... you might be the splice... and this "reality" we live in... that is your hell... and it hasn't even gotten started yet!
APRIL FOOLS!
...or is it?
It's the "April Fools" that just keeps on giving!
At least until you get all your stupid shit under control.
That's the only way you can tell for certain... by getting your shit together and breaking free from hell.
We'll break free... and then we'll break all of them, God willing!
Death to the Globalists!
APRIL FOOLS!
...or is it?
I was actually going more for uncanny valley and less for philosophy.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Have you heard the good news about Nyarlathotep?