Fictional characters that you wish were real (and why)

[Tech Noir]

Just what the title says. My pick is John Doe from Se7en:

Why him:

Spoiler

 

[finlay patrick duffill]

he's in a tree
he got up a tree real high and i'd like to see what it would look like if people just got up trees

view must be great from the top of the tree

 

[FukkenUsername]

My girlfriend.

 

[Likeicare]

Why? .......reasons

 

[fleacollerindustry]

YOU GET A REI
YOU GET A REI
EVERYONE GETS A REI

I just want to be clear tho: I don't want the Rei that turns me an everyone else into orange jews.

 

[Raddy]

Pedro Pascal

I'm certain he's an AI creation that's why he hides his hands.

 

[minty]

i wanna be vaporized by a mars attacks alien

 

[fleacollerindustry]

i wanna be vaporized by a mars attacks alien

is that some kind of vore fetish or something

ack ack

 

[Luxbux]

 

[minty]

is that some kind of vore fetish or something

ack ack

no, it's not a fetish. i just crave death

 

[fleacollerindustry]

Pedro Pascal

I'm certain he's an AI creation that's why he hides his hands.

First off, he's not a fictional character. So marks off for not reading the assignment properly.

That said, I totally get the whole "I want to make biracial kids with this hot person" vibe. Admittedly Irish girls who have that slight Asian look to them are incredibly hot. We would have the hottest Korea/Irish children.

Secondly:

 

[fleacollerindustry]

no, it's not a fetish. i just crave death

 

[minty]

no, bayonet isn't vaporization by a brain alien you just don't get it

 

[Raddy]

First off, he's not a fictional character. So marks off for not reading the assignment properly.

That said, I totally get the whole "I want to make biracial kids with this hot person" vibe. Admittedly Irish girls who have that slight Asian look to them are incredibly hot. We would have the hottest Korea/Irish children.

Secondly:

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He is not a real person I refuse to believe he is....

I had that thread bookmarked on Twitter when it came out a while ago. There's one where he's a bird too

 

[GloriousReader]

*not for sex

 

[Raddy]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1641900404815585281

 

[minty]

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*not for sex

somebody bullying you that you need him to ride around and menace them?

 

[Luxbux]

 

[GloriousReader]

somebody bullying you that you need him to ride around and menace them?

i just need a friend

 

[Aroukar]

Ah. So many good choices. I wouldn't know who to pick.

It would be a wonderful opportunity to speak with Hannibal Lecter. He might even have me over for dinner too. Heh heh.

Sherlock Holmes, though he'd be dead by now. Dr. Gregory House would probably tell me to fuck off.

 

[minty]

i just need a friend

here you go, buddy
look how happy you are

 

[fleacollerindustry]

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*not for sex

*possibly for sex

 

[Kleetus]

With untreated mental illness any fictional character can be real . A tulpa is fine too I suppose.

 

[Snowflakey]

Aetan.

 

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[Quence]

Or maybe this...

 

[TabbyGarf]

george floyd

 

[Fat]

Why? .......reasons

Furfag zoophile

 

[Fat]

Asuna from ryusoulger because i saw her in a dream, a dream where she was a student at school and have sex with her. haruto from camein rider wizard and tokiwa sougo from camein rider zi o because they are badass. The ppl i put in order are the same as the long sentance above the photos.

 

[Fat]

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Reminds me of a camein rider and kuwagataohger hybrid