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[finlay patrick duffill]

how do I make lentil soup that doesn't look like fake vomit

 

[Demonic]

how do I make lentil soup that doesn't look like fake vomit

You could substitute beef stock for water. I don't think it will take on the color of the lentils. Add whatever else to it as well to add brightness to it like red onion, yellow bell pepper, chicken or turkey. If anything it will look like festive vomit if what I recommended fails.

 

[Retarded_FAG]

HOW TO CRUISE CONTROL HOW DO YOU CRUISE CONTROL????

 

[Nisse2]

Can a sheboon have too much gorilla look?

 

[Sleepy]

how do I make lentil soup that doesn't look like fake vomit

It's supposed to be that consistency, the lentils give the soup a thickness that makes it filling.

 

[Demonic]

Can a sheboon have too much gorilla look?

yes. She even has glue with a portrait of herself on it.

 

[A Fucking Box]

how do I make lentil soup that doesn't look like fake vomit

you dont
you boil them until theyre crunchy but edible and drain and make them a lentil salad instead