Brag About Getting Drunk/High

[Quence]

Oh gawd, more druggy conversations from the druggies.

 

[FBIAgent]

Ok so my hot friend came over today and we bought 2 bottles of Natural Light Selter one for each of us and I actually got drunk for the first time.


And I don't wanna be sober anymore.

 

[Scumhook]

And I don't wanna be sober anymore.

Let me hold u

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

Ok so my hot friend came over today and we bought 2 bottles of Natural Light Selter one for each of us and I actually got drunk for the first time.
And I don't wanna be sober anymore.

OK, drink one of these, and get back to me about how much you love being drunk, if you can.

(also, be careful, this is probably how you were concieved to begin with)

 

[GloriousReader]

Ok so my hot friend came over today and we bought 2 bottles of Natural Light Selter one for each of us and I actually got drunk for the first time.


And I don't wanna be sober anymore.

did you get laid

 

[FBIAgent]

did you get laid

No

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

No

You had ONE JOB...

 

[Scumhook]

No

wow, booze and a hot friend, and you end up firmly in the friendzone...

it's OK, EDFv6.3 is here to help you in this dark time.

remember, this is a safe space for sharing

now, what were you wearing...?

 

[SK2.0]

Alcohol is the devil, son.

 

[FBIAgent]

Alcohol is the devil, son.

But it makes me feel so good. It makes me love life.

 

[lurk]

But it makes me feel so good. It makes me love life.

you got a choice then, drink in moderation like a pussy patrician or....



... go balls to the wall mountain man's moonshine. i hear they make some of the best out in virginia.

 

[SK2.0]

Actually I was only half joking. Being an alcoholic is unironically worse than being a junkie and you know how much being a junkie sucks.

Dead serious.

 

[lazarus+]

But it makes me feel so good. It makes me love life.

fingers crossed for you

 

[Maysam]

lost cause lol

 

[chuj]

And I don't wanna be sober anymore.

savour it, it's never good as the first few times

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

savour it, it's never good as the first few times

Stop trying to get him to do crack, Bro

 

[Quence]

I don't drink alcohol.

 

[dropdatwat]

lol drinking is so dank

 

[FBIAgent]

lol drinking is so dank

Shut up you only drink Pepsi Beer

 

[dropdatwat]

Shut up I only drink Pepsi Beer