Baka's garden

[j15m]

That's a cockroach. American.

https://www.schendelpest.com/blog/post/what-you-need-to-know-about-american-cockroaches

Water bug nigga.. Germans have the best cockroaches

 

[SK2.0]

Water bug nigga.. Germans have the best cockroaches

They prefer the term migrants.

 

[A Fucking Box]

I hate cockroaches so much goddamn

Actually I hate most bugs. Except spiders are bros, bees are lads and make sweets for you, and worms mind their own business just eating shit and chilling in the dirt. I'd say ants too, but they get on my beach towel on the beach at night and seem to want to get in my asscrack so fuck them to death.

 

[.wil]

get in my asscrack so fuck them to death.

you def have roaches in yr greek ass pal

 

[Aroukar]

I hate cockroaches so much goddamn

Actually I hate most bugs. Except spiders are bros, bees are lads and make sweets for you, and worms mind their own business just eating shit and chilling in the dirt. I'd say ants too, but they get on my beach towel on the beach at night and seem to want to get in my asscrack so fuck them to death.

Here's an amusing anecdote:
In my first apartment I had a vent in the ceiling in my bedroom. Now with some regularity, cockroaches would fall out of it and into my hair. Heh heh. I had the complex look into it but of course they never did anything. 5 years I lived there, and at least once a week a suicidal cockroach would land on me. I'd reach up, grab it and crunch it in my hand. So satisfying.

 

[A Fucking Box]

Here's an amusing anecdote:
In my first apartment I had a vent in the ceiling in my bedroom. Now with some regularity, cockroaches would fall out of it and into my hair. Heh heh. I had the complex look into it but of course they never did anything. 5 years I lived there, and at least once a week a suicidal cockroach would land on me. I'd reach up, grab it and crunch it in my hand. So satisfying.

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[chuj]

cockroaches are like negroes, people around the world are always talking how disgusting and annoying they are but i never saw one IRL

 

[A Fucking Box]

cockroaches are like negroes, people around the world are always talking how disgusting and annoying they are but i never saw one IRL

No roaches in pooland? You lucky fucking cuntwag

 

[chuj]

No roaches in pooland? You lucky fucking cuntwag

they probably live in big cities but never encountered one in my region, same with rats
once had pharaoh ants in my house tho. those cunts will eat everything lying around and it's hard to get rid of them, had to use few kilos of borax. also had few mice in the past but nothing a good old mouse trap an a piece of bacon cannot fix. they can't get in anymore because we have concrete floors now

 

[chuj]

NOT THE BEEES NOT THE BEEES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Maysam]

 

[j15m]

Here's an amusing anecdote:
In my first apartment I had a vent in the ceiling in my bedroom. Now with some regularity, cockroaches would fall out of it and into my hair. Heh heh. I had the complex look into it but of course they never did anything. 5 years I lived there, and at least once a week a suicidal cockroach would land on me. I'd reach up, grab it and crunch it in my hand. So satisfying.

I would lose my shit.. but I appreciate your satisfaction in killing it.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

How's the garden comin Baka?

 

[Baka]

the supersteaks are getting huge! I regret not making my own cages bc they cant really be contained in these

the fruiting has begun!

Even the paul robeson plants I sowed directly into the soil are growing tiny fruits which I am super excited about

butternut squash i started a bit late but hey who cares

 

[A Fucking Box]

Baka how do you know when to water these guys

 

[Baka]

Baka how do you know when to water these guys

i water them a little every day

 

[A Fucking Box]

i water them a little every day

cuz plants can apperantly die from too much water, but maybe thats for potted plants because they can't drain

 

[chuj]

the supersteaks are getting huge! I regret not making my own cages bc they cant really be contained in these

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the fruiting has begun!

Even the paul robeson plants I sowed directly into the soil are growing tiny fruits which I am super excited about

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butternut squash i started a bit late but hey who cares

you should really get yourself a proper shovel if you plan to do more garden work

 

[Baka]

you should really get yourself a proper shovel if you plan to do more garden work

What do you mean? The shovel is in the first picture between the tomato plants

 

[chuj]

What do you mean? The shovel is in the first picture between the tomato plants

that's what i'm talking about, it looks rusty af. you can get a spade from fiskars for like $30 and it'll make your life much easier. just a protip, used to dig holes for a living and this thing just looks uncomfortable to use

 

[Baka]

that's what i'm talking about, it looks rusty af. you can get a spade from fiskars for like $30 and it'll make your life much easier. just a protip, used to dig holes for a living and this thing just looks uncomfortable to use

Its been beat p good. I'll look into it thanks

 

[fakeZaiger]

I hope animals shit in your garden. LULZ

 

[singing pills]

This is serious (serious). We could make you delirious (delirious). You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us). Too much of us is dangerous (no no no no). Doctors tell the pharmacies (pharmacies) Types of pills that you will need (you will need). And they know the harm that we can be (we can be) If we're not taken carefully (no no no no). We're not candy (believe us!) Even though we look so fine and dandy. When you're sick we come in handy, but We're not candy... ohhh, no.

 

[Baka]

tons of supersteak tomatoes

paul robeson tomatoes i grew from seed myself

 

[SK2.0]

You´ll have to start nipping the buds of tomato plants at some point, or the others will not ripen properly.
Not sure when tho, because I don´t now how long your growing season is in PA.

 

[Baka]

You´ll have to start nipping the buds of tomato plants at some point, or the others will not ripen properly.
Not sure when tho, because I don´t now how long your growing season is in PA.

I'll start doing that. The growing season here lasts until around early October.
I haven't done much pruning

 

[Baka]

butternut squash

I planted these a little late so I don't know if I'll get anything

green beans got a bit ate up by japanese beetles

another view of the paul robeson tomatoes from seeds I planted directly outside

 

[Baka]

RIP

 

[Kleetus]

good job

 

[SK2.0]

Protip: Tomato plants need lots of suspension to keep them from keeling over when they mature.

Thought I'd mention that.