[RULE 34 LEAGUE] 2021 Winter Special Olympics (HELL EDITION)

[A Fucking Box]

WELCOME TO
****RULE 34 LEAGUE****
WINTER SPECIAL OLYMPICS
>>>HELL EDITION<<<
2021
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Lol wtf is this?

When a match is called, two competitors are selected and presented with a theme. They must create a Rule 34 pornographic image which conforms to the theme given within the timeframe (3 days).
The judges will then score the images of the competitors. The one with the highest score will advance, the other will lose and be raped by Scumhook.


Rulez
>One image per contestant each match.
>Each match will take at most 3 days (72 hours).
>Each image must be ORIGINAL CONTENT. That is, must either be completely from scratch or content that is copied and pasted but is modified enough to be considered OC.
>If an image is not original OR does not conform to the theme given, the judges have the right to nullify the contestant's score.


Judges

@Illuminati 2.0 - The town mormon, as well as the city retard
@A Fucking Box - Hell-enic Wizzard
@TinFoilHatGuy - Alleged quence sock, actually just a boomer
@.wil - Cancer doctor, as well as cancer patient
@Maysam - German construction worker, definitely not a Nazi


Contestants

@rodion @LisaFrankSoapySpine @Hazomo Ryujin @weedville @edge_beta @GloriousReader
@Quence @chuj @weeuzs christ @Barrabas @SK2.0 @Branman65 @Crassmeister @Scumhook

>>>NOTE<<<
This tournament layout is not necessarily final. You may still join the game and participate as long as you join before each participant has completed a match.


tl;dr

1) Wait till you're tagged.
2) Post some fucked up shit.
3) ???
4) Profit

PREPARE YOUR ANUS
HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1111111

 

[A Fucking Box]

ROUND 1 MATCHUP





@Barrabas @Barrabas @Barrabas @Barrabas @Barrabas @Barrabas @Barrabas @Barrabas @Barrabas

VERSUS

@edge_beta @edge_beta @edge_beta @edge_beta @edge_beta @edge_beta @edge_beta @edge_beta

YOUR THEME: CORONAVIRUS


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Deadline: in 72 hours from now

 

[edge_beta]

geee thx dad

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

Alright now shit is going down


@Barrabas @edge_beta you know what to do.


RULE 34 2021 CONTEST HAS BEGUN!




@A Fucking Box get @umkemesik to sticky and promote this thread.

 

[Lovecraft]

Alright now shit is going down


@Barrabas @edge_beta you know what to do.


RULE 34 2021 CONTEST HAS BEGUN!




@A Fucking Box get @umkemesik to sticky and promote this thread.

If you want to make this thread (or anything else for that matter) sticky, @dropdatwat and/or @kurisu are your best bets

 

[A Fucking Box]

Here's the old R34 olympix, for posterity

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[Barrabas]

There's no agenda, shut the fuck up conspiracy theorist.

 

[A Fucking Box]

The type of porn where it makes you want to bomb US government buildings on 2021-11-23 is the best kind of porn

Will wait for @edge_beta before scoring

 

[Barrabas]

Sorry, it was missing Ahegao and double-mask. You can merge this shit if you want. And now I realize it's missing jabs hanging out of it. God damnit. Brb again. Plz no multi liek post I feel bad. @edge_beta can shut me down if he finishes before I stop adding bells and whistles.

 

[A Fucking Box]

Much better

 

[A Fucking Box]

Btw if 4 judges post instead of 5, we'll go with that
But if only 3 or less judges post we'll grab randos to become temporary judges

 

[Barrabas]

Ok, I feel solid on this one.

 

[A Fucking Box]

View attachment 19037

Ok, I feel solid on this one.

Alright I'll add it to your first post so the judges dont get confused

 

[Barrabas]

Alright I'll add it to your first post so the judges dont get confused

Perfect. Based and Jannie pilled.

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

View attachment 19037

Ok, I feel solid on this one.

Lmfao great work. The classic porn set with a shoop of major people involved in the Israeli Virus like Dr. Fauci, Bill Gates, and chairman Xi. This shoop represents how fucked the world was when these retards caused the spread of the virus and did little to excuse or stop it. Like how the dicks represent the World Economic Forum and the Wuhan Lab as well as Big Pharma looking to cash in and stick its cock in all of Earth's holes.

I give an 86/100.

@Barrabas Great job.

 

[Barrabas]

Lmfao great work. The classic porn set with a shoop of major people involved in the Israeli Virus like Dr. Fauci, Bill Gates, and chairman Xi. This shoop represents how fucked the world was when these retards caused the spread of the virus and did little to excuse or stop it. Like how the dicks represent the World Economic Forum and the Wuhan Lab as well as Big Pharma looking to cash in and stick its cock in all of Earth's holes.

I give an 86/100.

@Barrabas Great job.

Thank you, I am flattered, but you should really look up stuff when you don't know what everything means cuz I'm an 86/100 in your interpretation but yer at like 33/100 in mine.

 

[A Fucking Box]

Thank you, I am flattered, but you should really look up stuff when you don't know what everything means cuz I'm an 86/100 in your interpretation but yer at like 33/100 in mine.

Should I consider this part of your r34 entry? Because you just assraped this faggot

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

Thank you, I am flattered, but you should really look up stuff when you don't know what everything means cuz I'm an 86/100 in your interpretation but yer at like 33/100 in mine.

Alright whatever. Im not looking too much into the interpretation of the shoop and dont know who two of those dudes are but my score still stands

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

Okay, rule 34 is "if it exists, there is porn of it". That said, I would have liked to see Fauci et all as porn stars, but at a WEF conference or the recent G20 meeting getting ready to raep earth-chan, not on an existing porn set. Also, I want memes that grab a handful of your pubes and yank 'em out before you can blink, not something that may need research. I understand the references in the shoop, and have the utmost respect for Barrabases knowledge of politics and history, but as a first time judge, I am giving it 65/100, and may Gawd have mercy on Edge_Betas soul.

 

[Barrabas]

Okay, rule 34 is "if it exists, there is porn of it". That said, I would have liked to see Fauci et all as porn stars, but at a WEF conference or the recent G20 meeting getting ready to raep earth-chan, not on an existing porn set. Also, I want memes that grab a handful of your pubes and yank 'em out before you can blink, not something that may need research. I understand the references in the shoop, and have the utmost respect for Barrabases knowledge of politics and history, but as a first time judge, I am giving it 65/100, and may Gawd have mercy on Edge_Betas soul.View attachment 19038

No regrets. Would attempt to make people to see what world institutions have in store for them again.

 

[Quence]

Why so many wieners in that image, @Barrabas ?

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

Hell edition sounds good, Barrabas is off to a good start.

 

[edge_beta]

my humble entry

 

[Maysam]

@Barrabas entry:
Okay we have the classic Perri Piper surrounded by N'wahs template with some talking heads about to pound the world tho I don't recognize the middle guy. Terrible Beautiful shoopmanship; classic MS Paint usage. I give it a
5 / 10
because honestly too much text, the R34 part is not gross enough and I still want to have some margin to the top if I get to see some real good shit in this contest.

@edge_beta entry:
It's got copypasted bats, it's got gross cum, it's got the word nigger somewhere. Plus interracial anal sex entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. This entry has it all, it's kinda gross, completely retarded and that makes my brain go "teehee" so it gets a whopping
6.5 / 10
including a bonus half point for "where tf do you even find drawn pictures of interracial anal sex?"
I'd also like to read "The rise" of the wuflu to come from bats living inside white womens toxic anal cavities (cause bats sleep in caves, you know?) and spreading through interracial anal but idk if that was the artists intention.

 

[A Fucking Box]

I will mostly be rating on impact (horror + lulz) and artistry (originality + quality)

View attachment 19037

Ok, I feel solid on this one.

Impact: The implied nigger gangbang is a R34 meme classic. This is mostly lulzy in a schizoid kinda way, like those boomer memes where obama holds a 5-year old down do vaccinate it. But in general it is not too lulzy or horrifying, quite tame in its r34ness. The addentums certainly made it much better. Overall it is a bit too wordy to be truly lulzy or horrifying, these feelings are instant and gutteral, to do that with this type of political-comic style written format is difficult
4 cock pbjts outta 10

Artistry: While the format isn't very original, and it is a shitty MSpaint shoop so you can't say much about the handwork, the image certainly has a clear message, and it conveys it to the viewer quite well. And it is a message I can get behind too. After all, isn't art foremost a method of expression? And political expression as well? This piece exceeds at that. Could use a bit more antisemitism though but it is on the right track.
6 cock pbjts outta 10

Overall: 5 cock pbjts outta 10

View attachment 19040

my humble entry

Impact: Not sure about lulz, but it is certainly quite horrifying. Actually I have no idea what I am seeing. Is it implying corona was spread via toxic nigger cum? Or bat cum? What the fuck is this shit? I'm trying to write more about what I think of this, but I still can't figure it out. I guess that's some sort of impact it had on me. It has fauci say "nigger wear a mask" so theres that.
Actually now that I think about it, it appears that this is a comparison of GRIDS with COVID. I think. Anal nigger sex and toxic cum and all that. Still all over the place though. You get an extra point for that
3 fat pbjts outta 10

Artistry: I truly feel that through this image we gaze into a really sick, depraved mind, the one of the creator. I would say that the niggersex or analcum parts don't even need to exist, a useless part of the image, but I don't see how the rest of the image fits either. Like is Xi supposed to be the blonde being niggerfucked, or did you put Xi over half of her head for no reason? Is fauci supposed to be the lady with the goatse cum hole, or is it supposed to be a different part of the picture? Are these bats flying out or into the anus, or just hovering about? I think fauci is telling that specific nigger to wear a mask, since he isn't, which kinda pulls the piece nicely together. The more I look at this the more I see and the less I understand. Truly the workings of a mind fucked by years of alcohol abuse and being irish.
Actually this is creeping up on me. Starting to like this. What is more original than being completely insane?
5 fat pbjts outta 10

Overall: 4 fat pbjts outta 10

 

[edge_beta]

I will mostly be rating on impact (horror + lulz) and artistry (originality + quality)

Impact: Not sure about lulz, but it is certainly quite horrifying. Actually I have no idea what I am seeing. Is it implying corona was spread via toxic nigger cum? Or bat cum? What the fuck is this shit? I'm trying to write more about what I think of this, but I still can't figure it out. I guess that's some sort of impact it had on me. It has fauci say "nigger wear a mask" so theres that.
Actually now that I think about it, it appears that this is a comparison of GRIDS with COVID. I think. Anal nigger sex and toxic cum and all that. Still all over the place though. You get an extra point for that
3 fat pbjts outta 10

Artistry: I truly feel that through this image we gaze into a really sick, depraved mind, the one of the creator. I would say that the niggersex or analcum parts don't even need to exist, a useless part of the image, but I don't see how the rest of the image fits either. Like is Xi supposed to be the blonde being niggerfucked, or did you put Xi over half of her head for no reason? Is fauci supposed to be the lady with the goatse cum hole, or is it supposed to be a different part of the picture? Are these bats flying out or into the anus, or just hovering about? I think fauci is telling that specific nigger to wear a mask, since he isn't, which kinda pulls the piece nicely together. The more I look at this the more I see and the less I understand. Truly the workings of a mind fucked by years of alcohol abuse and being irish.
Actually this is creeping up on me. Starting to like this. What is more original than being completely insane?
5 fat pbjts outta 10

Overall: 4 fat pbjts outta 10

yes.

 

[A Fucking Box]

@Illuminati 2.0 @TinFoilHatGuy @.wil r8 fgts

 

[TinFoilHatGuy]

OK white guy! I like that both Fauci and Xi are (shoddily) represented as bitches who are either being fucked or recently fucked in the ass(one of my fantasies for the good of mankind) and the nostalgiousity of the "O.G. Virus and TehBatz"... as Maysam said it elicits a bit of shock w/generous helping of stupidity. Imma go long and say 70/100




Oh yeah btw... BioHazard RAWKZ!!1

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

View attachment 19040

my humble entry

-lulzy
-disgusting
-bats coming out of a

77/100

 

[Illuminati 2.0]

As soon as @.wil gets back and judges these entries we can get on with the next 2 contestants