JACOB STELLMACH ( a.k.a. ASS NAPKINS)

[Illuminati 2.0]

@TabbyGarf based on a convo we (and Kaizen) had with Aediot.

Was that video word for word verbatim when you had that chat

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Was that video word for word verbatim when you had that chat

it has to be.

 

[umkemesik]

Was that video word for word verbatim when you had that chat

For the most part, there were some minor lines of dialogue omitted.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

For the most part, there were some minor lines of dialogue omitted.

Leak the full chat?

 

[.wil]

this is the full chat, retard

 

[.wil]

@kaizen str8 clownin' on fools

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

this is the full chat, retard

Ok

 

[kaizen]

thats a lot of coffee @kaizen . is that humanly possible?

i piss pure caffeine and shit compounded tobacco. is it uncomfortable? perhaps, but it's feasible

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

i piss pure caffeine and shit compounded tobacco. is it uncomfortable? perhaps, but it's feasible

My God, what has science done....

 

[umkemesik]

Leak the full chat?

"minor lines of dialogue" being shit like "can you hear me", "is everyone on?" that had nothing to do with the substance of the convo.

 

[umkemesik]

 

[.wil]

null is such a retarded faggot that he gets nothing right for like 3 minutes in

 

[Lovecraft]

null is such a retarded faggot that he gets nothing right for like 3 minutes in

That is a very perjorative way to speak of the king of Aspie Mountain.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

null is such a retarded faggot that he gets nothing right for like 3 minutes in

Yeah he does fuck up a lot.

 

[umkemesik]

Damn, looks like there's an Ass Napkin ED on Howard Stern now;

I think AEdiot finally has a true, legit trademark claim.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

That is a very perjorative way to speak of the king of Aspie Mountain.

I'm assuming Josh dies that on perpous just for that reason.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Damn, looks like there's an Ass Napkin ED on Howard Stern now;

I think AEdiot finally has a true, legit trademark claim.

Ye lol, only Aediot's a combo of Howard Stern and AN ED...
That being that he's a retarded jew with an inflated ego and a leeky colon.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

I wish adezero was kinda still here though...

She didn't have to go out the way she did

 

[umkemesik]

Stop talking.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Stop talking.

I'm just saying, wouldn't it be nice if things just ended nicely for ade and she was still here?

 

[Lovecraft]

Ye lol, only Aediot's a combo of Howard Stern and AN ED...
That being that he's a retarded jew with an inflated ego and a leeky colon.

So apparently shoving a split leek up your ass is a traditional Japanese folk remedy against the flu, but somehow I don''t think you knew that and you're displaying the verbal acumen of a certain septugenerian former head of state because you are a retard.
Retard.

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

So apparently shoving a split leek up your ass is a traditional Japanese folk remedy against the flu, but somehow I don''t think you knew that and you're displaying the verbal acumen of a certain septugenerian former head of state because you are a retard.
Retard.

Wut?

 

[Lovecraft]

Wut?

YOU CANNOT SPELL FOR SHIT!
GRAMMAR ELUDES YOU!
YOU ARE TOO.FUCKING.RETARDED TO REVIEW YOUR GARBAGE TIER POSTS BEFORE PRESSING "Post reply"
Fuck off!

 

[lurk]

I'm just saying, wouldn't it be nice if things just ended nicely for ade and she was still here?

you should take a step back and realize just how thirsty and retarded you sound.

 

[Maniac200688thewhitenigr]

I wish adezero was kinda still here though...

She didn't have to go out the way she did

Press F for Ade zero.

 

[TabbyGarf]

Was that video word for word verbatim when you had that chat

Sperg Attorney was based out of the conversation below, and restructured to make sense with some annoying bits removed (like silene talking for no reason or UMK trying to hit on silene )

dpaste: Sperg Attorney

dpaste.com

 

[Gamergay]

assnapkins.wiki™ is the true ass napikns ED™

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

(like silene talking for no reason or UMK trying to hit on silene )

@umkemesik you sad horny bastard.

 

[Maggie]

I'm just saying, wouldn't it be nice if things just ended nicely for ade and she was still here?

Ade never was really around here and she was kinda boring the little time she was

And why are you thirsting for a fucked up cunt that has laid such winners as Ziggy and Buttrags?

Wait, nevermind... maybe even you have a chance

 

[lurk]

@umkemesik you sad horny bastard.

says the kid pining over ade.