JACOB STELLMACH ( a.k.a. ASS NAPKINS)

[.wil]

@Likeicare always gets the last word in

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

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fucking faggot mods locked the thread

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fucking faggot mods locked the thread

They hate lulz

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@Likeicare always gets the last word in

Of course he does...

his wisdom is always heard; even when the ignorant try to silence him.

 

[.wil]

This absolute spastic nigger didn't not just not double post, he triple posted. CAN I GET A MOD TO CLEAN THIS UP?

 

[A Fucking Box]

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are they really trying to do a cleanup of that thread lmao fucking cucks

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fucking faggot mods locked the thread

If I were a KF janitor (Allah forgive me for even imagining such humiliation) I would instantly do a backflip off the nearest, highest building

How am I gonna tell Dynastia how to make lentils now?!?!

 

[A Fucking Box]

This absolute spastic nigger didn't not just not double post, he triple posted. CAN I GET A MOD TO CLEAN THIS UP?

I just merged his posts
I didn't even know that was in my power lmfao
Welp, never doing that again *opens newspaper*

 

[.wil]

It was a quality thread, now I hope they don't come here.

 

[A Fucking Box]

If I were a KF janitor (Allah forgive me for even imagining such humiliation) I would instantly do a backflip off the nearest, highest building

How am I gonna tell Dynastia how to make lentils now?!?!

Seriously though why would you lock an active thread for any other reason that to put a stop to any fun that was happening

 

[A Fucking Box]

It was a quality thread, now I hope they don't come here.

If any fag comes here I'm pulling rank and insta-banning them

 

[.wil]

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

It was a quality thread, now I hope they don't come here.

Your damn right it was a good one...

I bet you anything it was Aediot who requested for the thread to be locked.

 

[Likeicare]

Your damn right it was a good one...

I bet you anything it was Aediot who requested for the thread to be locked.

Fuck off retard

 

[.wil]

How doable is it to merge every one of Viril's posts into a single post on his intro thread?

 

[Likeicare]

How doable is it to merge every one of Viril's posts into a single post on his intro thread?

Very doable

 

[A Fucking Box]

Your damn right it was a good one...

I bet you anything it was Aediot who requested for the thread to be locked.

Please bet everything so I can take everything you own from you

 

[A Fucking Box]

How do you even access the kiwifag chat am I just retarded or does a janny need to give you permission

 

[Likeicare]

 

[c0mp]

How do you even access the kiwifag chat am I just retarded or does a janny need to give you permission

click on it

 

[Likeicare]

How do you even access the kiwifag chat am I just retarded or does a janny need to give you permission

Your account is required to be a certain age/post count/ reaction score

 

[A Fucking Box]

click on it

 

[Chimplord1997]

OOOOOH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS
ASS NAPKINS AND ALLIGATORS

 

[.wil]

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No fun allowed

 

[Addie]

kiwijannies mad

 

[ASSBLONKER]

I REGISTERED ON KIWI FARM TO SEE THIS SHIT UNFOLD AND I GOTTA ADMIT, EVEN THO ADZERO LOOKS LIKE ALF MIXED WITH THE CLEANING LADY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FUCKED ON THE DOWN LOW, AND GOT TITTIES SHAPED LIKE LOW MOISTURE MOZZ, I GOTTA GIVE PROPS TO AEDIOT FOR GETTING LAID WITH NAPKINS STUCK INTO HIS ASSHOLE.... SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN THERES A CHAD MOVE HIDDEN THERE LOL

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

I REGISTERED ON KIWI FARM TO SEE THIS SHIT UNFOLD AND I GOTTA ADMIT, EVEN THO ADZERO LOOKS LIKE ALF MIXED WITH THE CLEANING LADY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FUCKED ON THE DOWN LOW, AND GOT TITTIES SHAPED LIKE LOW MOISTURE MOZZ, I GOTTA GIVE PROPS TO AEDIOT FOR GETTING LAID WITH NAPKINS STUCK INTO HIS ASSHOLE.... SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN THERES A CHAD MOVE HIDDEN THERE LOL

It's Aediot; there is nothing chad about that human pile of faliure.

 

[adezero]

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Sweep it up Janny Jersh.

Was worth a shot lol

 

[adezero]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-adezero-aediot-breakup-trashfire.89597/
LOL. 200 dollars to "doxx" Tea Clips, nobody gives a fuck about tea clips, niggas.

It’s almost like he made the whole thing up🤔

 

[.wil]

Here's some stuff the discord bois got ahold of:

Jacob's twitter manager

Complete with self-harm scars. Hahahahaha

 

[Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd]

Here's some stuff the discord bois got ahold of:

Jacob's twitter manager
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Complete with self-harm scars. Hahahahaha

This only confirms something we all already knew...

Jacob preys upon mentally damaged whores.

 

[Cosmic Sewer Hobo]

toilet seat imprint, imagine taking pictures for your onlyfans right after taking a massive +10 mins shit that merged your ass with your toilet

 

[A Fucking Box]

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toilet seat imprint, imagine taking pictures for your onlyfans right after taking a massive +10 mins shit that merged your ass with your toilet

For men that like to imagine the whiff of shit on the anal rim