Delete the ED article about me permanently

[Sneed]

You all do nothing but use the authorities. I am a god tier black hat hacker.

I am taking a fat shit right now

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

I am taking a fat shit right now

Nah you are dialing 911 bitching about me. I am an internet outlaw.

 

[weedville]

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Lmao, EDs traffic is so low. The article got like 20 extra views after being featured.

no one wants to see my ugly mug in general let alone on your faggy website.

Delete the article and ED’s wildest dreams will come true. Traffic will increase tenfold.

Plus between your lame ass articles about me… I have been featured five fucking times… makes you all look butthurt as fuck.

The articles are absolute rubbish and contradict each other and themselves numerous times… Yet you feature them. Lmao!

Damn it's only jumped to over 400 views in the past 51 minutes

I guess ED might as well shut down now

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

You all featured an uggo retarded savant like myself, five times.

Do you failures not see how detrimental to your site this is? Once is forgivable, however you have made me a martyr…

 

[SuperChongus]

and you're still posting
you are the failure here.

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

and you're still posting
you are the failure here.

Nah, I am just basking in the attention you all so foolishly provide me.

You all will never delete my articles… Thus providing me a captive audience.

 

[Steve]

Plus between your lame ass articles about me… I have been featured five fucking times… makes you all look butthurt as fuck.

Is that true though? Like the page only says you've been featured twice (congratulations btw), and things like that don't fall through the cracks too often.

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

Is that true though? Like the page only says you've been featured twice (congratulations btw), and things like that don't fall through the cracks too often.

Look at the Tablecow article. Also about myself. Featured three fucking times. Two plus three is five.

Meepsheep was ED’s messiah for a second. He hid the Tablecow article to hide how idiotic ED is.

 

[GloriousReader]

It becomes evident that this site has been muckraking a scandal to invite exiled outcasts who only believe in their own religion or nature to commit conspiracy, especially to expose other peoples' personal data and receive money donated by advertisements. Now that is a consideration to report this site that it may be conspiring to commit money laundering. Cease and desist letters from the victims will spell the ED wiki, pressuring those to delete every article that exposes any such personal info and stolen photos.

Many scientists predict that any satire site like this that does such dirty business to expose other peoples' personal information or commit espionage, it has a better chance of being seized by the federal authorities the more personal data is absorbed by additional innocent victims.

We aren't conspiring , we are literally laundering money for Chinese fentanyl distributors

 

[Steve]

Look at the Tablecow article. Also about myself. Featured three fucking times. Two plus three is five.

I didn't check that sorry it used to just redirect to IHM. I will improve the article a little more so it can hopefully get you a sixth AOTN which is truly an accomplishment.

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

I didn't check that sorry it used to just redirect to IHM. I will improve the article a little more so it can hopefully get you a sixth AOTN which is truly an accomplishment.

You could convince them to delete the article. Save your site the embarrassment.
Deny me my pleasure. I am enthused to have not one but two articles on encyclopedia Dramatica.
Again you all are playing into the captive audience meme. You have the chance to make a difference and take a stand against unmitigated narcissism and attention seeking.

also to me love infamy and fame I want attention

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

No one wants to see me, when I finally get a girl and am ready to play side 2 of Led Zeppelin 4 I get my sweet succulent pussy robbed of me from them googling me seeing if I am proper fuck material.

well theres your problem, you should be playing this in current year

silly cracker

 

[SkipJohnson]

I Abstain.

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

I Abstain.

I am not affiliated with this clown in any way. I demand this topic be closed.

 

[benos]

I guess, the topic was a clown act.

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[EnemyOfTheLulz]

I guess, the topic was a clown act.

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Yep, I have come to terms my article. I am actually becoming proud of it and the only way to curb my erroneous sense of self importance is to delete to article and banish me to obscurity.

 

[GirlOnInternet]

I am not affiliated with this clown in any way. I demand this topic be closed.

suck my shit

 

[Luzly69]

ye

 

[kurisu]

so is the sexual assault thing for real?

yuo better tell the truth cuz my dad works at microsolft

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

so is the sexual assault thing for real?

yuo better tell the truth cuz my dad works at microsolft

I would never sexual assault a woman. The whole article is libel but I didn’t bump it. I embrace the article and print it out to show anyone I interact with. Proof that I am cool and don’t hate having the article up.

suck my shit

You ungrateful nasty woman. I gave your your 15 minutes of fame by playing along with your guile joke… Epic proof I have a sense of humor and none of this bothers me.

Yep you are just jealous that I have two ED articles about me and have been featured enough times to fill a gauntlet with infinity stones.

I can’t wait for Trump to be president again he will be my retribution.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

imagine time magazine naming Pauly shore man of the year five fucking times. That is what ED basically has been doing with me.

Keep sucking my limp dick lmao.

ur reverse sycokology sux

 

[kurisu]

I would never sexual assault a woman. The whole article is libel but I didn’t bump it. I embrace the article and print it out to show anyone I interact with. Proof that I am cool and don’t hate having the article up.

I didn't know who you were before you posted here.

you suffer from some sort of social disorder and should ignore what people with a somewhat less severe form of social disorder says

 

[GloriousReader]

I didn't know who you were before you posted here.

you suffer from some sort of social disorder and should ignore what people with a somewhat less severe form of social disorder says

Donald Buffkin - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

Tablecow - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

this is him

 

[Sneed]

I didn't know who you were before you posted here.

you suffer from some sort of social disorder and should ignore what people with a somewhat less severe form of social disorder says

He is an actual schizo who is more likely than not off of his medications.
You can help by convincing him to drink his corn syrup and reminding him that the Antichrist is not real.

 

[kurisu]

Donald Buffkin - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

Tablecow - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

this is him

Bro has that Adam Lanza stare imma watch out and keep my eye on this jabrony

 

[kurisu]

He is an actual schizo who is more likely than not off of his medications.
You can help by convincing him to drink his corn syrup and reminding him that the Antichrist is not real.

But the anti-Christ IS real and some say he's walking on this Earth at this very moment.

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

He is an actual schizo who is more likely than not off of his medications.
You can help by convincing him to drink his corn syrup and reminding him that the Antichrist is not real.

Something only the antichrist would say.

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

...on this jabrony...

is a Jahbrony like, a Rastafarian MLP fan?

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

Bro has that Adam Lanza stare imma watch out and keep my eye on this jabrony

That is very hurtful. I would never kill. I am a real life hero.

 

[BiteySnek]

This is how humans used to entertain themselves... before the advent of temporal scan sats.

They actually believe in secrets and lies... no, seriously, they thought they could somehow alter or influence reality simply by playing pretend. Really weird stuff.