Poll: Is Neon Genesis Evangelion good or bad?


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BiteySnek

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You know... for someone who purports to hate this shit... um... maybe you should pretend less... or be less obvious.

I mean, you have on-demand porn of this shit! D:

Let's see, can I find some diaper porn of this crap? Let's run a search...

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SHUT UP ABOUT MY PORN IT'S VERY PERSONAL TO ME! D:

I'm not sure humans can masturbate to my porn.
 

A Fucking Box

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Also adding a bunch of Christian symbolism like random crosses or naming the villains of the week after biblical angels doesn't make it "deep" or intelligent. Fullmetal Alchemist had villains based on the seven deadly sins and those were infinitely more deep than a goddamn blue diamond trying to screw an underground facility to bring about the orange juice apocalypse.
Its a reference to gnosticism and the kabbalah magick retard
The characters are trying to run away from reality into their dreams ("I mustn't run away", Human Instrumentality Project, EVA pods are mothers wombs - unbirthing)
When people are tang'd they are confronted by their objects of affection, their dreams - Instrumentality is a magic/kabbalistic/chthonic anti-reality project, when people are tang'd they reject reality and retreat to their mother's womb (inside giant Rei) where pain doesnt exist because distinction between humans doesnt exist.
Shinji rejected instrumentality, a creation of the demiurge - an evil illusion, and faced the real world - Achieved gnosis, thereby killing demiurge/giant Rei
 
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Its a reference to gnosticism and the kabbalah magick retard
The characters are trying to run away from reality into their dreams ("I mustn't run away", Human Instrumentality Project, EVA pods are mothers wombs - unbirthing)
When people are tang'd they are confronted by their objects of affection, their dreams - Instrumentality is a magic/kabbalistic/chthonic anti-reality project, when people are tang'd they reject reality and retreat to their mother's womb (inside giant Rei) where pain doesnt exist because distinction between humans doesnt exist.
Shinji rejected instrumentality, a creation of the demiurge - an evil illusion, and faced the real world - Achieved gnosis, thereby killing demiurge/giant Rei
WHO FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES?

None of that makes the story good. None of that fixes the pacing. And somehow I doubt that that was even Anno's intended interpretation - it's more likely that he was just completely out of his mind on anti-depressants and pain killers at the time.

Now explain why there's a fucking penguin and why one of the angels had to be defeated with dance lessons.
 

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WHO FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES?

None of that makes the story good. None of that fixes the pacing. And somehow I doubt that that was even Anno's intended interpretation - it's more likely that he was just completely out of his mind on anti-depressants and pain killers at the time.

Now explain why there's a fucking penguin and why one of the angels had to be defeated with dance lessons.
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dance lessons = synchronicity = forced to get along together, simple teamwork arc
also it needed to be choreographed and planned because there was a battery time limit

penguins = cool = need to include in our anime
 

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WHO FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES?

None of that makes the story good. None of that fixes the pacing. And somehow I doubt that that was even Anno's intended interpretation - it's more likely that he was just completely out of his mind on anti-depressants and pain killers at the time.

Now explain why there's a fucking penguin and why one of the angels had to be defeated with dance lessons.
Do you want me to fix it?

I mean, instead of bitching about shit, why not fix it?

It's not hard...

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You can redo shit you know.
 

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Alright, let's take a crack at it!

Let's uh... let's plug this into my emotional cortex...

Let's try a little "wedding cake" flavor at 91.2% THC.

*tokes beyond the veil of reality*

3... 2... 1... *thinky blinky*

Okay, so it starts off with an alien "compound" that turns out to be living mimicry. So anything that it touches, it informationally absorbs by instantly reading the molecular structure of anything within range of it.

So basically the more shit that comes near it, the more it can "study" and in turn chameleon, but this is normally done with inanimate life... but as life evolves... so does it, as it mimics anything in range.

Eventually, even intelligence is mimicked.

And more so, even data.

Self-evolving mimic matter or SEMM lifeforms.

SEMMs replicate... but they can only maintain for so long before their mimicry starts to break down and they return back into exo-matter.

They are NOT from our reality field.

They are laid, like EGGS into our reality and they are designed to hatch, mimic/evolve, take over, mentally eat like a Borg and then they use the collectively mimicked intelligence to break out of our reality field so they can be "born" or "hatched" into their next stage of reality evolution.

See, even with human, you don't technically "die", normally you just "reality evolve" into a new reality field, one beyond this one.

But these creatures... they can actually kill humans! They can END humans! When they "take over" it's for keeps!

They try to invade earth... we fight back... we give it a good fight, good enough that their normal evolution is interrupted and their attempt to "feed" off everyone's mind fucks up and they only decimate like... 80% of the population. Not enough to break free from this reality.

There's a deadline... if the creature feature can't absorb at least 10% more humans it'll wind up "stuck here" and it will devolve... and eventually it'll just act a "bio-growth inhibitor" to prevent anything beyond a Type 0.

So that's what humanity is facing... extinction, Type 0... or else they force themselves to evolve past antithetical evolution.

So they utilize transhumanism and later metahumanism in order to try and push technology to a point of stopping the enemy.

The enemy of course evolved to a level where it could absorb historical understandings of human fear... including material from the Bible.

It turned itself into the actual anti-Christ to kill humanity with artificially induced armageddon.

It's so antithetical to human understanding that it can't be reasoned with, meaning, it expresses understanding that it could lead to the arrival of our perception of "God"... but it simply doesn't care because the "God" we describe is so far beneath it's higher dimensional comprehension of reality.

In short... human expectations of "God" are about as remarkable as an ant wishing for a sugar cube.

There's a group that has a radical idea though! They think every human mind is still "intact" inside the creature feature and they want to try and use "infective evolution" to reprogram the monster to split itself apart into individual humans, allowing them to live on, but stuck in artificial bodies that trap them in our reality field.

The upside is they get super powers!

So this rogue little hot shot group of startups manages to pull off the impossible when they kill a "small" "angel" with their tech, which turns the "angel" back into a human... but with a prosthetic body.

It's a young teen... Shinji Ikari... he's badly damaged emotionally from the trauma of having his mind forcibly ripped out of his physical body.

It will take time for him to "reconnect" with humanity.

But there's a bonus! Shinji can now transform into the angel form and save others!

They save a few other teens from an old high school that were turned into "angels" designed to hunt humans to steal their minds and duplicate.

The creature feature eventually realizes that it's losing parts of itself and starts sending bigger and more complex "angels" to try and kill them as they Mad Max their way across the globe trying to outrun the insanity chasing after them.

Later it turns out that Shinji's dad is still alive and is leading an effort not to SAVE the humans... but to kill the creature feature AND everything in it!

His dad is using captured angels that they basically left "as is" but then forced electronically to "obey as programmed" and in turn figures out how to combine them into "Eva Units" with human pilots. Essentially... it's slavery with extra steps.

The faction of humans largely in control at this point want to kill the alien and harvest its effective body for human control/power.

And so then they face off against two IMPOSSIBLE ENEMIES trying to kill them off! How ~will~ they survive?!

:D

Tada!

*yawn*

Your shits so boring it practically rewrites itself.
 

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Everybody ran away. D:

This is what happens when you rewrite NGE... all the haters just go *poof*
 

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I used to think Eva was pretty cool as a kid but now I realise how pointless and depressing it is, like it shouldn't take twenty-six episodes and two movies to get the point across that pain is apart of life but you need to keep moving. I still went out and bought the Blu-Ray box set anyway for old time's sake.
 

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I used to think Eva was pretty cool as a kid but now I realise how pointless and depressing it is, like it shouldn't take twenty-six episodes and two movies to get the point across that pain is apart of life but you need to keep moving. I still went out and bought the Blu-Ray box set anyway for old time's sake.
lol anno trolled all evafags and the last movie that came out last year is actually about how life is worth living and if you're brave enough you will get what you want
 
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