new "shit i made" thread

[minty]

so i had one of these on the old forum and since i still make shit i figure i'll toss one up here too, i guess... i don't have access to my old fb and no desire to log in to that shit but here's a baron samedi i made n posted on there at some point in time i think?

i'll throw more stuff up on here in a bit

 

[minty]

here's a small group photo of varying quality. a slenderman bunny, a regular bunny, mushroom, jack from animal crossing, sam from trick r treat, some pumpkins, zombie bunny...

 

[SK2.0]

Those are neat.

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

so i had one of these on the old forum and since i still make shit i figure i'll toss one up here too, i guess... i don't have access to my old fb and no desire to log in to that shit but here's a baron samedi i made n posted on there at some point in time i think?
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i'll throw more stuff up on here in a bit

Looks like something from Halloween Town

 

[minty]

i found it! @j15m

these are some earlier ones i made. a babadook pillow and a kanamit. out of fleece. the babadook face was the most labor intensive part with the embroidery.
tried to get these with my sewing assistant (dog) but instead of sitting still he just started chewing on the kanamit arm

 

[j15m]

i found it! @j15m

these are some earlier ones i made. a babadook pillow and a kanamit. out of fleece. the babadook face was the most labor intensive part with the embroidery.
tried to get these with my sewing assistant (dog) but instead of sitting still he just started chewing on the kanamit arm
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Love it but the Kanamit needs more bag eyes.. I'll send selfies for scale

 

[TerryADavis]

Hey this actually cute!

 

[Samuel]

HE FUCKED HIS OWN FUCKING MOM!!!!!

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

HE FUCKED HIS OWN FUCKING MOM!!!!!

Just give it a rest already

 

[Haha Yes]

HE FUCKED HIS OWN FUCKING MOM!!!!!

When shittin'

 

[minty]

a goblin, the owl-masked killer from the giallo film stage fright, and a pumpkin person that i'm probably gonna make a mage hat, robe, n shoes for

 

[Raddy]

Damn you still got that crafty cult skillz
I assembled a telescope and got mad at some crotchet.

 

[j15m]

I feel like shit for critiquing your work, but the eye bags will forever be like this.

 

[minty]

Damn you still got that crafty cult skillz
got mad at some crotchet.

i can sew, weld, bead, write, shoop... but not yarn
why tf can i not yarn?

 

[minty]

I feel like shit for critiquing your work, but the eye bags will forever be like this.

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you look like you're mad at some kids on your lawn n you're 2 seconds from grabbin' the belt with the extra big buckle to handle it

 

[Quence]

Very nice arts & crafts.

Do you do bead work?

 

[minty]

yeh i mean i did just type that two posts before so...

 

[Raddy]

i can sew, weld, bead, write, shoop... but not yarn
why tf can i not yarn?

CUZ YARNING IS HARD

I bought some "easy 123" crotchet stuffed animal kit, suppose to be an elephant. Suppose to be easy enough a kid can do it.

Dude I can reset dislocated limbs, do traction, junctional tourniquets and drop IVs in drug users from across the room with laser precision.
But I cannot figure out this damn stuffed toy kit
Knitting is a lil easier I made a baby blanket for my sisters kid. Fuck crotchet tho

 

[Quence]

yeh i mean i did just type that two posts before so...

And so you did, Kemosabe

 

[Quence]

CUZ YARNING IS HARD

I bought some "easy 123" crotchet stuffed animal kit, suppose to be an elephant. Suppose to be easy enough a kid can do it.

Dude I can reset dislocated limbs, do traction, junctional tourniquets and drop IVs in drug users from across the room with laser precision.
But I cannot figure out this damn stuffed toy kit
Knitting is a lil easier I made a baby blanket for my sisters kid. Fuck crotchet tho

Don't forget photography as something else you have difficulty with. You can't seem to take an in-focus pic even if your life depends on it.

 

[minty]

beadwork... i've been making pairs of earrings like this since i was 7.

 

[Quence]

Nice. Who wears those earrings?

 

[BiteySnek]

I made a poem! It's called, "Scot Freedom"

cultural apathy
social decay
exceptions instead of expectations
diversity instead of adversity
seeing racism instead of reflections
fearing the future and only finding hope in hindsight
wrathful envy destroying the calm of self-expression
worrying about climate change instead of social change
giving power to evil and calling it truth
this standard of lying and ruination
this is our systemic corruption
it runs as deep as the earth is wide
stabbing into the heart of our humanity
poisoning us with synergistic sin
evil is elusive and cunning, but now evil is bold and overbearing
like a weight, ever increasing, continually pushing down upon us
how much more can we take, when will we break
only one future certainty remains
pardons abound for despot killers all around

 

[minty]

Nice. Who wears those earrings?

not me. i prefer studs, but i like making them. alternating colors n such

 

[FukkenUsername]

not me. i prefer studs, but i like making them. alternating colors n such

I feel like this is bait to get @Lovecraft to claim he's a stud so you can bitch slap him some more.

 

[minty]

I feel like this is bait to get @Lovecraft to claim he's a stud so you can bitch slap him some more.

your feelings are stupid and facts don't care about them

 

[Quence]

not me. i prefer studs, but i like making them. alternating colors n such

They’re pretty and have a Native American vibe

 

[Quence]

I made a poem! It's called, "Scot Freedom"

cultural apathy
social decay
exceptions instead of expectations
diversity instead of adversity
seeing racism instead of reflections
fearing the future and only finding hope in hindsight
wrathful envy destroying the calm of self-expression
worrying about climate change instead of social change
giving power to evil and calling it truth
this standard of lying and ruination
this is our systemic corruption
it runs as deep as the earth is wide
stabbing into the heart of our humanity
poisoning us with synergistic sin
evil is elusive and cunning, but now evil is bold and overbearing
like a weight, ever increasing, continually pushing down upon us
how much more can we take, when will we break
only one future certainty remains
pardons abound for despot killers all around

Bitey, do you ever create Haikus?

 

[minty]

this thread is abt shit i made ask oni questions on his profile

 

[Quence]

this thread is abt sh*t i made ask oni questions on his profile

You’re not the boss of me!