LowTek
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So, one time a long time ago when I was in my very early 20's.
My car got pulled over by cops in small town middle of Missouri nowhere.
And I had to eat 75 hits of acid, walk a straight line and pass a breathalyzer test, then drive away before it started kicking in.
With a passenger dosed with the same.
It was an older gentleman, myself and his "older" ladie friend.
we were all business hippies btw
"experienced in these matters".
-Knew what we were doing for the most part.-
He was driving my car during the start this and was drinking an open beer while driving.
A speed patrol cop saw him we were going 8 miles over the limit anyway.
pulled us over and he was immediately arrested for DUI.
Probably got a minor speeding ticket too.
good thing we all at least had seatbealts on.
ladie passenger reminded us of that.
Before that happens, while the cops are getting out and walking up to our car right before hes arrested.
He also throws in my lap a Marlboro pack and says to me right before this all happens.
"Here, Get rid of this"
-I look inside the cigarette pack and it's about a sheet and a half of family fluff white blotter-
What am I supposed to do frens?
Trying to hide it somewhere and keep it was a risk I was just not willing to take right then.
They did search us so i was right about that.
The only factor was i didnt know if it was going to take 20 or 45 minutes before we were just screwed.
those minutes made every bit of difference
-⏳ 🕐 -
The clock was ticking and had to act now. ⏰️
So i ripped the sheet in half, about 2 pretty equal pieces and give half to my passenger and half to myself.
Then quite literally hope and pray for the best.
-At least they wont get us for that.-
- I think it's impossible to OD off LSD I'm pretty sure, have never tested the theory. -
As well as Its not illegal to be intoxicated in America if your not driving currently or causing trouble was my line of thinking.
And I was just hoping I could talk my way out of this before shit hits the fan. And if not, they won't get us both for possession.
My passenger was an older woman who had had similar experiences and taken about 10 at a time at rainbow gatherings and knew what she was in for.
-10 was about both of our threshold at the time.
Neither of us expected what we were truly in for.-
Since it was my vehicle, and the older guy that just got arrested that was driving it.
They wanted to make sure I had not been drinking, which at that moment I wasn't.
So I did a breathalyzer, all good blew a 0.0
Then walk a straight line, which It was snowing outside and blamed the bad walking on the cold
-I am starting to feel it a bit 25 mins. later
but tolerable-
We also had NO weed or pipes on us at the time just by chance
I usualy did.
That would have really screwed us back then.
Since I blew 0.0 they were satisfied and wanted to be done with it.
They already had one out of state idiot to take to the station and do paperwork on for DUI.
Also older hippie man was being very belligerent in their car to hurry everything up since he knew what the real deal was, and what he had just thrown in my lap...
🚔🚨
-What a dick move from him looking back on it.-
Thank God the conditions were all perfectly aligned for this to all work as smooth as it did.
The cops having already one person to deal with and its snowing and cold as hell outside.
They search my car, found nothing, cause we just ate it ALL LuL...
Also no other empty containers.
They make me walk a straight line.
i did that well enough.
"its freezing cold impossible to do anyway"
and then blow a 0.0
get back in my car and apologized to the officer.
-Thank you have a nice day sir.-
Literally just a few minutes before it starts really kicking in hard.
I tell the officer we are very sorry.
Also we are very close to our final destination.
-Have no idea where we even are-
It took all of 45 mins. before I basically could not see very well a couple feet in front of my face.
the visuals were so intense i had
-Went blind from hallucinations-
^^ No shit it was similar to holding this up close to your face. ^^
We pull off from the police incident 2 exits up before I become almost fully incapacitated.
I pull off into the first random driveway I see in the middle of nowhere.
-just wanting to not be driving right then-
About 15 min of sitting there I think.
An 80 yr. old man comes out of his small house with a shotgun and says what are you doing here on my property?, this is my driveway.
"I say I am so sorry I am just turning around."
We leave that place immediately.
He does not let off a warning shot,
thank God again he would have been justified in doing so.
I could not drive, I absolutely knew I was going to crash the car.
Which I am a really good driver btw.
We had absolutely nowhere to go, no destination.
⁉❔❓❔⁉
-GPS wasnt really a thing back then at the time but i had an old skool Garmin
"its not much use in that situation if you cant see right in front of you from hallucinating way too much.-
^^ Had something that looked like this, but early 2000's ^^
-My absolute POV right then, felt like a movie-
We were completely both out of our minds.
You go almost catatonic an hour or so later.
So I had to force myself to safety it seemed.
We both knew this was a life threatening situation.
We left old man with shotguns driveway, and went probably only a few streets down or so.
The part of how we got to the church after old man with shotgun to this day is still a blur.
I remember almost crashing real bad a couple times.
-Then as if God intervened again, at my absolute darkest hour.-
🪦✝⛪⛪ ✝🪦
We wound up pulling into an old small rundown old country church with a graveyard next to it at around midnight that night.
As soon as we both saw the church we immediately thought in our minds sanctuary.
We had the place to ourselves to sit in the car and not be messed with for the rest of the night hopefully.
it was around 11pm at that point in the middle of nowhere.
We spent the entire time telling each other how lucky we were.
we sat there for at least 9 hours until the sun came up.
If we would have wound up in a small redneck town or something it would have been much worse than just sitting in one spot for hours.
We couldn't do anything but light cigarettes and barely put CDs the the player in the car it was so bad.
-We only had a book of grateful dead CDs with us that was older guys-
Skeletons kept continuously hopping out from behind the graves in the cemetery on the side of the church. 💀 ☠ 💀
Also our Nokia flip phones were dead and needed charging. 📵📞
When the sun rose that next day I started up the car, and with very little gas and battery left from leaving it on ALL night just sitting there listening to music and running the heater every once in a while so we wouldn't freeze.
I composed myself as good as i could.
Turned on the Garmin and drove to the Hardee's one easy exit down the road.
We charged our flip Nokias and called the female passengers friends to come help us.
They arrived very quickly to us.
One of them rode back in our car to real safety as neither of us could do a long 3 hour drive, we would crash for sure still.
Thank goodness for the kindness of others on that one too.
-This was 20 years ago, when people liked each other a bit.-
-Social engineering was really easy too.
Just talking people into doing stuff for you.-
We explained what had happened and her friends thought it was hilarious and cool with it, as they were also hippies.
They were there to get us as quickly as a stoned person could wake up and drive at 10 am.
The overall large part of the trip lasted at least 16-20 hours... the peak was about 9 alone.
The whole after effects of the experience lasted for, I kid you not a week and a half at least.
Has anyone else ever done something similar to keep from going to jail, or to test your strength?
-Happy Ending to it all-
-This all happened 20 years ago, and everyone walked away just fine and a little bit wiser-
The next day when we could function properly, we found out where the elder hippie man was and went and had his bail paid.-
He said it didnt bother him being in the jail he was in. He was somewhat institutionalized anyway.
I could not imagine a story like this being recreated in modern day society/times.
Or with ultra modern technology like we have nowadays.
I think all the cops really had back then was radio communication.
And if your info you gave them came back fine, then that was all there was to it.
As soon as older beligerant hippie man would have gave his real name we would have been really screwed.
He was also a gun runner for some motorcycle gang apparently too. lol
He's been dead since 2014 so...
-Also side note: It is experiences like this in my life, that i absolutely know for a fact God exists and cares.-
-Knowing your local and state laws of what you can and can't do, is always essential.-
My car got pulled over by cops in small town middle of Missouri nowhere.
And I had to eat 75 hits of acid, walk a straight line and pass a breathalyzer test, then drive away before it started kicking in.
With a passenger dosed with the same.
It was an older gentleman, myself and his "older" ladie friend.
we were all business hippies btw
"experienced in these matters".
-Knew what we were doing for the most part.-
He was driving my car during the start this and was drinking an open beer while driving.
A speed patrol cop saw him we were going 8 miles over the limit anyway.
pulled us over and he was immediately arrested for DUI.
Probably got a minor speeding ticket too.
good thing we all at least had seatbealts on.
ladie passenger reminded us of that.
Before that happens, while the cops are getting out and walking up to our car right before hes arrested.
He also throws in my lap a Marlboro pack and says to me right before this all happens.
"Here, Get rid of this"
-I look inside the cigarette pack and it's about a sheet and a half of family fluff white blotter-
What am I supposed to do frens?
Trying to hide it somewhere and keep it was a risk I was just not willing to take right then.
They did search us so i was right about that.
The only factor was i didnt know if it was going to take 20 or 45 minutes before we were just screwed.
those minutes made every bit of difference
-⏳ 🕐 -
The clock was ticking and had to act now. ⏰️
So i ripped the sheet in half, about 2 pretty equal pieces and give half to my passenger and half to myself.
Then quite literally hope and pray for the best.
-At least they wont get us for that.-
- I think it's impossible to OD off LSD I'm pretty sure, have never tested the theory. -
As well as Its not illegal to be intoxicated in America if your not driving currently or causing trouble was my line of thinking.
And I was just hoping I could talk my way out of this before shit hits the fan. And if not, they won't get us both for possession.
My passenger was an older woman who had had similar experiences and taken about 10 at a time at rainbow gatherings and knew what she was in for.
-10 was about both of our threshold at the time.
Neither of us expected what we were truly in for.-
Since it was my vehicle, and the older guy that just got arrested that was driving it.
They wanted to make sure I had not been drinking, which at that moment I wasn't.
So I did a breathalyzer, all good blew a 0.0
Then walk a straight line, which It was snowing outside and blamed the bad walking on the cold
-I am starting to feel it a bit 25 mins. later
but tolerable-
We also had NO weed or pipes on us at the time just by chance
I usualy did.
That would have really screwed us back then.
Since I blew 0.0 they were satisfied and wanted to be done with it.
They already had one out of state idiot to take to the station and do paperwork on for DUI.
Also older hippie man was being very belligerent in their car to hurry everything up since he knew what the real deal was, and what he had just thrown in my lap...
🚔🚨
-What a dick move from him looking back on it.-
Thank God the conditions were all perfectly aligned for this to all work as smooth as it did.
The cops having already one person to deal with and its snowing and cold as hell outside.
They search my car, found nothing, cause we just ate it ALL LuL...
Also no other empty containers.
They make me walk a straight line.
i did that well enough.
"its freezing cold impossible to do anyway"
and then blow a 0.0
get back in my car and apologized to the officer.
-Thank you have a nice day sir.-
Literally just a few minutes before it starts really kicking in hard.
I tell the officer we are very sorry.
Also we are very close to our final destination.
-Have no idea where we even are-
It took all of 45 mins. before I basically could not see very well a couple feet in front of my face.
the visuals were so intense i had
-Went blind from hallucinations-
^^ No shit it was similar to holding this up close to your face. ^^
We pull off from the police incident 2 exits up before I become almost fully incapacitated.
I pull off into the first random driveway I see in the middle of nowhere.
-just wanting to not be driving right then-
About 15 min of sitting there I think.
An 80 yr. old man comes out of his small house with a shotgun and says what are you doing here on my property?, this is my driveway.
"I say I am so sorry I am just turning around."
We leave that place immediately.
He does not let off a warning shot,
thank God again he would have been justified in doing so.
I could not drive, I absolutely knew I was going to crash the car.
Which I am a really good driver btw.
We had absolutely nowhere to go, no destination.
⁉❔❓❔⁉
-GPS wasnt really a thing back then at the time but i had an old skool Garmin
"its not much use in that situation if you cant see right in front of you from hallucinating way too much.-
^^ Had something that looked like this, but early 2000's ^^
-My absolute POV right then, felt like a movie-
We were completely both out of our minds.
You go almost catatonic an hour or so later.
So I had to force myself to safety it seemed.
We both knew this was a life threatening situation.
We left old man with shotguns driveway, and went probably only a few streets down or so.
The part of how we got to the church after old man with shotgun to this day is still a blur.
I remember almost crashing real bad a couple times.
-Then as if God intervened again, at my absolute darkest hour.-
🪦✝⛪⛪ ✝🪦
We wound up pulling into an old small rundown old country church with a graveyard next to it at around midnight that night.
As soon as we both saw the church we immediately thought in our minds sanctuary.
We had the place to ourselves to sit in the car and not be messed with for the rest of the night hopefully.
it was around 11pm at that point in the middle of nowhere.
We spent the entire time telling each other how lucky we were.
we sat there for at least 9 hours until the sun came up.
If we would have wound up in a small redneck town or something it would have been much worse than just sitting in one spot for hours.
We couldn't do anything but light cigarettes and barely put CDs the the player in the car it was so bad.
-We only had a book of grateful dead CDs with us that was older guys-
Skeletons kept continuously hopping out from behind the graves in the cemetery on the side of the church. 💀 ☠ 💀
Also our Nokia flip phones were dead and needed charging. 📵📞
When the sun rose that next day I started up the car, and with very little gas and battery left from leaving it on ALL night just sitting there listening to music and running the heater every once in a while so we wouldn't freeze.
I composed myself as good as i could.
Turned on the Garmin and drove to the Hardee's one easy exit down the road.
We charged our flip Nokias and called the female passengers friends to come help us.
They arrived very quickly to us.
One of them rode back in our car to real safety as neither of us could do a long 3 hour drive, we would crash for sure still.
Thank goodness for the kindness of others on that one too.
-This was 20 years ago, when people liked each other a bit.-
-Social engineering was really easy too.
Just talking people into doing stuff for you.-
We explained what had happened and her friends thought it was hilarious and cool with it, as they were also hippies.
They were there to get us as quickly as a stoned person could wake up and drive at 10 am.
The overall large part of the trip lasted at least 16-20 hours... the peak was about 9 alone.
The whole after effects of the experience lasted for, I kid you not a week and a half at least.
Has anyone else ever done something similar to keep from going to jail, or to test your strength?
-Happy Ending to it all-
-This all happened 20 years ago, and everyone walked away just fine and a little bit wiser-
The next day when we could function properly, we found out where the elder hippie man was and went and had his bail paid.-
He said it didnt bother him being in the jail he was in. He was somewhat institutionalized anyway.
I could not imagine a story like this being recreated in modern day society/times.
Or with ultra modern technology like we have nowadays.
I think all the cops really had back then was radio communication.
And if your info you gave them came back fine, then that was all there was to it.
As soon as older beligerant hippie man would have gave his real name we would have been really screwed.
He was also a gun runner for some motorcycle gang apparently too. lol
He's been dead since 2014 so...
-Also side note: It is experiences like this in my life, that i absolutely know for a fact God exists and cares.-
-Knowing your local and state laws of what you can and can't do, is always essential.-
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