I can make it darker...
Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Okey dokey, let's get some work done. I haven't been able to finish part 2 of that other post... er, well, about half of it is finished, but... it needs a lot of work and I gotta pace myself a little so I don't screw it up. It's a lot easier to do something than to...
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...wait, what were we talking about?
Oh, we're having sex? But you're a dude, dude! I can't have sex with a dude, I'm sorry, it's just... too rigid! And pointy! I don't need another dude's thing pointing at my pointer! That's DICK RAPE! YOU'RE RAPING MY DICK!
Sleepy is a dick rapist, pass it on.
I'm making this a "thing" now.
LOL
Do you like my reality?
Or is it your reality?
Maybe it's making me... or maybe I'm making it... or maybe both at the same time... everywhere... all of us... we are nowhere and everywhere all at once.
Also I am... REALLY high right now... like a lot... I could have sex with Minty if she wrapped a diaper around her ugly face!
Nah, I joke, Minty looks fine, I'm just teasin her.
Raddy tho looks like "mean girls". After seeing her face I shall now forever perceive her as... Radish!
Because if we ever met... her bottom would very likely be painted a radish red!
With finger paints!
No, srsly, you're kind of a brat Raddy, but that's okay, brats are the best kinds of people.
Not usually the most easily understood tho.
Such is the quandary of the human condition we strive to write forward into the future... don't get too lazy, or we'll drive reality right off a cliff!
I really do need to get my shit together... but I think I'm working along towards that goal pretty good.
My writing is already the best in the world... no one could challenge my skill... not a single human alive!
Heee... and I can do it while I'm high!