yearbook 20223:i was meaning to spend less time on edf anyways edition

[Likeicare]

my story has never changed

Can you please explain what part of you standing upside down against a wall while your girlfriend jerks you off into your own face is an accident

 

[lily]

wat are ya a cum technician? the cum police? do you have graphs and data to back up your argument?

yes

 

[Sleepy]

i bet it tastes like battery acid

well as I'm sure you know cum has a bit of a chemically taste

 

[lily]

well as I'm sure you know cum has a bit of a chemically taste

idk what you’re eating but no it doesn’t

 

[Sleepy]

I guess slightly metallic would be a better description

 

[Sleepy]

idk what you’re eating but no it doesn’t

why are you trying to femsplain to me what my own cum tastes like

 

[chuj]

cum smells like onion and garlic a bit but more salty

 

[Likeicare]

I guess slightly metallic would be a better description

how much cum have you drank

 

[Sleepy]

how much cum have you drank

I didn't drink it I nutted in someone's mouth and went in for a taste

 

[lily]

how much cum have you drank

he taste tests

 

[Likeicare]

I didn't drink it I nutted in someone's mouth and went in for a taste

contaminated sample then

 

[lily]

why are you trying to femsplain to me what my own cum tastes like

i think as a girl i’ve tasted more cum than you, unless you’re giving guys regular bjs

 

[chuj]

i think as a girl i’ve tasted more cum than you, unless you’re giving guys regular bjs

weird brag

 

[kurisu]

i think as a girl i’ve tasted more cum than you, unless you’re giving guys regular bjs

lol fag

 

[Sleepy]

i think as a girl i’ve tasted more cum than you

and

I'm talking about my own produce

 

[lily]

and

I'm talking about my own produce

idk man i don’t think it’s supposed to taste “chemically”

 

[Sleepy]

idk man i don’t think it’s supposed to taste “chemically”

well how would you describe it

 

[lily]

well how would you describe it

tangy, maybe

 

[Likeicare]

tangy, maybe

how would you describe yours

 

[lily]

how would you describe yours

try it and find out

 

[Likeicare]

try it and find out

can you put it in a jar for me so i can use it as a sauce

 

[lily]

can you put it in a jar for me so i can use it as a sauce

yeah message @GloriousReader he sells them with the piss jars

 

[Likeicare]

i said i was supplying the piss jars, me and the boys are going to have to deal with the competition trying to move in

 

[lily]

i said i was supplying the piss jars, me and the boys are going to have to deal with the competition trying to move in

but he’s my pimp

 

[Likeicare]

Was

 

[GloriousReader]

but he’s my pimp

i traded you for to lic a pack of cigarettes and some ramen noodles

 

[lily]

i traded you for to lic a pack of cigarettes and some ramen noodles

nah fuck this, tired of being traded between pimps. i’m my own pimp now

 

[Likeicare]

nah fuck this, tired of being traded between pimps. i’m my own pimp now

Who said you could talk, woman

 

[ASSBLONKER]

erm sir a girl made me accidentally cum in my mouth that means it's only 25% gay + no homo = not gay

WHEN I LOST MY VIRGINITY AS A KID, I PULLED OUT FROM COWGIRL IN A WAY THAT MADE MY DICK RECOIL BACK, SORT OF IN A SPRING MOTION, WHICH MADE ME BUST A LASSO ACROSS MY FACE (DIAGONAL ROPE), SO I CAN NEVER CLAIM TO BE 100% STRAIGHT, IM AT LEAST 1% GAY FROM THIS ENCOUNTER, AND EVEN THOUGH I LAID MILES OF PIPE LONG DICK STYLE, YOU CAN NEVER REALLY REDUCE THE GAY TO A 0%, THEREFORE I THINK IF U EVER GET ANY OF UR SEMEN ON UR FACE, YOU ARE PROVABLY GAY AT LEAST TO A THOUSANDTH DECIMAL POINT.....
TRUST ME I WENT TO HARVARD SO THE NUMBERS CHECK OUT.

 

[lily]

Who said you could talk, woman

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