The pets of the REAL EDF.

[Sigilstone17]

he won't stop fucking with the candy canes

He likes them long, hard, shafts, stop judging him for being gay, you homophobe

 

[Quence]

He likes them long, hard, shafts, stop judging him for being gay, you homophobe

Must everything be about your preferred lifestyle?

 

[Quence]

A pet cat fights for its life against a coyote

 

[Sigilstone17]

A pet cat fights for its life against a coyote

PETS, you stupid faggot

 

[Jana5alost]

my pussy )))))

 

[Demonic]

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my pussy )))))

We have a big stray male roaming around our apartment complex. He's the community cat and spoiled by all of us. Wife wants to bring him in, but I highly doubt he would enjoy it lol

 

[Demonic]

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my pussy )))))

sorry, forgot to add a pic of the neighborhood beast lol. Here he had a flea collar put on by God knows who. He came back a week later without it lol

 

[Jana5alost]

View attachment 88291sorry, forgot to add a pic of the neighborhood beast lol. Here he had a flea collar put on by God knows who. He came back a week later without it lol

chonky boyyyyy

 

[Demonic]

chonky boyyyyy

He definitely doesn't miss a meal wherever he goes!

 

[Quence]

He definitely doesn't miss a meal wherever he goes!

And neither do you!

 

[Demonic]

And neither do you!

What a brilliant and correct observation, quence! Those days of going to bed hungry from my childhood years are long gone. Now, being married adults, my wife and I ensure that our children don't go to bed hungry like we did when we were growing up. Very astute of you, my good sir. You just might be the smartest man I know.

 

[Quence]

Very astute of you, my good sir. You just might be the smartest man I know.

WTF??!!

 

[Yuna is My Waifu]

Such a good sooky boy.

 

[Quence]

Cute kitty but who do those super hairy sasquatch legs belong to?

 

[Yuna is My Waifu]

Cute kitty but who do those super hairy sasquatch legs belong to?

Who do you think Fuckwit?

 

[Sigilstone17]

The face that says "I'm gonna destroy another power cord if you don't give me treats, motherfucker"

 

[Quence]

Who do you think F**kwit?

Yuna my friend, there’s no need to engage in rudeness or name-calling.

Have you ever thought of shaving those very hirsute yet shockingly skinny chicken legs?

 

[Quence]

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Or it’s a face that says “For the love of God, please find a girlfriend and stop abusing me!”

 

[Yuna is My Waifu]

Yuna my friend, there’s no need to engage in rudeness or name-calling.

Have you ever thought of shaving those very hirsute yet shockingly skinny chicken legs?

Shaving is for girls.

 

[Quence]

Shaving is for girls.

That is an excellent point. Although for women who have naturally flaxen hair ( ) we tend to not have much body hair and we don’t have to shave our legs as much as darker-haired girls.

 

[Yuna is My Waifu]

That is an excellent point. Although for women who have naturally flaxen hair ( ) we tend to not have much body hair and we don’t have to shave our legs as much as darker-haired girls.

Yes Baboons are quiet hairy.

 

[Quence]

Yes Baboons are quiet hairy.

Bingo Bango!

 

[Demonic]

I have these beggars camped out on my kitchen table. Going to get a 50 gallon tank soon to accommodate growth of the black moors. The big one goes to the top of the tank when we walk by or out of the room and smacks his lips hard enough for us to hear over the TV in the next room.

 

[Quence]

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I have these beggars camped out on my kitchen table. Going to get a 50 gallon tank soon to accommodate growth of the black moors. The big one goes to the top of the tank when we walk by or out of the room and smacks his lips hard enough for us to hear over the TV in the next room.

It really is a tiny tank for that many fish of that size.

Is “Cruelty” your middle name?

 

[Demonic]

It really is a tiny tank for that many fish of that size.

Is “Cruelty” your middle name?

That's called growth, quence. You know, that thing that happens to babies when they're well taken care of and healthy? It's a 37 gallon tank and they're due for an upgrade. Quence, my good sir, you have a penchant for giving me a headache. Lol

 

[Quence]

That's called growth, quence. You know, that thing that happens to babies when they're well taken care of and healthy? It's a 37 gallon tank and they're due for an upgrade. Quence, my good sir, you have a penchant for giving me a headache. Lol

Hmm, perhaps you should seek some “growth” in your ability to empathize and care for living creatures.

I weep for those poor fish! 😢

 

[Demonic]

Hmm, perhaps you should seek some “growth” in your ability to empathize and care for living creatures.

I weep for those poor fish! 😢

My dearest quence, the fish are fine. You are such a a caring and loving gentleman. You'll make a fine husband one day.

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

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I have these beggars camped out on my kitchen table. Going to get a 50 gallon tank soon to accommodate growth of the black moors. The big one goes to the top of the tank when we walk by or out of the room and smacks his lips hard enough for us to hear over the TV in the next room.

Nice fish. Reminds me of the local library I would go to as a kid where they had an aquarium with fish just like that. Also that spongebob looks like it was being chewed up in there.

 

[Demonic]

Nice fish. Reminds me of the local library I would go to as a kid where they had an aquarium with fish just like that. Also that spongebob looks like it was being chewed up in there.

I'm not a fan of those decorations. My wife got them for our kids since they like SpongeBob. The things grow a black algae on them that doesn't come off unless you scrub them with a scouring pad. Going to toss those soon to get better, natural decor for the tank.

 

[Quence]

My dearest quence, the fish are fine. You are such a a caring and loving gentleman. You'll make a fine husband one day.

I don’t think I appreciate the tone and direction of some of your replies. Do better!