Umk is a legitimate pedophile

[Sleepy]

and I'm 18

you claimed to be 16 on OnA

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

you claimed to be 16 on OnA

it's 14, and they started that rumor.

 

[finlay patrick duffill]

a footjob like a courier i guess
still irresponsible to incentivise someone under the age of 18 to travel that far, or over any distance that might displace them from their friends and family. i suppose that's the common denominator age to assume someone has a reasonable enough degree of autonomy and ability to make rational decisions on whether a course of action such as relocating on behalf of a rather elusive job prospect would be of any genuine benefit to them
if you are prolonging any unnecessary conversation with someone a quarter of your age who has no cause to trust you completely peripheral to your life i guess that's rather creepy also

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

you claimed to be 16 on OnA

Never knew they had a forum

 

[Grigori Zagan]

i think we can lynch him now

 

[Sigilstone17]

Wait a second: footjobs from minors, new job with the government, has umk secretly been Hunter Biden this whole time?

 

[Sleepy]

it's 14, and they started that rumor.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

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>"then I can lie about being 16"
>You said you were 16 on O&Aforums

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

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i think we can lynch him now

Well we tried to lynch him, and the tree branch broke...

 

[yiik: a post-modern rpg]

UMK article is up. You will all add lulz NOW

Umkemesik - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

 

[Sleepy]

>"then I can lie about being 16"

So you're saying you want to lie about being underage to get underage pussy?

viril wtf...

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

So you're saying you want to lie about being underage to get underage pussy?

viril wtf...

you know the context faggot.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

UMK article is up. You will all add lulz NOW

Umkemesik - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

it's shit; it needs lulz

 

[Sleepy]

you know the context faggot.

I don't

 

[lurk]

so @lulziez lives in indy? that explains a lot. been there, shitty city with shitty people and too many niggers.

 

[Der Pig]

it's shit; it needs lulz

Then why don't you contribute?

Oh wait

 

[Cobalt]

ED the gift that keeps on giving.
Also what kind of faggot asks for a footjob?
Real niggas get pegged or get a rimjob, like men. Only insecure dudes would want a footjob.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

ED the gift that keeps on giving.
Also what kind of faggot asks for a footjob?
Real niggas get pegged or get a rimjob, like men. Only insecure dudes would want a footjob.

yeah, you gotta FEEL my dick with your tiny hands BITCH!!!!1

 

[c0mp]

Why is everyone here surprised about this? This is why allowing underage faggots to chase clout on the ED Discord was a horrible idea in the first place, it's fucking Discord, a platform full of kiddie diddlers

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Why is everyone here surprised about this? This is why allowing underage faggots to chase clout on the ED Discord was a horrible idea in the first place, it's fucking Discord, a platform full of kiddie diddlers

Just lie about it for fucks sake.

 

[Cobalt]

yeah, you gotta FEEL my dick with your tiny hands BITCH!!!!1

I do have tiny hands. But not small enough to feel your , babe

 

[Dildo Baggins]

And history repeats itself once again.

 

[Lovecraft]

 

[Thegibuspyro]

Legacy

 

[PapiezLover]

 

[mitzi]

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the bar needs to go all the way across the picture to make it a snapchat filter meme, retard.

 

[Paul Rudd]

yeah, you gotta FEEL my dick with your tiny hands BITCH!!!!1

Is that what you said to that underage girl you were trying to fuck

 

[PapiezLover]

the bar needs to go all the way across the picture to make it a snapchat filter meme, retard.

Youre the only person here who cares about it retard

 

[Luxbux]

lol

 

[raptor_j]