How do get a gf

[Chimplord1997]

Im going to a college bar with a friend this weekend how do I get a gf there? I am a sewer goblin

 

[salvie]

lock yourself inside, destroy every electronic device and sleep entirely until your friends have forgotten you. us ediots don't have the capacity to get a girlfriend (nor a boyfriend for the nice dark humoristic girls that surround us) cause we are really a lost cause (thats so cash)

 

[Chimplord1997]

lock yourself inside, destroy every electronic device and sleep entirely until your friends have forgotten you. us ediots don't have the capacity to get a girlfriend (nor a boyfriend for the nice dark humoristic girls that surround us) cause we are really a lost cause (thats so cash)

How is that gonna get me a gf

 

[Sigilstone17]

I hope this is simple enough to understand:

 

[salvie]

How is that gonna get me a gf

Well man... I'm sorry but you can't cause we are lost causes

 

[salvie]

I hope this is simple enough to understand: View attachment 41201

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Im going to a college bar with a friend this weekend how do I get a gf there? I am a sewer goblin

Try Craigslist

 

[lulziez]

here's the step-by-step:

>offer to buy her drink
>proceed to put a roofie in said drink
>offer to take her home (she will be unable to drive)
>actually take her back to your home
>have sex with her barely conscious body
>knock her out when you finish
>put her unconscious body on the side of the road (everyone will assume it is just a drunk homeless woman)
>leave a heartfelt note, something along the lines of "your pussy was magical, here's my number"

(make sure to not leave your actual phone number, as she might make a police report because women are unpredictable and call anything "rape" nowadays. Instead, leave a VoIP of some sort where she can contact you, just in case she is interested in a second date.)
If she isn't interested, at least you got laid!

Hope this helps!!

 

[salvie]

here's the step-by-step:

>offer to buy her drink
>proceed to put a roofie in said drink
>offer to take her home (she will be unable to drive)
>actually take her back to your home
>have sex with her barely conscious body
>knock her out when you finish
>put her unconscious body on the side of the road (everyone will assume it is just a drunk homeless woman)
>leave a heartfelt note, something along the lines of "your pussy was magical, here's my number"

(make sure to not leave your actual phone number, as she might make a police report because women are unpredictable and call anything "rape" nowadays. Instead, leave a VoIP of some sort where she can contact you, just in case she is interested in a second date.)
If she isn't interested, at least you got laid!

Hope this helps!!

How to

 

[.wil]

us ediots

we are lost causes

fuck off faggot

 

[chuj]

GFs are for the weak, true mofos have taken the monkpill and don't let w*men into their vision (they run away after sensing the chad monk energy)

 

[benos]

Talk to them, like the sweating nerd you are, while stuttering sentences, as they look in disgust as they call the police. If you can run from the police for 3 days, you get one for sure.

 

[salvie]

fuck off faggot

The truth makes people mad friend

 

[salvie]

GFs are for the weak, true mofos have taken the monkpill and don't let w*men into their vision (they run away after sensing the chad monk energy)

W

 

[benos]

No need, you https://lotus.paheal.net/_images/4daaa09c9d84165c1b9d2e91f16ed2d7/726110 - Family_Guy Glenn_Quagmire Meg_Griffin Nearphotison Raylude.png

just need to announced it.

 

[MarioMario456]