What mental illness does you got

[Luxbux]

dont lie, we've all got something messed up in the head

ex.

• schizophrenia
• gay
• the tism
• bi-polar

 

[finlay patrick duffill]

i have a hywel dda healthboard diagnosis from years ago of uh "autistic spectrum disorder". i'm not sure if i took the assessment the appointment whatever however you describe it as an adult whether the diagnosis would be the same or whether any developmental disorder would be identified.

autism isn't a mental illness though if for no other reason than it can't be treated in the same way. maybe you'd describe it as a trait that affects people in a manner as detrimental as a mental illness, but it's a developmental disorder. some people will argue autism isn't a real developmental disorder and is merely a description of a number of desirable/undesirable normal/abnormal personality traits depending on who you ask and i guess whatever the fuck it's a developmental disorder to me. i'm also very stupid which is unrelated and is more a cause for concern than this is.

having autism has not affected my life whatsoever but being unintelligent has

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Tardation

 

[Sleepy]

Light beer addiction

 

[Yuna is My Waifu]

Avoidant Personality Disorder
So depression, anxiety, self hatred and fear of other people. I also cant form emotional bonds properly with people so I have to pretend a lot, its exhausting.

 

[Kleetus]

I think a more readable title for your shit thread would be "what mental illnesses do you have". to answer your question maybe a little schizoid lol.

 

[fleacollerindustry]

I'm perfectly normal.

However decades of stress due to asian parenting and being the eldest son has encouraged me to take up heroin to dull the pain.

 

[GigaAryanNaziChad]

chad syndrome

 

[Likeicare]

im the most normal person in the world

 

[ASSBLONKER]

GET EXTREME AMOUNT OF PUSSY - PHRENIA

 

[A Fucking Box]

I'm normal (insane hebephile retard)

 

[Kombo]

Mental illness doesnt exist

 

[benos]

I think a more readable title for your shit thread would be "what mental illnesses do you have". to answer your question maybe a little schizoid lol.

Insecure paranoid emo nihilist guy, that's a title for you.

 

[BiteySnek]

Apparently I have this delusion where I constantly see "progressive" women as short dudes with shorter dicks in disheveled drag.

 

[Maysam]

hate crowds, hate waiting, hate noise to the point it can lead to loss of sleep. idk what the diagnosis is, but the prosthesis I'm treating myself with is a pair of custom made earplugs.

 

[chuj]

i'm probably slowly developing schizophrenia (or the divine whispers are real and the creation truly speaks to me through kabalic signs)

 

[Yarblesthefilth]

Definitely something going on but don't want it on record.

 

[BiteySnek]

Definitely something going on but don't want it on record.

Did you get the clot shot? If you're over the age of 40 that shit will go straight to your brain instead of your heart. Might cause various forms of cognitive dysfunction.

If you start counting the cars in parking lots and think you're being "gang stalked" you probably have a thyroid issue.

If you're hoarding shit, you could be infected with toxoplasmosis.

Or if you're climate crazy it's usually neurosyphilis.

Parasentience is fun like that!

Also don't be vegan, the vitamin B12 deficiency will completely fuck your brain up. Keep in mind there are NO human compatible forms of B12 that come from plants. Even supplements, real ones, are made using blood agar.

Above all, remember... it's no measure of sanity to be well adjusted to a completely fucked up society.

Operate accordingly.

To Jesus, for optimal cognitive sustainability.

Lift weights. Fast a bit from food. Go on a "savage pilgrimage" and live like a heathen! Or, you know, camping.

Make pain for yourself! Safe pain!

If you over satiate with too much porn, drugs and sugary shit it will erode your sentience and cause depression. That in turn will incite dysphoria or "pain seeking" behaviors which result in aberrant delusional states that drive you to attack normie sources of satiation like society, entertainment, family, children, pregnancy... and in extreme cases you'll be driven to gouging out your own pleasure centers...

Try NOT to make "lifestyle choices" out of unsustainable stupid shit. Self-satiation on demand or "instant gratification" completely fucks up the metric in your brain as far as "work vs reward".

 

[BiteySnek]

hate crowds, hate waiting, hate noise to the point it can lead to loss of sleep. idk what the diagnosis is, but the prosthesis I'm treating myself with is a pair of custom made earplugs.

There's a thing in your brain that can fuck up and it winds up amplifying sensory stimulus. Like if I touch anything really cold it feels like razor blades radiating through my fingers!

It's the "nails on a chalkboard" effect. But for some reason it fucks up and normal things trigger that particular... whatever it is... sensory overload?

That might be a way to treat it though. Like subject yourself to something WAY worse... like nails on a chalkboard. Try and see how long you can stand it, even if it's just a for few seconds. Then repeat the process daily and try and increase how long you can stand the most extreme sensory pain.

Try and think of it like a game or a challenge, like you're enduring the pain for an epic win. Imagine it making you STRONGER!

If it doesn't improve your problem in like... a few weeks... probably won't work.

 

[Maysam]

There's a thing in your brain that can fuck up and it winds up amplifying sensory stimulus. Like if I touch anything really cold it feels like razor blades radiating through my fingers!

It's the "nails on a chalkboard" effect. But for some reason it fucks up and normal things trigger that particular... whatever it is... sensory overload?

That might be a way to treat it though. Like subject yourself to something WAY worse... like nails on a chalkboard. Try and see how long you can stand it, even if it's just a for few seconds. Then repeat the process daily and try and increase how long you can stand the most extreme sensory pain.

Try and think of it like a game or a challenge, like you're enduring the pain for an epic win. Imagine it making you STRONGER!

If it doesn't improve your problem in like... a few weeks... probably won't work.

it's fine, i don't see the problem within myself, instead I believe the world is too full of people and too noisy

 

[pringleslover34]

hate crowds, hate waiting, hate noise to the point it can lead to loss of sleep. idk what the diagnosis is, but the prosthesis I'm treating myself with is a pair of custom made earplugs.

something's telling me you have some form of autism

 

[Maysam]

something's telling me you have some form of autism

no shit sherlock

 

[pringleslover34]

no shit sherlock

im really smart

 

[Jimmy Rolfe]

PTSD, Autism, and in general just a lunatic who cant stop talking to himself.

 

[BiteySnek]

PTSD, Autism, and in general just a lunatic who cant stop talking to himself.

Sounds like you're just making excuses for yourself though. You talk to yourself because you don't take the bother to find other people to talk to, because you masturbate too much and it fucked up your brain's metrics for "work vs reward". As a result you want friendships to be entirely one-sided, to be all about you and, when they're not, you spaz and then blame it on "autism" or "insert generic pop-psych malady of your choice".

It's not that.

You're just a selfish asshole. Try and think less about yourself and more about others. Your life probably isn't even remotely as bad as you think it is. You've just gotten into a bad habit of over expecting shit. Be less of a greedy guts. Try to think about others.

Like today I'm thinking about my mom cause she got bitten by a wasp the other day!

I'm going to take revenge on the wasps later! For my mom! Soon there will be a new trap and soon the entire wasp army shall be wiped out in totality!

Spend time thinking about how you can do shit for other people instead of just yourself. Be less high on yourself.

You can even do it online. Like if you stumble across someone looking for something or asking for something... try to help them out. Even if you have to stop and take time out of your own existence.

Learning to NOT think about yourself all the time is the first step in being more sociable.

 

[Jimmy Rolfe]

Sounds like you're just making excuses for yourself though. You talk to yourself because you don't take the bother to find other people to talk to, because you masturbate too much and it fucked up your brain's metrics for "work vs reward". As a result you want friendships to be entirely one-sided, to be all about you and, when they're not, you spaz and then blame it on "autism" or "insert generic pop-psych malady of your choice".

It's not that.

You're just a selfish asshole. Try and think less about yourself and more about others. Your life probably isn't even remotely as bad as you think it is. You've just gotten into a bad habit of over expecting shit. Be less of a greedy guts. Try to think about others.

Like today I'm thinking about my mom cause she got bitten by a wasp the other day!

I'm going to take revenge on the wasps later! For my mom! Soon there will be a new trap and soon the entire wasp army shall be wiped out in totality!

Spend time thinking about how you can do shit for other people instead of just yourself. Be less high on yourself.

You can even do it online. Like if you stumble across someone looking for something or asking for something... try to help them out. Even if you have to stop and take time out of your own existence.

Learning to NOT think about yourself all the time is the first step in being more sociable.

Nice essay. Now if only I cared enough to read it.

 

[BiteySnek]

Nice essay. Now if only I cared enough to read it.

See, that's exactly my point. You're so selfish you can't even take the bother to read other people's words.

It's like your entire sense of reality doesn't extend beyond your own stuck up sense of self.

You're a spoiled brat. Plain and simple.

Hardest shit you've ever faced in life has been a mirror.

 

[Jimmy Rolfe]

See, that's exactly my point. You're so selfish you can't even take the bother to read other people's words.

It's like your entire sense of reality doesn't extend beyond your own stuck up sense of self.

You're a spoiled brat. Plain and simple.

Hardest shit you've ever faced in life has been a mirror.

You just love to hear yourself talk don't cha?

 

[nekobit]

They should make a card game for white women where you trade mental illnesses like Pokemon cards

 

[pringleslover34]

You just love to hear yourself talk don't cha?

NOTE: he's been shitting up forums with his retarded bullshit since 1996