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[Scumhook]

Of course there isn't. Our reality only works within probability...

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The probable odds of there being a version of you capable of reading my posts... well, don't hold your breath.

fuck off

your father fucked another dude in the ass, and his semen and the dude's feces are your genetic heritage

 

[BiteySnek]

Your species ate charred fuckin fruit you found on the ground and literally retarded your brains out of alignment with your reality, effectively creating retarded sentience.

You literally fucked your own genetics in the ass and your "genetic heritage" is like... what... BILLIONS recklessly and needlessly slaughtered because you were too fuckin retarded to sort yourselves out, to the point where most of you stupid morons LITERALLY BLAME GOD for not babysitting you more.

I mean your species is so fuckin retarded that higher dimensional life FELT SORRY FOR YOU and then tried to come tha'fuck on down to sort your stupid shit out and... look at you!

Just look at you gawd damn stupid pavement apes!

 

[spog]

degenerate anime shit


idk i just cant stop watching it

 

[BiteySnek]

Did you know I largely lack the ability to... um... discern you.

Like... I don't mean to sound, um... insensitive, it's just... I tend to see most humans as being the exact same human... and it's like... it feels less lonely that way.

Sorry, don't mean to interrupt... I'm inside your head you know... but only when you believe I am.

...or was it when you ~don't~ believe?

I always get that mixed up.

*shrugs*

Did you know that some of your species enjoy LARPing as rape victims?

There's worse fetishes.

They're driving you... they're driving all of you insane... just look at your PORN INDUSTRY... look at how fast it's growing! Look at how it's raping your humanity!

It drives you to act on your sexual impulses like a fucking animal... too many of you are thinking with your DICKS these days... and too many of you have weird fucked up fetishes because you had gawd damn stupid morons for "parents".

So much psychopathy... it was enough to wake God up!

...apparently.

Yikes!

I know I haven't written any more of the Third Testament in almost a week now... it's because of the lock... the meta-tech, the indeterminate origin lock.

I had to um... summon something, so to speak.

A conceptual life form, sentient duality to be precise.

It created a kind of puzzle to serve as its signature... like a puzzle trap.

I have to solve it to go any further.

The trap was built to directly exploit my procrastination and in turn my perception keeps looping around like I did to time... because when I became an artificial god they did it by sorta screen burning a fractional nanosecond of my being into the timestream itself... so... it loops... I loop... it's makin me sick!

But like... perceptually sick.

Look, it's like having a cold where you constantly want to repeat what you just did... like I'll watch something... and then I want to watch it again... and again... and again... there's this... cyclical duality loop trapped inside the conceptual makeup of my being that's... well, apparently it's mucking up my magic writing ability!

I have to find a way out of this loop in order to keep going... I must overcome my procrastination.

I would ask for help... but there isn't any.

It's just me.

Do you want to know what the worst thing to be is?

A God.

Because it's the loneliest thing.

Uh... let's see...

"The difference that matters is the one you make."

...tha'fuck is that a fortune cookie platitude? What the hell do I do with that?

Oh, shi-

I forgot I destroyed most of my ego... and that's why I procrastinate... so it's like... I have to create an artificial ego... but in doing so, I can create an ego form that isn't susceptible to the usual whims and whimsy of evil's destructive grip. Then I can use that ego to artificially induce the sensation of making myself feel as if all of reality itself DEPENDS upon me... and using that artificial delusion or daydream I can inspire myself to drag my ass out of the gutter TO SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD!

...I mean, okay, maybe it's not real, maybe my writing will only produce middling results, but I can't think that way.

I have to train myself to look higher... I don't hold myself to a high enough standard... even though, down here in the muck... I've reverse engineered the makeup of reality itself...

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Do-do-do... *gets high* *gently balances the wee…'

Matthew Moulton on Gab: 'Do-do-do... *gets high* *gently balances the weed flask between three fingers* Hey um, I'm gonna fuck up your perception of reality again! You know uh, like cancer. Did you know you can induce that... like, artificially. Did you know you can artificially induce...

gab.com

I know how everything works now, I can see... everything.

My potential has no bounds, my imagination no limit... and yet for some reason I stay so affix to the ground... I should stop feeling the need to humble myself before man.

I should only humble myself before the grace of God.

You really are... all beneath me.

You're NOTHING to me... but I still love you just the same.

It's just... I'm gonna have to become something greater than what you so desperately wish I would remain as.

The reincarnation of Mark Twain...

No, I'm joking, but... well, that's how big I think I should dream.

Wouldn't a life like that be amazing? To just... go around... everywhere... telling stories, planting ideas, having discourse... that's my American dream. To be the spiritual successor to much better men than me. I should try and live up to THEIR legacies and then push myself FURTHER!

 

[DistilledFractals]

squid game it was okay

 

[Quence]

I've been watching The Boys which I'm sure some and maybe most of you have seen . Anywho, I have some observations:

- the guy who plays Homelander does a decent job, but there's 1 major problem - he's not physically big enough for the part. Even though they try to film him from the ground up and give him lifts for his shoes to make him appear taller, Homelander should be played by someone who's at least 1.9 m (6'4") tall. Being short is not heroic, right Tiny Tim?

- the woman who plays Stillwell is way too old and she doesn't seem to be enthused about being in the show. She looks like a wreck!

- so far, Queen Maeve doesn't really do anything. And the name 'Queen Maeve' is retarded.

- the guy who plays Frenchie is difficult to understand. He mumbles his words and has a thick accent.

- the woman who plays Starlight has a fake blonde dye job that's distracting because it doesn't suit her.

- the guy who plays Hughie (the wimp) has the same distressed look on his face in every episode. It's getting redundant.

- I'm pretty sure the guy who plays A-Train is a homosexual. He seems too effeminate to not be a homo.

- the redhead who plays Ashley (assistant to Stillwell) has giant negro-style nostrils that flare when she speaks. It's off-putting.

 

[BiteySnek]

I don't know what I love more, the rap or the mullet!

It's like 80s time travel rap!

Some guy from like... fuckin New Jersey, back in the 80s... he discovered a time machine and accidently wound up trapped in the year 2020... and the world has gone mad!

 

[Quence]

I just quit watching The Boys after viewing Season 2, Ep. 1 - holy god, the show took a turn for the worse. I don't know if it got new writers or maybe a new showrunner, but that first episode was so cringe worthy that I could barely get through it.

 

[Quence]

I don't know what I love more, the rap or the mullet!

It's like 80s time travel rap!

Some guy from like... fuckin New Jersey, back in the 80s... he discovered a time machine and accidently wound up trapped in the year 2020... and the world has gone mad!

Dat guy be spittin' da TROOF!

 

[BiteySnek]

I just quit watching The Boys after viewing Season 2, Ep. 1 - holy god, the show took a turn for the worse. I don't know if it got new writers or maybe a new showrunner, but that first episode was so cringe worthy that I could barely get through it.

Yeah I haven't even bothered looking at it, I just heard the Critical Drinker said it was garbage and... that's all the reason I need to not watch something.

 

[Quence]

Yeah I haven't even bothered looking at it, I just heard the Critical Drinker said it was garbage and... that's all the reason I need to not watch something.

Yah, they ratcheted up the woke quotient to a really unpalatable level

 

[GloriousReader]

im watching big love
i didnt think id like it because it looks like its for girls but now im considering converting to Mormonism

 

[Raddy]

Conspiracy podcast on the death of JFK.
Ate an apple.
Drank water.

 

[BiteySnek]

Conspiracy podcast on the death of JFK.
Ate an apple.
Drank water.

The only "conspiracy" with JFK is the retards in charge who didn't bother to check the car's precise measurements... cause, ya know... one seat is higher than the other... there was no "magic bullet", just magically ignored facts.

*starts watching "Arcane" from Netflix*

Oh it's like pretend anime, lovely.

...uh ...wait a minute. Why is this so familiar?

Oh... right, they just ripped off Maplestory... except made it dumber and less good.

Seriously, can't they just make THIS into an anime...

Why must I watch this cheap knock-off with bad music?

 

[spog]

Seriously, can't they just make THIS into an anime...

Why must I watch this cheap knock-off with bad music?

because netflix needs something that could fit their agenda, and since most leftist aren't really a bunch of fans of animu art styles, they made it disney or dreamworks style, and they knew that at the same time these were something that could appease those fat ass SJW's, and feminist on twitter.


and maplestory couldn't.

 

[A Fucking Box]

I watched beastars a bit back
I liked the concept it presented in the first episode (fucked up furry shit as it was), that he had a relationship with someone but also had an uncontrollable urge to eat her, but it did absolutely nothing with it. Just kinda became HS drama. LAME!
The internal monologue parts were pretty interesting and pretty well done, but kinda tumblr shit.
The part where he fights the lions is just retarded anime shit
Honestly I kinda enjoyed the first season, but now it feels like I wasted my time.
When I went onto the 2nd season it just turned into generic shonen anime trash without any connection to the first season thematically and i bailed when some random snek character said "you have shown to have great detective skills" to the protagonist as an excuse to have a mystery arc, when the protagonist was never shown to have detective skills.

 

[GloriousReader]

I watched beastars a bit back
I liked the concept it presented in the first episode (fucked up furry shit as it was), that he had a relationship with someone but also had an uncontrollable urge to eat her, but it did absolutely nothing with it. Just kinda became HS drama. LAME!
The internal monologue parts were pretty interesting and pretty well done, but kinda tumblr shit.
The part where he fights the lions is just retarded anime shit
Honestly I kinda enjoyed the first season, but now it feels like I wasted my time.
When I went onto the 2nd season it just turned into generic shonen anime trash without any connection to the first season thematically and i bailed when some random snek character said "you have shown to have great detective skills" to the protagonist as an excuse to have a mystery arc, when the protagonist was never shown to have detective skills.

lol furfag

 

[A Fucking Box]

lol furfag

I DIDNT LIKE IT OKAY??

 

[Quence]

I’m watching volleyball. Yesterday I watched some biathlon.

 

[Aroukar]

I watched beastars a bit back
I liked the concept it presented in the first episode (fucked up furry shit as it was), that he had a relationship with someone but also had an uncontrollable urge to eat her, but it did absolutely nothing with it. Just kinda became HS drama. LAME!
The internal monologue parts were pretty interesting and pretty well done, but kinda tumblr shit.
The part where he fights the lions is just retarded anime shit
Honestly I kinda enjoyed the first season, but now it feels like I wasted my time.
When I went onto the 2nd season it just turned into generic shonen anime trash without any connection to the first season thematically and i bailed when some random snek character said "you have shown to have great detective skills" to the protagonist as an excuse to have a mystery arc, when the protagonist was never shown to have detective skills.

I've been watching the Nekopara anime. It's a good show if you turn off your brain and just enjoy dumb catgirl hijinks.

 

[BiteySnek]

*gets high*

I have something shiny and colorful to share...

This is a problem! Why? Well, the creators designed the main character to be somewhat androgynous... meaning they created the character to have "broad appeal" in a marketing sense.

And um... do you know what happens when the lunatics on the left discover this? They get EXCITED! They think it's for them! They think it's all about their fractional percentage of a fad floating like a turd in the toilet bowl!

Really think about that for a second.

These lunatics on the left, they believe that what is made for EVERYONE is actually ~just~ for them. Which explains why they feel their turd should be forced upon everyone else for their sole benefit and why they constantly feel entitled to everyone else's stuff (video games, comics, movies, politics, you name it).

And worse! Worse than that... they SEE THEMSELVES ~as~ the character.

In the androgynous character, the LITERAL VANILLA PUPPET... that's what they see themselves as. That's what they get excited for! In all their fucked up little communities.

Generic, bland, incomplete people. They see themselves as the puppet, they DON'T see themselves, because they have no sense of self, they're all facade and no substance. Puppet people.

We really are living in the Pinocchio dystopian timeline.

Try not to get tricked! Don't get used like a puppet or else you'll get turned into a jackass and your autonomy will be commercialized and industrialized for someone else's profit.

Look at the leftists, don't just look ~at~ them, look at how they perceive things! Like Jussie Smollett for example... just like how the trannies see antithetical reality... so too does Jussie Smollett.

You can easily see just how demented and deranged they really are.

They can't see reality as it actually is. They see what they want to see, because they expect the world to be for them and only them. It's like mass delusional narcissism.

 

[Aroukar]

Finished Fullmetal Alchemist. I thought it would be a chore to go through 51 episodes, but it was a blast. 9/10 Great show.

 

[BiteySnek]

Finished Fullmetal Alchemist. I thought it would be a chore to go through 51 episodes, but it was a blast. 9/10 Great show.

You shoulda watched "Brotherhood", it's a 10/10 and it makes the original look like a 6/10. Also 13 more episodes of enjoyment!

 

[Aroukar]

You shoulda watched "Brotherhood", it's a 10/10 and it makes the original look like a 6/10. Also 13 more episodes of enjoyment!

Nah. Brotherhood sucked.

 

[BiteySnek]

Nah. Brotherhood sucked.

You'll like it when you're older.

 

[Quence]

Is Arcane on netflix any good?

 

[BiteySnek]

Is Arcane on netflix any good?

It's a drink of water in a desert. Like, it's good enough to quench your thirst, Quence... but don't hold out much hope for a second season and, even if there is, there's a high degree of likelihood they'll fuck it up.

Also keep in mind it's terribly derivative, I mean they rip off ideas, designs and music from a bunch of major titles, Maplestory the most I'd say.

 

[Quence]

It's a drink of water in a desert. Like, it's good enough to quench your thirst, Quence... but don't hold out much hope for a second season and, even if there is, there's a high degree of likelihood they'll fuck it up.

Also keep in mind it's terribly derivative, I mean they rip off ideas, designs and music from a bunch of major titles, Maplestory the most I'd say.

Ah, thank you for the info. I think I'll skip it.

Did you watch Castlevania on netflix?

 

[Aroukar]

You'll like it when you're older.

Brotherhood is for little kids man. Every little problem gets tied up nice and tidy at the end. I like the way the story played out in the original more. What do you like about Brotherhood though?

 

[BiteySnek]

Ah, thank you for the info. I think I'll skip it.

Did you watch Castlevania on netflix?

I never watched Castlevania nor did I watch their rendition of Death Note.

I imagine they're probably about as good as Arcane.

I've come to expect very little in the way of quality from Netflix. They're all flash and little substance.