Food thread.

[lurk]

also if i eat kfc will it make me buff?

If by buff you mean obese then yeah

 

[Phelan]

Bought 2 chicken caesar salad sammiches from Pizza Nova. Nearly got a third one there. Delicious.

 

[Quence]

Bought 2 chicken caesar salad sammiches from Pizza Nova. Nearly got a third one there. Delicious.

I don’t like chicken

 

[airduster]

also if i eat kfc will it make me buff?

its got steroids in it though

 

[Phelan]

I had this cooked for me so I can't say on all the ingredients but it was pretty fucking awesome. Pork chops(browned to perfection in a frying pan I think)spinach, and carrots. The belly is very happy.

 

[A Fucking Box]

ahh you fancy fucks
i just get meat and throw it in my oven like a handegg

 

[Phelan]

Snacked on some cheeses(Had a bit of cheddar, swiss, and monterey jack leftover)with crackers because i am a cracker.

 

[Quence]

Snacked on some cheeses(Had a bit of cheddar, swiss, and monterey jack leftover)with crackers because i am a cracker.

(y)

Cheese is one of humanity's greatest treasures!

 

[DankMemer]

 

[Phelan]

Chicken bites with a couple different sauces one creamy mild and the other a buffalo like sauce. a bit spicy. Had them with rice.

 

[j15m]

Seizure Salad
4 whole anchovy fillets
2 tbl Dijon mustard
1 tbl balsamic or red wine vinegar (Balsamic is richer)
1 tea Worcestershire sauce
2 cloves of garlic
1/2 lemon juiced
1/2 olive oil
1/4 cup Parmesan NO DO NOT USE THAT POWDERED KRAFT SHIT
dash of salt (up to 1/8 teaspoon)
Freshly ground black pepper (faggy pepper grinder optional)



Mash anchovies or blend them
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Add mustard, vinegar, Worcestershire, garlic and lemon juice. Food process them or whisk them smooth. (or blend/process)
Add olive oil, slowly while mixing, parmesan, salt (dash is 1/8 of a teaspoon) and black pepper. (I add 30 grinds to it and it equates to about a teaspoon and a little more)
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If time, refrigerate, it congeals the oil and makes it thicker and moar bettar. If not it's perfectly good. If you want more tang add a bit more lemon, want more bite, add more pepper, want more smokey subtones add more Worcestershire, but be sparingly with it, or you'll upset the balance. I like extra tang to it so I always add a bit more lemon juice, it gives it that citric finish and doesn't taste so fishy.


Croutons:
Most of the time I don't have time to make croutons but here's a simple recipe

Croutons
1/2 loaf of French bread
1/4 Cup olive oil
2 cloves of garlic
Salt

Cut the bread into 1in cubes
Heat oil in pan over low heat
crush garlic don't chop and add to oil move garlic around the pan for 3-5 minutes then remove pan from heat and remove garlic
drizzle oil over bread cubes.
Mix, add salt place back in pan and toast until golden brown Butter could be added here jus' sayin'

( I have a better crouton recipe if you want it. It's almost like snack food.)

Take hearts of romaine lettuce, add more parm, drizzle dressing over lettuce and parm, add crutons and season to taste.

Then finish with a reverse sear steak, mashed potatoes &red wine gravy. And booze.
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Eat muy niggas
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Dank

 

[GroyperSupreme]

Dank

Hi Ji5m hope all is well in Floriduh Man Land.

 

[Phelan]

Fairly bloody steak and extra crispy fries. Yum.

 

[Quence]

Fairly bloody steak and extra crispy fries. Yum.

But what if you end up with bloody soggy fries? What then?

 

[Phelan]

But what if you end up with bloody soggy fries? What then?

Too late for that now but only adds flavor to the fries. Next time though you can lick each one up for me and I can enjoy your saliva with me fries! Thanks!!

 

[Harpoons]

Minced beef hash

1 750g bag of hash browns
1 500g pack of 20% mince
1 tin of chopped tomatoes
Worcester sauce
Dunns River all purpose seasoning (this is the shit)

Fry the mince and hash browns in separate pans, mash up the hash browns, add tomatoes and seasoning to the mince, mix and serve. Takes 5 minutes and it's delicious and filling for when you can't be fucked to spend much time in the kitchen

 

[Quence]

Too late for that now but only adds flavor to the fries. Next time though you can lick each one up for me and I can enjoy your saliva with me fries! Thanks!!

 

[Quence]

Minced beef hash

1 750g bag of hash browns
1 500g pack of 20% mince
1 tin of chopped tomatoes
Worcester sauce
Dunns River all purpose seasoning (this is the shit)

Fry the mince and hash browns in separate pans, mash up the hash browns, add tomatoes and seasoning to the mince, mix and serve. Takes 5 minutes and it's delicious and filling for when you can't be fucked to spend much time in the kitchen

No onions?

 

[Harpoons]

No onions?

The onions are in the hash browns

 

[Quence]

The onions are in the hash browns

Ahh, now I have seen the truth and the truth is oniony.

 

[Phelan]

A caesar salad.

 

[Quence]

A caesar salad.

Did you veni, vidi, vici that salad?

 

[Phelan]

several tacos

 

[Quence]

several tacos

What flavour were they?

 

[Phelan]

What flavour were they?

maple and spicy.

 

[Quence]

maple and spicy.

Oh...

 

[Phelan]

Oh...

so this is your type of girl to jizz off too? not bad i guess...

 

[Quence]

so this is your type of girl to jizz off too? not bad i guess...

Well actually I’m not a lesbian

 

[Phelan]

Well actually I’m not a lesbian

but But BUT...you gotta dick right?

 

[A Fucking Box]

Both of you, please! shut the fuck up