Q

[Likeicare]

 

[devanir]

definitely the former, I hear eating raw meat is bad for you

 

[Mikemikev]

Q predicted this

 

[dropdatwat]

R

 

[Jive]

 

[Likeicare]

By eat i mean literally eat

 

[A Fucking Box]

ITS AWWWWWWRRRRIIIIIIGGGHHHTTTTT

 

[oddguy]

fucking it is easier

 

[Harpoons]

Do I have to fuck it to completion or can I just pump it a few times and call it a day?

 

[Likeicare]

Do I have to fuck it to completion or can I just pump it a few times and call it a day?

A few pumps for you probably would be completion

 

[Harpoons]

A few pumps for you probably would be completion

I wish

 

[Likeicare]

I guess you dont know if youve never tried it

 

[Scumhook]

If I had to choose between fucking a baby or walking away, I would still choose to fuck the baby, so OP's question is moot.

 

[Sleepy]

fucking it would probably be quicker all things considered, i guess it just depends on how old the baby is

if i have to eat it can i cut the head off like a fish?

 

[Likeicare]

if i have to eat it can i cut the head off like a fish?

No you can only use your hands and mouth

 

[malvery]

No you can only use your hands and mouth

is eating the brain a part of the requirement

fucking it would probably be quicker all things considered, i guess it just depends on how old the baby is

why be so selective over the age of it. just fuck it

 

[Likeicare]

is eating the brain a part of the requirement

Thats how you get the adrenochrome

 

[Harpoons]

Ok so we're all in agreement that fucking the baby is better than eating it

good talk guys

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

 

[feminist jazz hands]

definitely the former, I hear eating raw meat is bad for you

Bullshit. Some raw organs are not sfw, otherwise it has all those delicious stem cells in it... if you eat enough of these, you can grow third eye... or second dick.

 

[Sleepy]

why be so selective over the age of it. just fuck it

I meant to say, eating a newborn baby vs. a 3 year old toddler is like a whole different time commitment. Eating a newborn baby could be quicker than fucking one to completion. But eating a whole ass toddler in one sitting is some epic meal time type situation

 

[Sleepy]

Come to think of it I think either process would be equally damaging to your psyche so whatever is quickest

 

[Likeicare]

Come to think of it I think either process would be equally damaging to your psyche

Im still fine

 

[Sleepy]

Im still fine

but are u tho

 

[Harpoons]

Im still fine

lol no

 

[feminist jazz hands]

I meant to say, eating a newborn baby vs. a 3 year old toddler is like a whole different time commitment. Eating a newborn baby could be quicker than fucking one to completion. But eating a whole ass toddler in one sitting is some epic meal time type situation

Not a whole lot of meat on either.. but i agree that fixing a toddler would be much easier.

@Likeicare
Can we grind the toddler into tartare or carrpacio?

 

[Likeicare]

lol no

False

 

[Likeicare]

Can we grind the toddler into tartare or carrpacio?

No

 

[feminist jazz hands]

No

:hksad:

Come to think of it I think either process would be equally damaging to your psyche so whatever is quickest

The best thing that could happen is if you'd attempt to eat it, only to later find out that you really can't go through with it(it would be messy and quite a challenge, with the flexibility and depth of the skin and all those disgusting glands and shit) and you'd have to fuck the remains.. or vice versa.
@Raddy
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