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GloriousReader

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lulziez said:
@GloriousReader @.wil @kaizen
join EDD 9 faggots.
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You will never be a real discord. You have no link on the front page, you have no OG's, you have no clout. You are a retarded underaged egirl twisted by drugs and the internet into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even discords who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a real ed users. Your lack of OG's is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk OG home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected discord.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a poser is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a poser.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
Xenuria

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lulziez said:
EDD9 WILL LIVE
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No, it will not. I've never lead you astray before. I have always tried to give you good advice. I am telling you that you need to let it die. It's wrong and evil and full of garmonbozia just like EDD 8. It must die, it will die. You risk what little you have left in propping up this vague facsimile. I'm warning you, let it die.
 
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Xenuria said:
No, it will not. I've never lead you astray before. I have always tried to give you good advice. I am telling you that you need to let it die. It's wrong and evil and full of garmonbozia just like EDD 8. It must die, it will die. You risk what little you have left in propping up this vague facsimile. I'm warning you, let it die.
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Xenuria said:
As is tradition 8th is last in the cycle.
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that is tradition, but are you familiar with the prophecy of the 9th EDD? It's not a story the janitors would tell you.

They say after the fall of the 8th discord, the 9th will struggle but an unlikely hero will arise and usher it into prosperity.

If the scrolls speak truly, a young disabled man from Omaha, Nebraska will arrive, and the denizens will help him get back his wiki privileges in group DMs with admins.

The young man, a wizard of sorts, will spend countless hours across countless months restoring the wiki to its former relevance, and by that time the forum and discord will grow in users beyond what anyone here could possibly imagine...

Its just a old wise tale. But the crones and the oracles smell something on the wind, Xenuria.
 
c0mp

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Likeicare said:
Request denied

Very concerning that people think they need someone banned in order to stop themselves from preying on minors
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"This Service is only available to users who are at least 18 years old. If you are younger than this, please do not register for this Service. If you register for this Service, you represent that you are this age or older."
:faggotrainbow:
 
Likeicare

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c0mp said:
"This Service is only available to users who are at least 18 years old. If you are younger than this, please do not register for this Service. If you register for this Service, you represent that you are this age or older."
:faggotrainbow:
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yes this is a very legally binding statement

just like clicking "i am over 18" on porn websites
 
c0mp

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great poast, do it again
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Likeicare said:
yes this is a very legally binding statement

just like clicking "i am over 18" on porn websites
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Just admit you want to keep underage retards on the site, so you can groom them

Also isn't ED by law required to restrict under-18s from accessing the site, considering it is full of violent and pornographic content?
 
chuj

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c0mp said:
Just admit you want to keep underage retards on the site, so you can groom them

Also isn't ED by law required to restrict under-18s from accessing the site, considering it is full of violent and pornographic content?
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t. mr "i'm ok with drawings of underage children"
 
c0mp

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chuj said:
t. mr "i'm ok with drawings of underage children"
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Out of context quote taken from me talking about someone's tarded argument about the ethics of pedo shit
 
Likeicare

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c0mp said:
Also isn't ED by law required to restrict under-18s from accessing the site, considering it is full of violent and pornographic content?
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no lol?

c0mp said:
Just admit you want to keep underage retards on the site, so you can groom them
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its not about if i want someone here or not, shes done nothing to cause her removal
 
chuj

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Likeicare said:
we need more minors, to prove them wrong
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i can see it, "polish man arrested for putting up posters advertising a hate speech website at his local high school"
 
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