General Sports thread (but mostly Hockey)

[Raddy]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1667005111472885760

 

[Quence]

Welcome to the NHL.
I think you're missing the point, it's supposed to hurt

I don’t like the pain. I wasn’t expecting to be emotionally forechecked into the boards

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Not all sumo wrestlers are fat, you retard

Prove it.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

I don’t like the pain.

Well then you’re not gonna like what sport I’d suggest to you.

 

[Quence]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1667005111472885760

Grandma needs to take a slapshot to the knee!

 

[Fat]

Prove it.

this guy is from the czech republic, and hes also a weeb, also a sumo wrestler.

 

[Raddy]

I don’t like the pain. I wasn’t expecting to be emotionally forechecked into the boards

when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun

Cheer up Florida is putting on a hell of a fight

 

[Raddy]

Grandma needs to take a slapshot to the knee!

I'm gonna warn you, in my experience being a Lindross fan when he was on the flyers, taking what ppl say about your favorite ice skating Himbo personally is futile and will end in heartbreak.
I had a crotchety old carpenter at my Dad's union picnic tell me I was a useless scab for liking him.
I was like 8 years old n wore my lindross jersey to it.

 

[Quence]

when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun

Cheer up Florida is putting on a hell of a fight

Fight Shmite, I’m only interested in WINNERS. If all they come away with is a lousy participation trophy, they will be dead to me.

 

[Quence]

I'm gonna warn you, in my experience being a Lindross fan when he was on the flyers, taking what ppl say about your favorite ice skating Himbo personally is futile and will end in heartbreak.
I had a crotchety old carpenter at my Dad's union picnic tell me I was a useless scab for liking him.
I was like 8 years old n wore my lindross jersey to it.

Unfortunately, I’m not familiar with that Lindross chap. But Quence doesn’t pick losers. If Quence likes a player, EVERYONE should like him - no exceptions.

 

[Raddy]

@Quence your mouthguard chewing Himbo favorite got hurt

https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/florida-panthers/latest-news/i-dont-know-what-is-going-to-come-from-this-matthew-tkachuk-game-5-status-in-limbo

I kinda wanted to see FL do better

 

[Quence]

@Quence your mouthguard chewing Himbo favorite got hurt

https://thehockeynews.com/nhl/florida-panthers/latest-news/i-dont-know-what-is-going-to-come-from-this-matthew-tkachuk-game-5-status-in-limbo

I kinda wanted to see FL do better

That’s because the Vegas goons were TARGETING him the entire game. It’s outrageous and I have no doubt the Vegas coach is behind it. He should be banned from the playoffs, arrested, and forced to live for a month with @Call Me Tim and listen to Tiny Tim rage-shrieking in his ear.

But all hope is not lost. From the article:

”Florida was down 3-1 during the first round against the historically good Boston Bruins, heading back north after losing Game 4 at home, needing three straight wins, including two on the road, to avoid elimination.

We know how that story ended.”

 

[Raddy]

That’s because the Vegas goons were TARGETING him the entire game. It’s outrageous and I have no doubt the Vegas coach is behind it. He should be banned from the playoffs, arrested, and forced to live for a month with @Call Me Tim and listen to Tiny Tim rage-shrieking in his ear.

But all hope is not lost. From the article:

”Florida was down 3-1 during the first round against the historically good Boston Bruins, heading back north after losing Game 4 at home, needing three straight wins, including two on the road, to avoid elimination.

We know how that story ended.”

Tkachuk wasn't injured then
Idk quence it's not looking good for your hockey himbos.

In NBA news, Denver?
The power of Blucifer the demonic horse at the Denver Airport grows stronger with each victory

 

[Quence]

Tkachuk wasn't injured then
Idk quence it's not looking good for your hockey himbos.

Although most pro athletes are himbos, I've seen no evidence that Matty is one.

In NBA news, Denver?
The power of Blucifer the demonic horse at the Denver Airport grows stronger with each victory

Denver won the series 4-1. The power of the tall white Serbian gladiator (Jokic) was too much for Meeyami's coal kids to handle. I watched maybe 10 minutes of the NBA the entire season. It's a bad product and it doesn't compare to playoff hockey.

 

[Yarblesthefilth]

Hockey is golf but for brutes.

 

[Steve]

Congratulations Nuggets our 2023 NBA Champions

Butler Stans in shambles rn

 

[Quence]

How can a team like Vegas win the Cup? Their uniforms are sooooo hideous! It's an affront to Lord Stanley and I'm sure he's rolling in his grave right now.

 

[Quence]

The Great Novak Djokovic has an excellent perspective on the money he’s earned in professional tennis

 

[Fat]

I played dodgeball at camp. I kept playing until i got hit, or someone catches my ball, i played every round

 

[Lovecraft]

I played dodgeball at camp. I kept playing until i got hit, or someone catches my ball, i played every round

Fat camp or retard camp?

 

[lurk]

Fat camp or retard camp?

why not both?

 

[Lovecraft]

why not both?

Concentration camp.
Would help with his ADHD.
And all other personal failings come to think of it..

 

[Jimmy Rolfe]

 

[Fat]

Fat camp or retard camp?

"Retard camp" mostly filled with ppl with adhd.

 

[Lovecraft]

"Retard camp" mostly filled with ppl with adhd.

So are you guys locked up in separate kennels at night, or do your wranglers just let you rape it out amongst yourselves in the same shed until one of the tards is crowned king tard of spaz mountain?

 

[Fat]

So are you guys locked up in separate kennels at night, or do your wranglers just let you rape it out amongst yourselves in the same shed until one of the tards is crowned king tard of spaz mountain?

No, its day camp, retard, means youre there from 8-3pm

 

[Lovecraft]

No, its day camp, retard, means youre there from 8-3pm

That is more like retard daycare than camp.
Sounds cheap, probably could not spring for the overtime for 24 hour tard wrangling.

 

[Quence]

Moral of the story: don’t challenge a gorilla to a bench press competition

And remember: gorillas are this strong despite eating nothing but plants

 

[Jimmy Rolfe]

Moral of the story: don’t challenge a gorilla to a bench press competition

And remember: gorillas are this strong despite eating nothing but plants

*Takes notes*

 

[Quence]

*Takes notes*

*but will he change his diet and become a vegan like a super strong gorilla?*