umk is "suing" our true and honest publication over his article getting rolled back

[kaizen]

You get $10k for a retainer yet?

you've lost all internet power and this is the hill you wanna die on? you really think a nigga like me has 10k to throw at a retainer?

 

[kaizen]

umk if lulzies actually had a father in her life you'd have to worry about getting your shit kicked in irl, big pedo man hiding behind uncle sam because he wants another power trip. preying on fatherless young gurlz must be your bread and butter

 

[lulziez]

You do know she created a new account to PM me after I ignored her messages, right? No, because that wasn't in her leaked logs.

nigga what the fuck are u talking about 😭

 

[Lovecraft]

nigga what the fuck are u talking about 😭

Your feet

 

[konrad]

You do know she created a new account to PM me after I ignored her messages, right? No, because that wasn't in her leaked logs.

Back when you were offering her footjobs in Chicago it did not seem like you were ignoring her. Give some proof of her messaging you on that 'new account'

 

[Lovecraft]

@umkemesik Free legal advice, you should start sowing doubts on whether @lulziez even has feet. Maximum gaslighting, go go ho!

 

[Chimplord1997]

Top ten times slime was in a movie, number 9 Forrest Gump slime scene, in this scary scene Forrest Gump is forced to rescue Jenny from slime

 

[Sneed]

 

[konrad]

Top ten times slime was in a movie, number 9 Forrest Gump slime scene, in this scary scene Forrest Gump is forced to rescue Jenny from slime

slime forrest slime

 

[Paul Rudd]

Your honor the discord kitten is actually at fault, not me

 

[Paul Rudd]

Made him wide bc he is a fat person

 

[Raddy]

God I hope this ends up in court
@ASSBLONKER YOURE GONNA BE MR WORLDWIDE

 

[GirlOnInternet]

No, I am not Allen.

Let me clue in on something. The cases you see on google are appeals. You loose over 90% of them. Except I actually won one;

Cossio v. Tourtelot 17-1653.

There are lawyers that go their whole career without an appeal win. Now eventually, years later that was dismissed again, but not after great cost to the other side.

I have won (or taken to settlement) many other cases (i.e. against Allstate), I have a pretty good batting average lately. These cases are not appealed.

Hi, not Allen, I'm dad.

 

[gavinsvarietychannel]

I know people in chicago... I wonder if they got offered footjobs? for him, not for them

 

[GloriousReader]

No, I am not Allen.

Let me clue in on something. The cases you see on google are appeals. You loose over 90% of them. Except I actually won one;

Cossio v. Tourtelot 17-1653.

There are lawyers that go their whole career without an appeal win. Now eventually, years later that was dismissed again, but not after great cost to the other side.

I have won (or taken to settlement) many other cases (i.e. against Allstate), I have a pretty good batting average lately. These cases are not appealed.

OH MY GOD THE SCOURGE OF THE COOK COUNTY COURT SYSTEM USED MY FIRST NAME I HOPE HE DOESNT OPEN A FRIVILOUS LAWSUIT AGAINST ME
you look really pathetic rn this is nothing to brag about

 

[Chimplord1997]

@GirlOnInternet this could be us but u playin

 

[Raddy]

nigga what the fuck are u talking about 😭

Apparently you and your feet are like the forbidden apple in the garden of Eden to fat Mexican Uber drivers.
Hows that feel?

 

[Sleepy]

OH MY GOD THE SCOURGE OF THE COOK COUNTY COURT SYSTEM USED MY FIRST NAME I HOPE HE DOESNT OPEN A FRIVILOUS LAWSUIT AGAINST ME
you look really pathetic rn this is nothing to brag about

man you were my favorite janny for awhile idk if I can continue to support you with a peckerwood cracker ass name like Allen

 

[GloriousReader]

man you were my favorite janny for awhile idk if I can continue to support you with a peckerwood cracker ass name like Allen

thats just my slave name all the niggas in the hood call me roach

 

[Sleepy]

when roach is in the yard niggas got their boots on

 

[Lovecraft]

thats just my slave name all the niggas in the hood call me roach

Some may call you Allen, I call you treasure.

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

Aediot is laughing at all this rn

 

[GloriousReader]

Aediot is laughing at all this rn

aediot is stuffing toilet paper in his ass getting ready to go night night

 

[lurk]

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fucking gold. keep 'em coming bro!

 

[kurisu]

God I hope this ends up in court
@ASSBLONKER YOURE GONNA BE MR WORLDWIDE

u dum ho that is not assblonker

 

[lurk]

u dum ho that is not assblonker

@ASSBLONKER has plenty of material to work with if he wanted to make one though.

 

[Raddy]

u dum ho that is not assblonker

He did that song n posted it on vocaroo a while back. Someone else put it on their YouTube channel.
Cum guzzler.

 

[benos]

Taking down ED, that's getting old.

 

[Franky]

lol

told you so

 

[ASSBLONKER]

u dum ho that is not assblonker

I MADE THAT BIG DOG LOLL